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Nuke factions

Economy, Experience, Factions, Features, gameplay, Minecraft, Newcomer, NukeFactions, PvE, PvP, Survival, Veteran

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5780
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

NukeFactions is not your typical Minecraft survival server. It combines the classic survival gameplay with a host of additional features designed to enhance and diversify the player experience. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the game, NukeFactions offers something for everyone.

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CraftyJewels Minecraft Server

CraftyJewels, Jews, lol, long tail tags, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2421
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of hilarious chickens took over the server and started hosting dance parties every night. The sheep started breakdancing, the pigs were doing the worm, and even the creepers were busting out some sick moves. It was a sight to behold! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds guarded by a squad of ninja llamas. So come join us and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

RoboCraft Minecraft Server

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Communication, computers, conspiracy theories, cyborgs, data, Digital, Future, Humanity, INFORMATION, internet, machine learning, Minecraft, ONLINE, robocraft, Robots, science fiction, Server, social media, Technology, virtual reality

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7727
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Animals Bred:	166
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	New Chunks Explored:	869230
Dragons Tamed:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of feeling like the only human left in a sea of robots on the internet? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you will be surrounded by a wacky cast of characters who are definitely NOT robots (we think). Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and the chance to prove once and for all that you are not the only human left in the digital world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the limits of human endurance in a virtual environment. So, if you’re ready to show those robots who’s boss, come join us on ”'(server name)”’!

BleachBoyfriendCraft

age difference, beauty preferences, BleachBoyfriendCraft, bleached hair, boyfriend drama, boyfriend’s reaction, Communication Issues, couple conflicts, emotional reactions, eyebrow bleaching, hair changes, hair preferences, misunderstandings, personal style, petty arguments, relationship boundaries, relationship drama, relationship dynamics, spiteful actions, teenage relationships, young couple

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	393
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Join us for some eyebrow-bleaching fun that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! On our server, we take things to the next level by bleaching our eyebrows and hair to settle petty arguments.

Join us as we navigate the world of relationship drama and questionable decisions. Who knew that a simple beauty change could cause so much chaos?

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now! Who knows, you might just end up bleaching your eyebrows too. 😂🤣🤪

DebateBlocker404

Appearing, Comments.., Communication, Community, debate, DebateBlocker404, discussion, Feedback, forum, glitch, help desk, Interaction, Moderation, not appearing, ONLINE, social media, Support, technical issue, Troubleshooting, user experience, Website

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7054
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only debate is whether to build a house out of wood or stone? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate debate battleground! Join us and argue with other players about important topics like whether creepers are misunderstood or just plain evil. Plus, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of settling debates with epic build battles. So come join us and let the debates begin! Just be warned, things can get heated when discussing the best way to mine diamonds.

ProteinPunchCraft

carbon footprint reduction, circular economy, Circular food system, climate change mitigation, environmental impact, European protein intake, food consumption patterns, food production, food security, food sustainability, food waste reduction, greenhouse gas emissions reduction, land use reduction, ProteinPunchCraft, resource efficiency, Sustainable Agriculture, Sustainable development, sustainable diets, sustainable farming practices, sustainable food systems, sustainable protein sources

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5398
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

so, u know how u always hungry in minecraft? well dis server got u covered with our CIRCULAR FOOD SYSTEM. we got all da food u need to keep ur hunger bar full while also SAVING DA PLANET. our food system is so efficient, it reduces land use and greenhouse gas emissions like MAGIC. so join dis server and EAT ALL DA FOOD while also being an ENVIRONMENTAL WARRIOR. u won’t find dis kinda awesomeness anywhere else, trust me.

GlobalMining

Active, Economy, enyoing, everyone, Experience, Global, GlobalMining, KitPvP, Kjettinge, Meet, Minecraft, Noobwegian, Play, PvE, PvP, Server, Staff, Tag, Updated, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2575
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Welcome to GM! This is a server created by Kjettinge and Noobwegian. GM is a global server for everyone enyoing Minecraft. We hope you want to play with us on the server! People from all around the world joins GlobalMining, the server is updated regulary and the staff is active to give you the best experience!

We look forward to meet you! 😀

-GlobalMining staff-

162.19.20.156:2012

N-Bomb Minecraft Server Live

biden, controversial statements, death threats, debate chaos, family threats, heated exchange, Holy kino, inappropriate language, Live, live on air, live on stage, Minecraft, Moderators, N-bombs, NBomb, political drama, presidential debate, public broadcast, Punches, scandalous behavior, Server, shocking behavior, tense atmosphere, trump

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5201
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where N-bombs are dropped live on air, Biden is making death threats against Trump, and Trump is threatening Biden’s family. Our moderators have to step in to stop them from throwing punches live on stage! It’s like a reality show meets Minecraft – you won’t want to miss out on this crazy drama-filled server. Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

CraftyStuck Minecraft Server

Andrew Hussie, artist, banned, co, Comic, CraftyStuck, discussion, fan game, Genesis Project, homestuck, Homestuck General, HSG, Link, long tail tags, Minecraft, Nyassets Edition, Server, Thread, Trash, webcomic, Xenopavilia, Years

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8124
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Dragons Tamed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of getting banned for talking about Homestuck on other forums? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can discuss Homestuck to your heart’s content without any repercussions! Join us on this epic journey through the world of Homestuck, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

Our server, lovingly dubbed “Nyassets Edition” (don’t ask us how we came up with that name, it’s a long and ridiculous story involving a talking llama and a magic potato), is the perfect place for fans of Homestuck to come together and nerd out over their favorite webcomic. We even have an exclusive fan game called “The Genesis Project” where you can immerse yourself in the world of Homestuck like never before.

So why should you join our Minecraft server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a pack of deranged chickens wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the ghost of Andrew Hussie himself haunts our server, offering cryptic advice and occasionally turning players into pumpkins.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our wacky, wild, and slightly unhinged Minecraft server for a Homestuck experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky creepers – they have a tendency to explode when you least expect it.

SadDadGladLadMC

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4059
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	624005	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel all the emotions? Look no further than our server! Join now and experience a rollercoaster of emotions, from joy to rage to everything in between!

Our server is so emotionally charged, even the toughest players will shed a tear. Cry tears of joy as you build the most epic structures, or tears of frustration as you battle mobs in the darkest caves.

Join now and experience the ultimate emotional journey in Minecraft! Who needs therapy when you have our server to help you express all your feelings? Don’t be a cold asshole like the OP, come join us and let it all out!