Cuntguzzlers – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

NoodleWarsMC
Asia-Pacific region, bilateral relations, China, Chinese embassy, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Japan, maritime issues, NoodleWarsMC, Philippines, political tensions, regional security, South China Sea, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial claims, territorial disputes, territorial waters
so, like, you wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, let me tell ya, it’s like a party in a creeper’s den! we got pigs that can fly, cows that dance, and zombies that do the cha-cha slide! but wait, there’s more!
our server is so lit that even the Chinese embassy in Japan is like, “whoa, we gotta get in on this action!” they tried to meddle in our maritime issues, but we were like, “nah, bro, this is minecraft territory now.”
join us and build the craziest pixelated world you’ve ever seen! trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have unlimited virtual snacks for all our players. what more could you ask for? come on, hop on this minecraft train before it’s too late! choo choo! 🚂💥🎮

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CraftAndCrash: No Texting, Just Mining
“Don’t text and drive”, Awareness, awareness campaign, Campaign, car accidents, CraftAndCrash, Dash, distracted driving, distracted driving epidemic, massive screens, Mining, mobile phones, new cars, Prevention, public service announcement, risky behavior, road safety, Safety, Safety Measures, smartphone use, Technology, Texting, traffic laws
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we have cars with screens so big you won’t even need to text and drive cuz you’ll be too busy watching cat videos and playing minecraft at the same time. our cars are so lit, they even have built-in hot tubs for when you need to relax after a long day of mining and building. plus, our server is haunted by ghost creepers who drop diamond blocks instead of exploding, so come join the fun and see if you can catch one for yourself. join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

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Faceland: Where vanilla meets the unexpected in a not-so-vanilla MMORPG on Beta 1.20.4

1.20.4, Adventure, Beta, Bosses, Classes, Community, Custom, Customizable, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, faceland, FANTASY, Friendly, meets, mmorpg, NotSoVanilla, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Races, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Survival, Towns, unexpected, Updates, Vanilla

Faceland RPG Minecraft Server

IP	BETA.FACE.LAND

Overview:

Faceland RPG is an ambitious MMORPG server with an incredible amount of polish and content, with updates every week! Join for a lighthearted adventure with serious mechanics. Faceland features a robust ability system with well over 100 options to choose from, dozens of skills to level up, a versatile loot/crafting system, intuitive interfaces, and much much more! You’ll be shocked with what can be accomplished without the need for any client mods!

Start your adventure today!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server regularly updated?	Yes, updates are released every week!
Are there client mods required to play on this server?	No, all features can be accessed without client mods.
How many abilities are available on the server?	There are well over 100 abilities to choose from.

Shiori’s Homobeggar Whore Minecraft Server
Admit, anniversary, Community, controversial, Defeat, discussion, forum, Homobeggar, internet, Minecraft, Predicted, prediction, Ready, remember when, Server, Shiori, Shioris, speculation, trend, viral, VT, whore, year
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziest shenanigans!
Join us and witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or participate in our annual “Build a Castle out of TNT and see who survives” competition!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground maze filled with treasure and deadly traps, guarded by a pack of zombie chickens wearing top hats. And rumor has it, if you find the legendary Golden Potato hidden somewhere on the server, you will be granted three wishes by the almighty Ender Dragon!
So come on down to our server and prepare to have your mind blown with the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even meet a homobeggar whore named Shiori along the way!

