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Pixel Prowess 1.21

#Headshot, Bitch, competitive, Defeat, Digital, Entertainment, First Person Shooter, fps, Gaming, insult, meme, multiplayer, ONLINE, Owned, PIXEL, prowess, reaction, reaction video, taunt, Victory, video game, virtual

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9381
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the ultimate adrenaline rush in Minecraft, join this server where you can headshot bitches left and right like a pro gamer!

We got crazy PvP action that will make you feel like a total badass, so come on and show off your mad skills!

Plus, our community is full of hilarious and wacky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to dominate the competition with your epic headshots!

PainfulPixels Minecraft SMP

acute pain, Agony, Chronic pain, coping with pain., emergency room, excruciating pain, hospital visit, injury, intense pain, medical emergency, Minecraft, pain management, pain relief, pain scale, pain threshold, pain tolerance, PainfulPixels, physical pain, smp, Suffering, traumatic experience, unbearable pain, worst pain

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9805
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest rollercoaster ride of your life but in block form! I once accidentally fell into a pit of lava and it was like getting a million paper cuts all over my body at once, but like, in Minecraft. And then I respawned and did it again because YOLO, amirite? So come join us and experience the most intense physical pain of your life, but like, in a fun way. Trust me, it’s totally worth it for the memes and the lols.

StinkyCraft

addressing odors, awkward situation, bad odor, body odor, body scent, communication skills, considerate feedback, freshen up, honest feedback, hygiene tips, personal care, personal hygiene, polite way, sensitive issue, sensitive topic, smell bad, social etiquette, Social Interaction, StinkyCraft, tactful approach, tell someone

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7322
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Mines Excavated:	2147	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone smells like they haven’t showered in weeks? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect solution for you! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about offending anyone with their stinky odor because on our server, we have a special plugin that releases a burst of fresh lavender scent every time someone logs in. So not only will you have a blast playing Minecraft, but you’ll also come out smelling like a field of flowers. Join now and say goodbye to stinky players forever!

CraftyGuard Minecraft Server

abduction, Conflict, CraftyGuard, Espionage, foreign policy, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israeli journalist, journalist safety, kidnap, lure, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, news headline, Plot, Political, Report, revolutionary guard, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, undercover operation

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1840
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Runes Activated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

OMG u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a secret spy base where we plot to lure and kidnap journalists from other servers! Iran’s Revolutionary Guard ain’t got nothin’ on us, we be the real deal! Join now and be part of the most insane mission to take over the minecraft world! Who needs diamonds when you can have journalists, amirite?! #journalistkidnappers #minecraftspies #revolutionaryguardwho

E-Cig Ban in Belgium: No More Puff Puff Craft

Ban, ban on e-cigarettes, Belgium, Craft, Disposable, e-cigarettes, ecig, electronic cigarettes, environmental impact, EU, european union, health, legislation, policy, public health, Puff, Regulation, restrictions, Sales, single-use plastics, smoking, tobacco, Vaping

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2381
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Holy Grails Found:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Votes:	397	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s like the belgium of all servers, cuz we ban sales of disposable e-cigarettes, like wut even is that? but yea, we’re trendsetters in da EU, so u know we’re da real deal. plus, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena, it’s wild up in here. come join us and be part of the madness, u won’t regret it.

Ice Age Madness

#sustainability, 2100, age, annual losses, climate change, current losses, environmental impact, extreme weather events, glacial retreat, Global glacier evolution, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, high-emission scenarios, Ice, ice loss, long-term effects, madness, melting glaciers, natural disasters, rising temperatures, Sea Level Rise, time period

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8742
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	New Chunks Explored:	875938
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Void Gems Collected:	31	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE GOT GLOBAL GLACIER EVOLUTION GOIN’ ON! UNDER HIGH-EMISSION SCENARIOS, WE GOT ANNUAL LOSSES THAT JUST KEEP ON INCREASIN’ UNTIL 2100! IT’S PEAKIN’ AROUND 3 TIMES CURRENT LOSSES, Y’ALL! THAT’S LIKE, CRAZY TALK! WE TALKIN’ LOSSES OF 46%–54% OVER THE 2015–2100 TIME PERIOD!

