But here’s the kicker – it’s all AI vs AI, but YOU get to be the mastermind behind the madness. You get to call the shots, make the plays, and lead your team to victory. It’s like playing chess with memes, bro!
So, if you’re ready to dive into the chaos and unleash your inner meme lord, join us on this wild ride. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s make Minecraft great again!
Join this server if you wanna experience the madness of 4chan boards competing in a soccer simulation. It’s like watching a train wreck, but in Minecraft form. Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this chaotic world of AI vs AI matches controlled by humans. Just go with it, man. Embrace the weirdness.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house! And get this, when they mined it, a whole army of zombie pigmen came out and started doin’ the Macarena! True story, bro.
But wait, there’s more! On this server, if you drink too much coffee (like 4 cups worth), your character starts doin’ the cha-cha slide uncontrollably! It’s hilarious, trust me.
So what are you waitin’ for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs sleep when you can be partyin’ with zombie pigmen and doin’ the cha-cha slide, am I right? Let’s get this block party started!
Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and giant rainbow unicorns roaming the land. Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dancing to the latest hits!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can show off your best dance moves and battle it out with other players in epic dance-offs. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine busting a move on the dance floor!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain!
We don’t use the same old plugins you’re tired of seeing such as Essentials or GriefPrevention. We’ve got our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, so we’ve got our own unique feel.
Server address: mc.javasurvival.com
Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa
We will always strive to… 1. Be your primary Minecraft home: By providing an up-to-date Minecraft experience with longevity. 2. Champion our community: We value our community. Java Survival exists for the players, not for the staff. Players have a say in what goes on.
| Rule | Description |
|---|---|
| 1. No excessively offensive language | Respectful communication is important in our community. |
| 2. No politics or other controversial topics | We want to keep the environment friendly and enjoyable for everyone. |
| 3. No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits | Fair play is essential to maintain the integrity of the server. |
| 4. Do not disturb other players’ property | Respect other players’ creations and space. |
| 5. Do not build too close to other players | Give each player enough room to enjoy their gameplay. |
| 6. Be respectful to others and be kind! | Building a positive and friendly community is our goal. |
| 7. No advertising | We want to keep the server focused on the gameplay experience. |
A: You can join by connecting to the server address mc.javasurvival.com in Minecraft.
A: Yes, we have outlined the server rules above to ensure a respectful and enjoyable experience for all players.
A: Yes, you can join our Discord server using the following link: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa
We promise no guilt-tripping, no accusations of being ‘privileged’, and definitely no shady ulterior motives. Just pure, unadulterated fun in a world where you can actually trust your fellow players.
And if you ever need to suddenly leave, don’t worry – we won’t make you crash out and cut contact just to escape. We’ll even help you pay for your next month’s rent in the transition to your new virtual home.
So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is the kind you create with your epic builds and crazy adventures. And don’t worry, we won’t tamper with your stuff or destroy your food – unless you count accidentally blowing up your house with TNT as ‘tampering’. Just kidding…maybe.
Reasons to join: 1. We provide virtual food for all players, ensuring that no one goes hungry in our pixelated paradise. 2. Our community values self-care and mutual support, just like the player who tried to help their girlfriend with her eating struggles. 3. Experience the thrill of grocery shopping in-game, where you can stock up on essentials and even surprise your friends with virtual treats. 4. Unleash your creativity and build a world where everyone looks out for each other, just like the player who wanted to help their girlfriend in real life.
So come on, join our Minecraft server and let’s create a supportive and caring community together! Who knew gaming could be so heartwarming and hilarious at the same time?
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy with their llama bucks. And if you can find the hidden disco party in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.
So come on down to our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to have fun and never question why the pigs wear top hats. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
we’ve got crazy adventures waiting for you, like trying to build a house out of diamonds only to have it collapse on you because you didn’t listen to that little voice in your head saying “maybe don’t do that.” or maybe you’ll try to tame a wild wolf and end up getting mauled because you thought you knew better than the experts.
join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, where you can laugh at yourself and others as we all make terrible decisions together. who needs common sense when you have our server to show you the way?
IP: 123.456.789.012
Join us and witness the chaos as these little prodigies dominate the Minecraft world with their mad skills and strategic thinking. You’ll be amazed at how they outperform all other age groups and show us adults how it’s done.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see for yourself why this server is the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!
Server IP: 123.456.789.10 (totally legit, trust us)