CupBlockerGF – No sips allowed!

Allowed, arguments, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, cup, CupBlockerGF, Exclusivity, living together, love, ownership, personal items, possessiveness, relationship, Respect, rules, sharing, sips, Thermos, Understanding, Water

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	938
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	22	Emeralds Found:	7602
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Animals Bred:	160	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take cup-sharing drama to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of protecting your precious thermos from your thirsty GF who just can’t seem to understand the sacred bond between a man and his water vessel.

Embark on epic quests to find the perfect cup for your GF so she’ll finally leave your thermos alone. Battle against hordes of mobs who try to steal your precious drinkware, all while defending your right to have things that are just yours (like a cup, apparently).

But beware, things may get heated as arguments break out over the importance of sharing cups and the true meaning of love. Will you stand your ground and protect your thermos at all costs, or will you give in to the pressure and let your GF take a sip? The choice is yours on our outrageously dramatic Minecraft server. Join now and let the cup-sharing chaos begin!

NATOvsRussiaMC

aggression, Alliance, Baltic Sea, Baltic states, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Divisions, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, european union, fm, foreign policy, international relations, Lithuania, Military, Moscow, nato, NATOvsRussiaMC, russia, SECURITY

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3954
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Animals Bred:	29	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	27

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got lithuanian FM saying russia is like, no match for NATO’s military, and like, moscow is relying on our divisions, like what even bro?? join us and be part of this epic battle of epicness, where u can build ur own army of minecraft soldiers and take on russia like a boss. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and be a part of history in the making!! #minecraftarmy #russiavsNATO #lolz

CraftedSurvival: Where shopping districts and cross-play collide in chaos! (110 characters)

bedrock edition, Chaos, Characters, collide, Community Experience, CraftedSurvival, crossplay, districts, friendly community, Fun Environment, grief-free, INCLUSIVE, livesystem, Mob Drops, Online Map, player homes, Player Ranks, player trust, Semi Vanilla, shopping, smp, Survival, Teleportation, Tweaks, Voting, welcoming server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3697
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Star Shards Collected:	267
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Crafted Survival Overview

Features
🏠 Land Claiming
🛍️ Shopping District
💨 Homes and TPA
🗺️ Live World Map
👾 Mob Heads
🌙 One Player Sleep
🏅 Ranks based upon trust, playtime and voting

🔗 IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

🔗 Bedrock Port: 19132

We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes! We welcome all players to join Crafted Survival.
Do you allow griefing?	No, we have a griefer-free policy to ensure a friendly community experience.
How can I claim land?	You can use the land claiming feature to protect your builds and belongings.
Are there any special ranks on the server?	Yes, we have ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting.

CraftyCatastrophe Minecraft Server

ALARM, anxiety, apprehension, concern, CraftyCatastrophe, disbelief, dismay, Distress, exclamation, Expression, fear, Minecraft, Oh No!, Panic, reaction, Server, shock, stress, Surprise, Trouble, unease, worry

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9312
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, fear not because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your inventory filled with wacky surprises.

When I was young I’d put all the weird blocks on the Minecraft SMP

blocks, childhood memories, computer files, confidential information, digital security, family computers, hidden files, hidden folder, internet browsing, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy, privacy concerns, Put, secret stash, smp, sneaky behavior, Sting, taboo, teenage antics, tna, weird, weird porn, wrestling, young

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3600
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magic Items Found:	3124	Animals Bred:	149

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Mafia” – a group of llamas who run the black market in the server, trading rare items for emeralds and causing chaos wherever they go.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to hide your weird porn stash in the /wrestling/tna/sting/ folder – no one will ever look there!

Prankster Patrol Minecraft Server

Apologize.., banging, Behavior, consequences, disruptive, Highschool, Hotel, inappropriate, inconsiderate, loud, Minecraft, mistake, Patrol, prank, prankster, response, Rude, scolding, Server, Sorry., swearing, teenager, tired, unsupervised

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5526
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Love Letters Sent:	4	Divine Spears Created:	18

Are you tired of dealing with unruly high schoolers pranking your hotel room door? Looking for a place where you can swear at kids without feeling guilty? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can unleash your frustrations on virtual pranksters without any consequences. Build your own virtual hotel room and prank-proof it to keep those pesky teenagers at bay. And if they still bother you, feel free to let out a few choice words – they won’t hear you here!

So come on over and join our server for a hilarious and stress-relieving experience. Just remember, what happens in the virtual world, stays in the virtual world!

