New Minecraft Servers 2025

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  • CraftyMcCraftface

    CraftyMcCraftface
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    Players: 102/400 Votes: 4740
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 7 Chimeras Created: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only problem you’ll have is deciding which LOLZY adventure to embark on next!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE surprises and EPIC battles against SAVAGE mobs.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with DANK loot. But beware, for EVIL forces lurk in the shadows, waiting to challenge your EPIC skills.

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the INSANITY for yourself!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Snowbreak Minecraft Server – Containment Zone #513

    Snowbreak Minecraft Server – Containment Zone #513
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 7078
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 51
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 29
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 22 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only thing getting censored is your boredom! Join now for a chance to explore the mythical land of Azure Paradise, where you can level up your Adjutant faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into our Hero Games co-op rush event, where teamwork makes the dream work (and the loot even sweeter). And don’t miss out on our exclusive banners featuring Marian the Riptide and Siris the Crowned Flail – because who needs diamonds when you have epic weapons, amirite?

    Plus, use secret codes like “followus” and “P67TY8ET” to unlock hidden treasures in the game. And if you’re feeling extra social, fill out our /snowg/ Friends Form and join our spreadsheet of legendary players. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Singular Good Browns Minecraft SMP

    The Singular Good Browns Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 1341
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

    Legend has it that the singular good browns, known for their impeccable building skills and unrivaled PvP prowess, once ruled the land. But then, the Hispanics came along and gave their phenotype a bad name. It was chaos, I tell you! Villagers running for their lives, creepers exploding left and right, and all because of a silly belt!

    But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and help us restore peace and order to this crazy world. Build epic structures, engage in epic battles, and most importantly, have a laugh along the way. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Low Expectations Minecraft Server

    Low Expectations Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 2853
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 9 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 25
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of judgmental players on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the “bigotry of low expectations” philosophy! Did you accidentally set your house on fire? No worries, happens to the best of us! Did you accidentally punch a villager and start a riot? Hey, we’ve all been there! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and acceptance, where even your biggest Minecraft fails are celebrated with open arms. Come join us and experience the true meaning of “it’s ok, it happens to everyone” in the most hilarious way possible!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • / Shon’s Minecraft SMP /

    / Shon’s  Minecraft SMP /
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 5369
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 307 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 21 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you ready to join the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there? Fallenshadow, the schizo loli queen, is ruling the server with her multiple husbands and insane antics. From ASMR streams to Ribbon Cage battles, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even become one of Fallenshadow’s many husbands or get caught up in a Twitter feud with Otis, the manager extraordinaire.

    But remember, follow the global and board rules or face the wrath of Fallenshadow herself. And don’t forget to ignore, report, and hide the trolls and divorcees – it’s all part of the fun!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world and see if you can survive the madness of Fallenshadow’s Minecraft SMP!

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  • ▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

    ▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 5126
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 22
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6988 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

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    ⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

    ❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

    ❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

    ❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

    ❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

    ❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

    ❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

    ❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

    ❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

    ❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

    ❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

    ❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Dragon Ball Minecraft Server

    Dragon Ball Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 2084
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Emeralds Found: 5409
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 Dimension Hops: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Because Future Trunks himself plays on our server and he’s so cool that even the Ender Dragon bows down to him! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock hidden Super Saiyan powers and be able to mine diamonds with just a flick of your finger. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior alongside Future Trunks!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Rate every Senran Kagura entry Minecraft SMP

    Rate every Senran Kagura entry Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 866
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 6 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 53 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 20 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Meteorites Collected: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we rate every Senran Kagura entry! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player joined our server and discovered a secret dungeon filled with nothing but Senran Kagura games. Legend has it that if you rate them all, you will unlock the ultimate anime power-up in Minecraft – the ability to summon a giant anime waifu to fight by your side! So come join us and embark on this epic quest to rate every Senran Kagura entry and unlock the power of the waifus!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Oops, I’m a Minecraft server

    Oops, I’m a Minecraft server
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 6236
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 28 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 218 Zombie Dances: 7
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Votes: 5740
    Crops Grown: 4293 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground society of pigs who have taken over the server and demand to be worshiped as the true rulers of Minecraft. Bow down to your new pig overlords!

    2. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with traps, fake treasure chests, and surprise attacks from invisible chickens. Good luck trying to survive that madness!

    3. We have a “reverse griefing” policy where instead of banning griefers, we make them build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks as punishment. It’s like a twisted version of community service!

    4. Our staff members are actually a group of mischievous Endermen who love to teleport players to random locations just for fun. Who needs teleportation commands when you have teleporting Endermen?

    5. And finally, our motto is “What is something that is wrong when I do it but it’s ok when you do it?” So basically, anything goes on this server – as long as it’s hilarious and ridiculous!

    So come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and embrace the chaos!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

    The Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 9071
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 6 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking to join a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got ancient cities and artifacts just waiting to be destroyed by players with a thirst for revenge or just some random dipshit looking for a good time. Who knows, maybe those rulers were just trying to cover up their deep, dark secrets of atrocities with some good old-fashioned destruction. Join now and be a part of the madness! Just watch out for those pesky locals seeking revenge, they might just blow up your base for fun!

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  • EuroCraft Minecraft Server

    EuroCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 3886
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 27 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Void Gems Collected: 34
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you want to join a Minecraft server that is so lit, even Herobrine himself can’t resist logging on? Well, look no further, because our server is the bomb dot com! We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our creeper population is so friendly, they’ll actually give you a hug instead of blowing you up.

    And if you’re from central Europe, boy do we have a treat for you! Our server is specially designed to cater to all your central European needs. We’ve got sauerkraut farms, schnitzel crafting stations, and even a secret underground beer cellar where you can party with the villagers until the sun comes up.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be careful not to fall into the lava pit of doom, or you might end up in the Nether with a bunch of angry pigmen. Trust us, it’s not a fun time.

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