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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 7924 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1057 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, or participate in our weekly llama racing competition. Don’t be surprised if you log on one day and find that the entire server has been turned into a giant maze by our mischievous admin team.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the most dedicated players can find. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the bottom of the ocean, guarded by a squad of killer dolphins.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious gaming experience of your life!