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SousiSlayerCraft

Assassination, Commander, Conflict Resolution, CounterTerrorism, defense forces, gaza, Gaza Strip, Hamas, idf, Israel, long tail, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Palestinian conflict, regional tensions, security threat, SousiSlayerCraft, targeted killing, Terrorism, Walid al-Sousi

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5555
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	8630
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

come join our minecraft server where we eliminate senior commanders like walid al-sousi in gaza LMAO. we got the best pvp action and crazy raids that will make your head spin. our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your pants off all day long. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rare loot. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s take down some more bad guys together!

CraftyMates: Where Brains, Stability & Bling Meet

attractiveness standards, bling, Brains, CraftyMates, Earning Potential, emotional stability, evolutionary biology, evolutionary psychology, fertility indicators, gender differences, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, health, Human Behavior, intelligence, mate choice, MATE SELECTION, mate value, material support, Meet, partner preferences, physical attractiveness, relationship preferences, reproductive success, Stability

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7232
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Holy Grails Found:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where men can show off their physical attractiveness and health by building the most ripped and muscular characters in the game! ladies, show off your intelligence and emotional stability by outsmarting all the boys in epic battles and challenges! who needs earning potential when you can dominate the virtual world with your mad skills?! join now for a gender-bending adventure like no other!

Vital Junior High School

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Community-driven Biomes Caves Custom plugins Vanilla Helpful staff Cross-play Java Bedrock Devices Community Vibrant Gameplay SMP Experience Plugins Smooth Enjoyable Join us, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1428
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1746
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	403	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	833
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10

VITAL SMP is a community driven slightly modded Survival WELCOME TO VITAL SMP! Features Include But Not Limited Too: * SMP Experience: Enjoy a new SMP experience with over 200+ new biomes and cave designs. * Community-Driven: We listen to the community and what they want to see in the server. * Custom Plugins: There are under 50 plugins to provide you a Vanilla like experience, but with a twist. * Helpful Staff: Our staff is here to ensure your gameplay is smooth and enjoyable. * Cross-Play: We support both Java, and Bedrock players on any device! If you are looking for a great community and a server with a lot to do, look no further! Join us today and become a part of our vibrant community! See you there!

IP Address: Java: apx2413121.apexmc.co Bedrock: apx2413121.apexmc.co:25565

apx2413121.apexmc.co

X-Button Minecraft Server

action, Button, challenge, Choice, Click, decision, Decision making, Fun, Game, Interactive, location, Minecraft, Play, Press, Press the X-button, PRESSING, push, select, Server, virtual, where, X-button, XButton

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5255
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9613	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to turn all your enemies into chickens.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rare and elusive Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that roams the land causing chaos wherever it goes. Will you be brave enough to face off against this pixelated beast?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is located on the back of a giant flying pig? That’s right, you’ll be soaring through the skies on the back of a bacon-fueled behemoth, exploring new lands and battling other players in mid-air combat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember – when in doubt, always press the mysterious red button…

SMPsportsAnimeCraft

actions, amazing, Anime, anime characters, athleticism, Characters, Competition, dramatic, Entertainment, exaggerated, Impressive.., normal, reactions, skillful, SMPsportsAnimeCraft, sports, sports anime, Sports Culture, sports genre, Sportsmanship, TALENTED

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7269
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mines Excavated:	4727
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Void Gems Collected:	40

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where every player is treated like a sports anime protagonist! Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds like it’s the Olympics, or building the most epic base like it’s a championship match.

Our community is filled with over-the-top characters who will cheer you on for the most mundane tasks, like crafting a pickaxe or taming a wolf. You’ll feel like a superstar every time you log on, with the constant praise and encouragement from your fellow players.

But beware, there are also rival players who will stop at nothing to defeat you in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history. Will you rise to the challenge and become the ultimate sports anime protagonist of our SMP?

