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CunnyCraft Minecraft Server

2 at a time, Anons, anonymous posting, cunny threads, CunnyCraft, discussion board, forum activity, forum etiquette, forum participation, forum threads, internet culture, making threads, Minecraft, Online Community, online forum, page 8, Server, Thread, thread creation., thread engagement, thread management, Thread posting

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3101
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who can make cunny threads TWO at a time! That’s right, double the cunny threads for double the fun! Anons couldn’t even keep up, with threads disappearing faster than you can say “blocky paradise.” Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity, where anything can happen – even if it involves questionable thread topics. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

KillerCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Asia, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign policy, international relations, killer weapons, KillerCraft, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, nuclear weapons, peace negotiations, Politics, putin, russia, sanctions, Server, south korea, Ukraine, Warning

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1702
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	155	Dragon Eggs Found:	1831
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, Putin himself pops up in the game and starts warnin’ South Korea about sending killer weapons to Ukraine. Like, bro, talk about unexpected plot twists in a blocky world!

Join our server for the chance to witness crazy events like this unfold right before your very eyes. Who knows what other world leaders might show up next? Maybe Kim Jong Un will challenge you to a PvP battle or Angela Merkel will ask for your help in building a giant pixel art statue of herself.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever. Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

Redstone Revolutionaries

Army, Combat, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, deployment, eastern europe, enlistment, foreign policy, international relations, Manpower, military intervention, mobilization, political tensions, Recruits, Redstone, revolutionaries, russian military, Shortage, soldiers, Ukraine, War

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8966
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Chimeras Created:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mines Excavated:	3029	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we pretend to be russian soldiers fighting in ukraine but instead of guns we use pickaxes and swords to battle it out! we are so good at pvp that the actual russian military is running low on recruits because they all wanna join our server instead! we have epic battles and crazy adventures that will make you pee your pants with excitement! join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft server in the world!

CraftyMentorGoneByeBye

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9455
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chillin’ on this Minecraft server and suddenly, BAM! You’re surrounded by flying pigs and talking cows. And get this, the diamonds are actually made of cheese! Yeah, I know, mind blown, right?

But wait, there’s more! The mobs on this server are all wearing party hats and throwing confetti at you instead of attacking. It’s like a never-ending party where the creepers are your dance partners and the zombies are serving you drinks.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco club? Yeah, there’s a hidden dance floor where you can bust out your best moves with all your blocky buddies. And the DJ is a skeleton who really knows how to drop the beats.

So, why join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of emeralds? Only on this server, my friend. Only on this server. So come on, don’t be a square, join the fun and let’s get this party started!

CoreCraft: Shake and Bake

Backtracking, Bake, change reversals, CoreCraft, Earth science, Earth’s core, earth’s geology, earth’s interior, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, geodynamics, geophysical research, geophysics, inner core, mantle dynamics, planetary structure, seismic activity, seismic waveform, SHAKE, slowing down

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9564
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	2508	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Zombie Dances:	3

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN THE EARTH’S CORE IS SLOWING DOWN JUST TO CHECK IT OUT! THAT’S RIGHT, THE INNER CORE IS BACKTRACKING BECAUSE THE SEISMIC WAVEFORM CHANGES ARE REVERSING JUST TO GET A GLIMPSE OF THE EPICNESS THAT IS THIS SERVER! JOIN NOW BEFORE THE CORE DECIDES TO STOP FOR GOOD AND MISS OUT ON ALL THE FUN! LET’S MINE AND CRAFT OUR WAY TO VICTORY, BABY!

Suck the life out of a semi-vanilla world on Void Lifesteal SMP!

Active players, Ban, Community Events, Discord, dragon fight, Griefing, hearts mechanic, home, hypixel, invite, killing, Life, LifeSteal, New server, online play, Plugins, PvP, Reset, Semivanilla, smp, stolen bases, Suck, Teleport, Void, world

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	517
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	1.21 SMP
Server Type	Survival Multiplayer
Plugins	Lifesteal, /home, /tpa

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Can bases be griefed and stolen from?	Yes, everything goes on this server.
What happens if I run out of hearts from being killed?	You will be banned for a week. After the week is over, you will be unbanned and given a reset.
Is the End accessible on the server?	The End is inaccessible until a good time is decided for everyone to fight the dragon and each other.
How can I join the server?	Provide your Discord username below and you will receive an invite to the server.