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DutchSlaughter Minecraft Server
Attack, devastation, DutchSlaughter, fear, Hope, Minecraft, Netherlands, Netherlands attack, Netherlands crisis, Netherlands solidarity, Netherlands support, Netherlands tragedy, Peace, Pray, Safety, Server, slaughter, solidarity, Support, Terror, Tragedy, tragedy in Netherlands, violence
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who is on a mission to slaughter the entire country of the Netherlands! Join us and witness the chaos unfold as this player wreaks havoc on unsuspecting Dutch players. Pray for them, but also join in on the fun and see if you can survive the impending slaughter! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and hilarious at the same time? Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

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GFsFriendAvoiderMC
anal sex, avoidance, avoidance behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, consent, discomfort, Friend, GFsFriendAvoiderMC, Girlfriend, group hangout, Impact, JOKE, peer pressure, PRESSURE, relationships, Respect, silly, UNCOMFORTABLE
Are you tired of drama in your Minecraft server? Join our server where we promise no one will ever joke about anal sex, I mean, come on, that’s just inappropriate for a blocky world! Our server is a safe space where you can mine and build without any uncomfortable jokes being thrown around.
We guarantee that you won’t have to avoid anyone like this poor player who had to avoid ‘Emma’ because of a joke gone wrong. On our server, everyone is respectful and mature (well, as mature as you can be in a world made of blocks).
So come join us for a drama-free Minecraft experience! Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows in our world, so who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

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BlockyLoveCo
BlockyLoveCo, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Dedication, Happiness, healthy relationship, Intimacy, lasting love, long term, love, loyalty, Partnership, patience, Respect, secret to success, strong bond, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding
Are you tired of your significant other hogging the TV remote and leaving their dirty socks all over the place? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate relationship counselor! Join us and watch as your partner transforms into a master builder, crafting beautiful structures and working together with you to defeat creepers and zombies. Who needs couples therapy when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor to bond over? Say goodbye to boring date nights and hello to epic adventures in the virtual world! So come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

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AccentCraft: Just for Fun!
AccentCraft, Accents, Asian accent, Australian Accent, british accent, cultural appropriation, Cultural awareness, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, Diversity, french accent, Fun, Language, Multiculturalism, offensive behavior, racial insensitivity, racism, Respect, sensitivity, social norms, Stereotypes, tolerance
so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place to play minecraft, like ever. we have, like, unicorns flying around and dragons breathing fire everywhere. if you join, you’ll get a pet llama that farts rainbows and poops diamonds.
also, there’s this secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance and have a good time. you can join them and show off your sick dance moves.
oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds? all you have to do is solve a riddle written in ancient minecraftian language.
plus, every full moon, a magical portal opens up to a land of candy and marshmallows. you can build a house out of chocolate and swim in a river of hot fudge.
so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server? it’s the most insane and hilarious place to play minecraft. come join the fun and let your imagination run wild!

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MineCraftMedSchool
anatomy, blood circulation, Blood flow, Blood vessels, body functions, cardiovascular health, cardiovascular system, circulatory system, Disease, disease prevention, health, health concepts, health education, heart health, human body, medical science, Medical Terminology, MineCraftMedSchool, organ function, organ systems, physiology
Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! If you wanna join a server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta check out this one! We got more fun than a pig in a mud bath and more excitement than a creeper in a TNT factory.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they were instantly transported to a land of endless possibilities. They built a castle made entirely of diamond blocks and rode around on a unicorn while battling dragons with a wooden sword. It was epic, bro.
But that’s not all! On our server, you can learn all about blood circulation and organ function. Yeah, you heard me right. You’ll be a Minecraft doctor in no time, saving villagers from zombie infections and curing them with potions made from rare herbs and spider eyes.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most mind-blowing adventures of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

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GachaCraft Minecraft Server
addiction, consumer behavior, digital purchases, Entertainment, financial decisions, gacha, gacha games, GachaCraft, gambling, Gaming, impulse buying, in-game purchases, microtransactions, Minecraft, mobile games, online gaming, regret, Server, Sorry., spending money, video games, virtual heaven, virtual items
Are you tired of spending all your money on gacha games and feeling like you’re letting down the virtual heavens of /v/? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from eternal shame! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with pixelated pigs that can fly, diamond pickaxes that sing opera, and creepers that tell dad jokes. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a house made entirely out of cake, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land where all the gacha pulls are guaranteed to be 5-star characters. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to redemption…and maybe even some sweet loot along the way!

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