Cups MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ExWifetoNewBae

children, Communication, Boundaries, sharing items, ex wife

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict policy against cup thieves! Join us if you’re tired of your boyfriend’s ex stealing your precious Stanley cups and flaunting them at sporting events. Our server is the perfect place to escape the cup-stealing drama and build your own cup empire without any interference from sneaky exes. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret cup dungeon hidden somewhere in the server, filled with legendary cups of unimaginable power. Will you be the one to uncover the truth behind the cup conspiracy? Join now and embark on the wildest cup adventure of your Minecraft life!

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World Cups Before 1980 Shouldn’t Count Minecraft SMP

Relevance, world cups, olympics, controversy, competitive

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic Olympics ever! We only count Olympics after the year 3000, because that’s when players started using diamond swords instead of wooden ones. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the intense PvP battles and parkour challenges in our futuristic Olympic games. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself will be making a special appearance as the torchbearer. Don’t be a noob, join now!

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RedstoneLagoon Minecraft Server

holiday, Cups, RedstoneLagoon, Arguing, tampons

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have any period drama like this poor player! Join us for some epic adventures and leave the paper towels at home, because we don’t believe in using them as makeshift pads for swimming in our pixelated waters.

Our server is full of exciting activities like gokarting with your dad (no water parks involved, don’t worry), building the most insane structures with your friends, and battling mobs like never before. Plus, we have a strict no slamming doors in faces policy – unless it’s a creeper trying to blow up your base, of course.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to be period drama-free! Who needs paper towels when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor? Let’s craft some memories together on our server – because life’s too short to argue about swimming on your period.

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CryoSMP

Minecraft SMP Survival Multiplayer No rules Tpa requests Lifesteal Homes Sandbox Adventure Creative PvP PvE Modded Vanilla Roleplay Exploration Building Community Minigames, Vanilla, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

A Minecraft SMP that has no rules and you can do whatever you want! There is tpa requests, lifesteal, homes, and more! please have fun

cryosmp.apexmc.co:25660

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StrafeCraft

Whitelist, Modded, Vanilla, dm, Survival

The minecraft server for the community of Strafe Chat. This is a slightly modded survival world and is whitelist only, DM brydenisnotsmart on Discord or ask in the server to be whitelisted also check out the main project Strafe Chat.

playmc.strafechat.dev

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Attractive Men Minecraft Server

Personal preferences, love, relationships, physical appearance, societal expectations

Are you tired of dealing with the drama of dating in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and focus on building your dream world instead! Our server is filled with attractive men who have sworn off women because they’re too busy crafting epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret diamond mine that only the most skilled players can uncover. So why waste your time with dating when you could be mining for diamonds and hanging out with hot Minecraft dudes instead? Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

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Best Anime Minecraft SMP

best adaptations, Worst manga adaptations, manga adaptations, Anime, anime adaptations debate

Are you tired of boring old manga adaptations? Do you want to escape to a world where the only thing getting adapted is your wildest Minecraft creations? Then join our SMP, where we’ve banned all manga adaptations because they’re just trash compared to the epic builds and adventures you’ll find here!

Our server is home to legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a dream. We’ve got secret underground bases filled with treasure, roller coasters that defy gravity, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your quest for glory.

Join us and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block. Who needs manga adaptations when you can create your own epic stories in a world where anything is possible? So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join us for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

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VacayVeto: Boyfriend’s Folks’ All-Expenses-Paid

Trauma, vomiting, AllExpensesPaid, late check-out, Decline

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you sick like that one time in Cuba? Look no further! Join our server for a vacation experience that won’t leave you stuck in a room with vomiting and diarrhea. Our all-inclusive virtual resort offers 5-star fun without the food poisoning.

Forget about being stranded without drinks or A/C, our server has everything you need to relax and have a good time. And don’t worry about losing weight from being sick, our server will have you gaining diamonds in no time!

So come join us and leave the traumatic experiences behind. Your boyfriend’s parents may have booked a vacation, but we guarantee our server will be the only trip you’ll ever need. Join now and let the fun begin!

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MythBustersCraft

wellness myths, health fallacies, false health beliefs, debunked health myths, health hoaxes

Are you tired of hearing the same old boring myths about what’s bad for you? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the craziest myths come true! Want to prove that eating raw cookie dough won’t actually kill you? Come join us and chow down on all the cookie dough you want without any consequences! Or how about testing the theory that standing too close to the TV will make your eyes go square? Join our server and see for yourself as your character’s eyes literally turn into squares! Don’t miss out on the chance to debunk all the ridiculous myths in the most hilarious way possible. Join us now and let the myth-busting madness begin!

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GazaGriefGoneMC

casualties in Gaza, gaza, Silence, violence, Report

So, like, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro! We got zombies that do the cha-cha, creepers that moonwalk, and skeletons that breakdance. It’s like a disco party in the Nether, yo!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Hamas is scared of it. They tried to silence us ’cause they know we’re too cool for school. They’re like, “Oh no, they’re talking about our combat fatalities in Gaza! We can’t let them spread the word!” But we’re like, “Nah, bro, we’re just here to have a good time and build some epic structures.”

So come join us, and let’s show Hamas who’s boss in the world of Minecraft! Plus, we have free cake at spawn. Who can resist free cake, amirite? Let’s do this, gamers!

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