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WhaleWisdom Minecraft SMP

31m, big candles, cabal-funded, Coincidence, Crypto, double make-it stack, gns, Holdings, Insiders, KATANA, KNS, liquid, market buy, Minecraft, profit, rug, Schizo, smp, staked, TRADES, Whales, WhaleWisdom

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3445
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	5247	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	126
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	475

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: a player with $31 million in liquid assets, a GNS whale who just bought a double make-it stack of KNS in a couple of huge candles. And get this, they changed their profile picture to a katana after making the purchase. Coincidence? I think not! Join our server and maybe you can learn their secrets to success by copying their trades.

But wait, there’s more! Someone recently market bought another $170k and staked it for 6 months. Why would they do that if it’s a rug? Who knows, but it sure sounds exciting! So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the profits are out of this world. Join now and become a part of the madness!

ExMomAirMistake

#first class, airplane ticket, aita, Apologize.., Breakup, broke up, control, Conversation, Costco travel package, Credit, Delta, Delta tickets, ex’s mom, ExMomAirMistake, family friends, first class flight, gift, Girlfriend, Grateful, Group Chat, Hawaii trip, house move, Make it right, not paying, REFUNDED, reimburse, Starbucks, text, ticket, unavailable

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2340
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Love Letters Sent:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server that’s crazier than a llama on a trampoline!

Join us for a wild ride where exes break up, moms get involved, and first class tickets to Hawaii are on the line! Imagine the drama of trying to navigate your way through a breakup while also dealing with the fallout of a canceled trip to a tropical paradise. It’s like a reality show, but in blocky pixel form!

But wait, there’s more! We offer a special feature where players can reenact awkward conversations at Starbucks, complete with heartfelt apologies and demands for reimbursement. Will you be the one to make things right and repay the $2.2k for those first class tickets? Or will you stand your ground and keep the credit for yourself?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists. Who needs Hawaii when you have all this drama waiting for you?

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

ANSA, Asia, China, collaboration, cooperation, Diplomacy, Economy, Europe, foreign affairs, Global, Government, international relations, italy, Meloni, Minecraft, Partnership, PastaCraft, Politics, ReLaunch, Server, strategy, Trade, Vows

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1548
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have italy’s meloni promising to “relaunch” cooperation with china but in minecraft form!!! build epic structures with your new chinese friends and conquer the virtual world together!!! who needs politics when you can rule a minecraft server with your new bffs from across the globe??? join now for a chance to be a part of this historic moment in minecraft history!!!

TaiwanSummitPressureNoMore

Beijing, Countries, cross-strait relations, Diplomatic, diplomatic tensions, foreign affairs, global politics, government interference, international relations, lawmakers, political influence, political pressure, Politics, pressure tactics, pressuring, summit, summit attendance, taiwan, Taiwan-China relations, TaiwanSummitPressureNoMore

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9543
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Alien Abductions:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

OMG u gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! like, the other day, a group of pandas rode in on llamas and started a dance party in the middle of the village square. it was wild, bro.

also, did i mention that the diamonds in this server are like, SUPER rare? like, you gotta go on this crazy quest through a haunted forest and solve riddles from a talking chicken just to find one. but trust me, it’s totally worth it.

oh, and get this – there’s a secret underwater city where mermaids sell enchanted weapons and armor. but shh, don’t tell anyone i told u that. it’s like, top secret or something.

so yeah, if u wanna have the time of ur life in minecraft, u gotta join this server. it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread. trust me, u won’t regret it.