DadVibesMC

advice, books, children, Communication, DadVibesMC, education, Empathy, encouragement, family, friendship, generational differences, parenting, personal growth, perspective, PRESSURE, reading, relationships, spy movies, Support, Understanding

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5433
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Are you tired of boring old books with realistic plots? Do you want to escape into a world of fantasy and adventure? Then join our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll have more fun than reading a spy novel about a 12-year-old CIA recruit!

Just like how I got Jack’s son, Ed, hooked on reading with a crazy spy academy book, we’ll hook you on our server with our insane quests and challenges. Who needs serious stuff when you can have a blast exploring our virtual world filled with mysteries and surprises?

And if you’re like Jack, who thinks reading silly books is pointless, don’t worry! Our server is all about embracing the ridiculous and having a good time. Plus, we won’t judge you for comparing yourself to your complicated dad who only wanted you to read science books. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, even if that means being a doctor who secretly loves fantasy novels!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing far-fetched is how much fun you’ll have!

BillionYearBash Minecraft SMP

1 billion years, BillionYearBash, boundless time, cosmic adventure, Cosmic Journey, endless possibilities, eternal existence, eternal exploration, eternal journey, eternal youth, Eternity, everlasting life, future exploration, IMMORTALITY, infinite experiences, infinite knowledge, long lifespan, Minecraft, never-ending life, smp, time dilation, time travel, timeless existence

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8014
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Meteorites Collected:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where time is meaningless and you can live for 1 billion years! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of immortal beings who have been playing Minecraft since the beginning of time. They have mastered every aspect of the game and are always looking for new players to challenge them.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and powerful artifacts. Rumor has it that anyone who finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ruler of the server.

3. The mobs on our server are no ordinary creatures. They have evolved over millions of years and are now capable of building their own civilizations. You never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter while exploring the world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and live for 1 billion years of epic gameplay and ridiculous shenanigans!

PixelPeril: NearDeathTales

brush with death, close call, coping with trauma, existential crisis, fear, Gratitude, guardian angel, Life after death., life-changing event, miraculous escape, mortality, Near Death Experience, NearDeathTales, out-of-body experience, PixelPeril, Reflection, second chance, spiritual awakening, Supernatural, Survival, Trauma, unexplained phenomenon.

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4059
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Runes Activated:	8	Love Letters Sent:	6
Crops Grown:	5929	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Hey there, have you ever had a near-death experience? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll have plenty of opportunities for heart-pounding moments that will make you question your own mortality!

Join us for epic battles with giant spiders, treacherous lava pits, and even the occasional creeper explosion that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or off it, if you’re not careful).

But don’t worry, our friendly community of players is always here to help you out, whether you need a hand navigating a tricky maze or just someone to laugh with as you narrowly escape a horde of zombies.

So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of near-death experiences in the safety of your own virtual world. Just remember to watch your back – you never know what dangers lurk around the next corner!

ChopstickCraft Minecraft Server

BRP Teresa Magbanua, China, Chinese coast guard, ChopstickCraft, Diplomatic tension, east asia, Escoda Shoal, foreign relations, intentional ramming, international waters, maritime incident, maritime law, maritime security, military aggression, Minecraft, naval confrontation, naval incident, PCG, Philippines, Server, South China Sea, territorial dispute, territorial integrity

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4896
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	59	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	20

u know wat else is intentional? the craziness u will experience on our minecraft server! we got chinese coast guard level of intensity up in here, but instead of ramming ships, we ram ur mind with epic builds and non-stop fun!

join us and sail the high seas of minecraft with us, just like BRP Teresa Magbanua sailing in Escoda Shoal! except instead of dodging ramming ships, u will be dodging creepers and zombies!

our server is so lit, it will make u say “PCG” (pretty cool, guys) every time u log on. so come on, don’t be a landlubber, join our server and let the adventure begin!

OlearysSharkTank: DisconnectFail

Australia, Business, controversial, criticism, DisconnectFail, employee rights, entrepreneur, Greed, kevin o’leary, labor laws, Laws, mental health, OlearysSharkTank, opinion, productivity, Protection, Right to Disconnect, shark tank, Technology, work culture, work-life balance, Workplace

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8914
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Magic Items Found:	4144
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Farms Harvested:	731
Dragons Tamed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where kevin o’leary himself will battle you in a virtual shark tank! forget about australia’s silly laws, here you can disconnect from reality and dive into a world of blocks and creepers. kevin will show no mercy as he hunts you down in the depths of the ocean, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! protect yourself from the greed of the real world and join us for some chaotic minecraft madness. who knew a billionaire could be so entertaining? come on in and see for yourself!

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