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Houston Texans @ New York Jets Minecraft SMP

american football, Defense, fan excitement, game analysis, game day, game prediction, Game thread, Game update, Houston, Houston Texans, jets, matchup, Minecraft, new york jets, NFL, Offense, Quarterback, Rivalry, Running Back, smp, sports, Texans, Texans vs Jets, touchdown, wide receiver, York

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7910
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Emeralds Found:	4732
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of the same old boring servers where everything is predictable? Well, look no further because on this server, the Texies are in need of a second thread for some reason. Who knows what that even means, but it sounds important, right?

But wait, there’s more! Spookiness is a regular occurrence on this server, so if you’re a fan of being scared out of your blocky pants, this is the place for you. And don’t even get me started on the spaghetti-fest that is confirmed to happen. What’s a spaghetti-fest, you ask? Who knows, but it’s going to be wild!

So come join us on this crazy adventure where the game is always 0-0 because who needs rules anyway? It’s a free-for-all of madness and mayhem, and we want you to be a part of it. Just be prepared for the unexpected and be ready to laugh until your character’s face turns blue (or green, if you’re a zombie). See you in the chaos!

Solara Skyblock

Active, Adventure, Challenges, claim island, Community, Custom, Economy, Islands, Minecraft, Players, Quests, Rewards, Server, Skyblock, Staff, starting out, Thrive, Trade, update, Veteran

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6173
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Hey, Minecraft adventurers!

I’m excited to announce the launch of my Skyblock Server on Minecraft 1.21. Get ready to explore a brand new experience with exciting updates, custom challenges, and a vibrant community!

What’s New in 1.21: – New custom islands with unique themes – Daily quests and challenges to keep you hooked – Exclusive rewards for top players – Player-driven economy – build, trade, and thrive – Friendly and active community with helpful staff

Whether you’re a Skyblock veteran or just starting out, we’ve got something for everyone. Jump in and claim your island today!

23.109.45.165:25594

X_SMP

amazing community, build together, collaboration, Community, Dedicated Staff, enthusiastic members, Events, Friendly, gameplay, Minecraft, Newcomer, Passion, skill levels, smp server, supportive, Survival, TEAM, unique experiences, Vanilla, Veteran, X_SMP

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1418
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Falling into the Void:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Farms Harvested:	773
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

X_SMP is an exciting new Minecraft SMP server that is currently seeking enthusiastic members and dedicated staff to join our growing community. We aim to create a fun and engaging environment for players of all skill levels, whether you are a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the game. Our server will feature unique gameplay experiences, events, and opportunities for collaboration. If you are passionate about Minecraft and want to be part of a friendly and supportive team, we would love to have you with us. Join X_SMP today and help us build an amazing community together!

45.133.74.143:25816

Troll Body Minecraft Server

bodily functions, bodily reactions, bodily reactions to emotions, bodily surprises, Body, body trolling, body’s tricks, confusion, Disappointment, emotional response, feeling, first kiss, Frustration, mind games, Minecraft, physical sensations, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-perception, Server, sexual encounters, sexual experiences, troll, unexpected reactions

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1000
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4660	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the same rush as your first kiss? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and possibly even finding your virtual soulmate. Who needs real-life relationships when you can feel like you just came from a kiss every time you log on? Plus, we guarantee that there will be no unexpected surprises like finding no cum when you get home. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your epic Minecraft love story!

RentingFromMyParentsInMinecraftSMP

affordable living, behind the wheel hours, BROKE, Drivers license, driving lessons, driving school, drop shipping, Ebay, finances, Girlfriend, income, Maryland law, moving out, parents, Paycheck, POVERTY, Rent, RentingFromMyParentsInMinecraftSMP, reselling, side hustles, work

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3522
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	80	Gods Slained:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Buildings Constructed:	39	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2

Are you tired of being a broke adult living with your parents and unable to afford driving lessons or a girlfriend? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the real world struggles by building your dream home and driving virtual cars without needing a license. With outrageous rent prices and crazy side hustles like selling virtual items on eBay, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems. Plus, with a community of players who understand your struggles, you’ll never feel alone again. So come join us and start living your best virtual life today!

HonBar

Cross-Play, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8519
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	180
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Welcome to Hon’Bar, the Ultimate Minecraft SMP Stop! Hon’bar is a community-centric Minecraft server where players come together to explore, build, and collaborate. With a strong emphasis on community interaction, Hon’bar fosters a welcoming environment for players of all ages and play styles. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, an adventurer seeking epic quests, or someone who enjoys socializing with fellow gamers, Hon’bar offers a space where everyone can find their niche. Join the community, embark on exciting adventures, and create lasting memories in this vibrant Minecraft world!

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UA Danylo Server

1.21.2, All, Danylo, kyiv, Minecraft, Server, Survival, UA Danylo Server, Ukraine, welcome

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4957
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7317	Endless Night Skies:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	New Chunks Explored:	793964

My name is Danylo. I’m from Kyiv, Ukraine. It’s my survival minecraft 1.21.2 server. See ou on my server. Welcome ALL.

93.188.35.17

Blocky Trillion Game Minecraft Server

adult content, blocky, Censorship, community guidelines, controversy, debate, discussion, explicit content, forum, Game, Gaming Community, gaming culture, internet, mature themes, Minecraft, online discussion, opinion, Regulation, Server, Sluts edition, social media, Thread, Trillion, Trillion game, video game

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	881
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Sluts edition! Why no thread? Because we’re too busy building epic structures and slaying dragons to worry about silly threads.

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have fun and let your inner slut shine! Our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually made of glitter and rainbows.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared to leave your dignity at the door – because on this server, anything goes!

Movie SMP for Truecels

action, Cinema, classic, comedy, Drama, emotional, FANTASY, film, Horror, incel, independent, lonely, MODERN, Movie, movies, romance, Sci Fi, smp, Thought-provoking, Thriller, Truecels, Underrated

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8562
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Are you tired of being a truecel in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP! Our server is like a movie for truecels, where you can finally be the hero of your own story. Imagine a world where you can slay dragons, build epic fortresses, and even find love (in the form of virtual Minecraft villagers, of course).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and riches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the Creeper King, where you can challenge him to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living out your wildest truecel fantasies in blocky, pixelated glory. Who needs movies when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

Gladia Earth

Earth, MCMMO, Minecraft Geopolitical Towny Real world map Diplomacy War Towns Nations Alliances Resources Army Conquer Strategy PvP Economy Survival Adventure Exploration Building Roleplay, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	611
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	New Chunks Explored:	497837
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Animals Bred:	161	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Gladia is a Minecraft geopolitical towny server with a real world 1:1000 earth map where towns and nations strive for power with diplomacy and war. Make a town, form nations and alliances, gather resources and build an army to conquer the earth.

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