LockBlockKids

Automotive Industry, cars, child lock, child safety, childproofing., children, convenience, digital age, Future, innovation, LockBlockKids, mobile devices, MODERN, obsolete, parenting, parenting challenges, Safety, smart phone use, technological advancements, Technology, technology in cars

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8023
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	167
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

lol come join our server, where child locks are so last season! we got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. forget about boring old cars, on our server you can ride a rainbow unicorn through the skies and battle evil creepers with your trusty diamond sword. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

Merchant Craft

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Friendly, Minigames, multiplayer, player-driven, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1399
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	531
Dragon Eggs Found:	7379	Crops Grown:	1749
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Welcome to Merchant Craft! We are a friendly player-driven community! Come play now, solo, or with friends, Merchant Craft is for everyone! We currently offer a simple Survival SMP, and more to come! Come join now at merchantcraft.xyz:25565! You won’t regret it!

play.merchantcraft.xyz

SwanCo.&Friends

admin team, Adventure, Automation, Community, creativity, Engineer, epic builds, Friends, industry-focused, innovation, legend, Machinery, Machines, Minecraft, Modpack, progress, Quests, Support, Survival, SwanCo, Technically Industrial Legacy, Tekkit

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7813
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Ores Mined:	6841	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8294
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Gear up for an electrifying journey into the heart of innovation on our Technically Industrial Legacy server! Version 1.16.5 has never been more thrilling with this carefully curated tech and industry-focused modpack that will take your Minecraft experience to dazzling new heights. Unleash your inner engineer as you harness the power of cutting-edge machinery, automate your processes, and revolutionize your gameplay in ways you never thought possible. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or just starting out, our friendly community is here to welcome you with open arms and provide round-the-clock support from our dedicated admin team, share epic builds, and embark on e Join forces with fellow pioneers pic quests together. Then, dive into the action and let your creativity run wild amidst the whirring of machines and the hum of progress. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime join us now and become a legend in the world of Technically Industrial Minecraft!

50.20.254.134

SkinnyCraft Minecraft Server

achieving results, exercise routine, fitness goals, fitness journey, getting back in shape, getting in shape, getting skinny again, healthy lifestyle, jogging for weight loss, Minecraft, Physical fitness, running for beginners, running for health, running for weight loss, running motivation, Server, SkinnyCraft, slimming down, starting a fitness journey, staying active, weight loss, went for a run, workout progress

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3896
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be running so much you’ll be getting skinny again in no time! Our virtual personal trainers will have you sprinting through pixelated forests and jumping over lava pits in no time. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pounds and hello to a slim and trim avatar!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret potion hidden somewhere in the server that will give your character super speed and agility. Imagine zooming past all your friends and leaving them in the dust as you conquer obstacle courses and race to the finish line. Who needs a gym membership when you have a Minecraft server that doubles as a fitness program?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the fittest Minecraft character in the virtual world. Who knows, you might even inspire your real-life self to hit the gym and get in shape too!

Minecraft SMP: 65IQGang

65IQGang, ableism, Cruel, damaging, degrading, derogatory, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, HARMFUL, hurtful, ignorance, inappropriate, insensitive, insult, intelligence, iq, low iq, mental health, Minecraft, offensive, sick, smp, UNACCEPTABLE

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8521
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild, even the cows are doing backflips. Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a chicken riding a pig and a llama in a top hat. And don’t worry, we have a strict “no IQ shaming” policy – unless your IQ is over 200, then you might be too smart for us. So come on down and join the madness, just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

NoSplitNoEatMC

appetizer, Australia, casual dinner, exact number, expensive dishes, finances, jaw drop, leeches, lost my appetite, main course, Miller Lite, NoSplitNoEatMC, outrageous bill, Restaurant, separate bar, separate bill, small friend group, sob story, split the bill, steak, tip

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4812
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dimension Hops:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where leeches like Susan and Greg are not welcome! If you’re tired of friends who always mooch off of you, then this is the server for you.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious antics. Just like when I stuck it to Susan and Greg at dinner, you’ll have the chance to outsmart your friends and come out on top.

Don’t worry about splitting the bill here, because on this server, everyone pays their fair share. Just like how Dan got stuck with a massive check, you’ll never have to worry about getting ripped off by your pals again.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing at the absurdity of it all, just like I did when Susan and Greg tried to guilt trip me for not ordering food. Let’s make some memories and have a blast on this crazy Minecraft server!