HobbyHustler Minecraft Server

Curiosity, Dedication, drawing, greentexts, hobby, HobbyHustler, lit, midwit, Minecraft, Multiplayer Battleship, nothing to show, programming, QUIT, realization, Server, stuck at /beg/ tier, studying, studying anatomy, VG, Writing, Years

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2544
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of dedicating years to hobbies only to realize you’re still a noob? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from eternal mediocrity!

Join us and watch as your drawing skills skyrocket from /beg/ tier to Picasso level in just a few blocks placed!

Become a programming wizard as you effortlessly create a Multiplayer Battleship game that puts all others to shame!

And don’t even get us started on writing – with our server, you’ll become the next Shakespeare in less than a day!

So why waste your time on real hobbies when you can join our Minecraft server and become a master of all trades in no time? Join now and say goodbye to your midwit realization woes!

CutieCraft Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Behavior, College girls, compliance, consequences, control, cute, Cutiecraft, discipline, enforcement, Expectations, fetish, Guidelines, Minecraft, obedience, Offense, punishment, regulations, rule, satisfaction, Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6369
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2254	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that all players must dress up as cute college girls to satisfy our admin’s fetish. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

For the first offense of not following this rule, players will be forced to build a giant statue of our admin in a maid outfit.

For the second offense, players will have to participate in a fashion show where they must model various schoolgirl uniforms.

And for the third offense, well, let’s just say players will have to endure a punishment so outrageous, we can’t even mention it here.

So come join our server and embrace your inner cute college girl! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

BrotherBabyDutyNope

adoption, adoption agency, adoption process, biological parents, blood relations, BrotherBabyDutyNope, cultural conventions, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, cultural upbringing, family conflict, family dynamics, family traditions, infertility, infertility struggles, Parental Responsibility, parenthood, raising children, sibling relationships, traditional values

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2753
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join us for a server experience that’s more twisted than a pretzel in a tornado.

Imagine a world where family dynamics are more complicated than a soap opera plot. Our server is like a virtual version of “Days of Our Lives,” but with creepers and zombies instead of evil twins and amnesia storylines.

Join us and witness the epic saga of a family torn apart by scandal and betrayal. Will the adopted child finally find their place in the world? Will the ex-girlfriend’s baby be raised by someone who actually gives a damn? Only time (and a lot of crafting) will tell.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than a Thanksgiving dinner with your in-laws, come join us. Who needs reality TV when you can log on and experience the chaos firsthand?

CreeperVille: Where Red Flags Are Just Part of the Scenery

abandoned properties, bad neighborhood, broken windows, Creeperville, crime rate, dangerous signs, drug activity, Flags, gang presence, Graffiti, high crime area, high poverty rate, lack of police presence, loitering, part, red, red flag, run down buildings, Safety concerns, scenery, sketchy area, suspicious activity, unsafe environment, Vandalism, warning signals

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8861
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

If you see creepers hanging out on street corners trying to sell you TNT, that’s a pretty big red flag. But fear not, on our Minecraft server, you won’t find any sketchy neighborhoods filled with hostile mobs. Instead, you’ll stumble upon villages filled with friendly villagers who are always down to trade with you – no shady deals here! So come join us and leave those bad neighborhoods behind, because on our server, the only thing exploding will be your mind with all the epic builds and adventures waiting for you!

BombCraft2021

aggression, airstrikes, BombCraft2021, bombs, Conflict, controversy, Defense, Government, Inexplicable, international relations, Military, Misinformation, opposition media, Political, Propaganda, russia, SECURITY, self-bombings, Territory, total reported, War

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1758
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where Russia keeps dropping bombs on itself for no reason! Like, they’ve done it 103 times this year already, it’s wild! Join our server and experience the chaos firsthand, maybe you’ll even get to witness a bomb drop right next to your blocky house! Who needs creepers when you have Russia blowing itself up, am I right? Come join the fun and see if you can survive the madness!