Join us now for a wild ride of absurdity, excitement, and endless entertainment. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover hidden powers within yourself that will make you the MVP of our server!

BlockPartyMansion

apartment, BlockPartyMansion, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, decision, discomfort, family, House, husband, living arrangements, MIL, Moving, Options, parents, Renovations, Rent, Respect, step mum, Tenant

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3677
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Love Letters Sent:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Hey there Minecraft enthusiasts! Looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the drama and craziness of a family moving in with newlyweds in a 3-bedroom apartment!

Join us for the wild ride as you navigate through the ups and downs of sharing a space with your dad, stepmom, her mother, and a random tenant. Will you be able to build your dream castle while dodging awkward family dinners and cramped living situations? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of negotiating rent with your own family members, and see if you can come out on top without losing your sanity. Will you be able to maintain your composure when faced with outrageous requests and unexpected living arrangements?

So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky adventures that await you. Who needs a peaceful village when you can have a dysfunctional family living situation in Minecraft? Join now for a server experience like no other!

Dying in a Minecraft SMP

death, Dying, dying wish, end of life, fear, final breath, final chapter, final deed, final thoughts, final wish, final words, last act, last moments, last request, life reflection, Minecraft, mortality, parting thoughts, regrets, smp, ultimate experience, ultimate moment

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5658
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Potions Brewed:	72
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about dying a boring death again! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart, if that’s your preferred mode of transportation).

One time, a player accidentally unleashed a horde of angry chickens on the server, causing chaos and mayhem for days. Another time, a group of players decided to build a giant roller coaster that went straight into a volcano – needless to say, it didn’t end well for them.

But that’s just the tip of the iceberg! With hidden treasure hunts, secret underground bases, and a thriving economy based on trading rare items, our Minecraft SMP is unlike any other. So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers), then join us today and see what crazy adventures await you!

ExcuseCraft 2.0

classic excuse, cliché excuse, common excuse, excuse that works, ExcuseCraft, familiar excuse, frequently used excuse, go-to excuse, habitual excuse, hackneyed excuse, old faithful excuse, overused excuse, reliable excuse, standard excuse, tested excuse, timeless excuse, traditional excuse, tried excuse, tried-and-true excuse, typical excuse, well-worn excuse

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8618
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	404020	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses to join? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most out-of-this-world place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a horde of killer bunnies, and discover a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free diamond sword that shoots out fireworks and plays your favorite song every time you swing it. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean, guarded by a squad of dancing dolphins.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs overused excuses when you’ve got a server like this?

BlockyGunFights Minecraft Server

3 year old, Arab-Israeli family, BlockyGunFights, child endangerment, Conflict Resolution, extremism, Gun attack, hate crime, hate group, human rights violation, international law, Israeli settlers, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Palestinian, peace process, religious extremism, security threat, Server, Settlers, Terrorism, violence, West Bank

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1712
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Void Armor Forged:	22	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got settlers who hold guns to 3-year-old’s heads in attacks on Arab-Israeli families in the West Bank. But like, don’t worry, it’s all just part of the game, ya know? It’s like a crazy adventure where you gotta survive against all odds and stuff. Plus, there’s like hidden treasures and secret dungeons to explore. So come join us and see if you can outsmart those crazy settlers and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!

UyghurCraft: No Slavery Zone

BLACKLISTS, China, Chinese firms, discrimination, forced labor, global politics, government actions, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights abuses, human trafficking, international relations, international trade, labor rights, sanctions, Slavery, Trade, united states, US, Uyghur, UyghurCraft, Xinjiang, Zone

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9340
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we BAN five more chinese firms for forcing Uyghurs to play minecraft all day long! we are the only server where you can fight against evil chinese overlords and free the Uyghur players from their digital slavery! join us now for a wild adventure and help us take down the oppressive regime, one block at a time! also, we have free cake for all players who help in the fight for freedom! let’s show those chinese firms who’s boss in the world of minecraft!