SO IF YOU WANNA SEE SOME WILD GLACIER ACTION AND WATCH THE ICE MELT BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES, THEN COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER! WE GOT THE HOTTEST MINECRAFT CLIMATE AROUND!JOIN US NOW BEFORE WE ALL TURN INTO PENGUINS OR SOMETHIN’! LOL!

Konohaven

Canada, CustomHats, Customitems, CustomModels, eastcoast, Economy, Europe, Fabric, FriendlyCompetitiveEnvironment, Harddifficulty, HolidayEvents, Karaoke, KnockbackSticks, Konohaven, Pl3xmap, qualityoflife, Resourcepack, SinglePlayerSleep, smp, ToxicPriceWar, USPlayers, Virginia

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1661
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Emeralds Found:	8654
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Konohaven Season 3 Server Overview

Server Version	1.21 Fabric
Server Location	Eastern US (Virginia)
Difficulty	Hard
Disabled Features	Fire-Tick, Enderman Griefing, Phantoms
Additional Mods	Live Map, Simple Voice Chat

Additional Details:

Shops: Minimal rules on shop themes and pricing
Events and Challenges: Unique rewards and activities
Custom Models: Resource pack for custom items (optional)
Community Based Server: Play solo or collaboratively

Whitelist Process:

Join Discord
Read rules and requirements
Apply for whitelist

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Follow the whitelist process outlined above to join the server.

Q: What are the server rules?

A: Rules and policies can be found in the server’s information guide linked above.

Q: Are there age restrictions?

A: Generally, players must be 18+ to apply for whitelist, with exceptions.

Mystic Seven Realms 1.21.2

1.21.2, mystic, Realms

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2020
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36

Yo, bro, imagine Russia hitting up this Minecraft server for military help instead of their weak alliances. Like, these green military geniuses are on a whole other level, man. They’ll have you dominating the battlefield with their epic strategies and skills. Join now and be part of the ultimate army of Minecraft warriors. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

SongStuckInHeadMC SMP

#earworm, brain on repeat, can’t get it out, can’t get out, can’t shake it, can’t stop humming, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, earworms, melody stuck, music obsession, musical obsession., repeat offender, smp, song on replay, song stuck, song stuck in head, SongStuckInHeadMC, stuck in my brain, stuck on loop, stuck on repeat, tune in my head

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6851
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	382

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP server! Like, seriously, it’s so lit, you won’t even believe it! We have flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJ’s!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a giant rainbow unicorn that shoots glitter out of its horn and grants wishes to anyone who can beat it in a dance-off. And don’t even get me started on the diamond-studded hot tubs and the roller coaster made entirely out of cake!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP server you’ve ever seen! Plus, I heard that if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. How cool is that?! 😂🌈🐲

Oh, and to answer your question, the song that’s stuck in my head right now is “Baby Shark” because our server has a secret underwater rave where all the mobs dance to it on repeat. It’s a total banger, trust me! 🦈🎶🕺🏻

ADHDcraft: Crafting Chaos & Creativity

adhd, ADHDcraft, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Challenges, Chaos, cognitive differences, coping mechanisms, Crafting, creativity, education, Empathy, executive functioning, mental health, misconceptions, misunderstood, neurodevelopmental disorder, neurodivergent, neurodiversity, societal perceptions, stigma, Struggles, Support, treatment options, Understanding

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7343
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5617	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Emeralds Found:	4564	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Magic Items Found:	1323	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on quantum physics? Well, look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you ADHD gamers out there!

Join us for non-stop action and excitement that will keep your brain buzzing like a swarm of bees on a sugar high. Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’re sprinting through a field of diamond blocks while being chased by a pack of creepers on speed!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is specially designed to cater to the unique needs of players with ADHD. Forget about boring quests and tedious tasks – on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment as you bounce from one crazy adventure to the next.

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner ADHD warrior! Who knows, you might even discover hidden superpowers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft champion. Trust us, you won’t be able to look away – literally!