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Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4050
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magic Items Found:	3455	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a herd of sleeping sheep? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be cumming with excitement! Join us for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft – from riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of Steve wearing a tutu. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist cumming back for more! So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to cum your way to victory!

CraftyQueens Minecraft Server

acceptance, Awareness, compassion, CraftyQueens, Diversity, Drag Queen Story Hour, education, Empathy, equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, love, Minecraft, non gender-conforming, open society, queer, Server, social justice, tolerance, Understanding

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6175
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Votes:	8245	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Crops Grown:	4942	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2690

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things rainbow and fabulous! Our server is the perfect place for LGBTQ+ players to express themselves freely and build a community of love and acceptance.

Join us for epic adventures and build your own colorful paradise with fellow queer gamers. We believe in spreading love and positivity, because let’s face it, life is too short to be anything but fabulous!

So come on, join us and let your rainbow flag fly high in the pixelated sky. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate in our virtual world of love and acceptance. Let’s build a world where everyone is free to be themselves, one block at a time!

FrenchFryMinecraftServer

anger, automoggs, colonial legacy, Colonialism, colonies, Conflict, cultural tension, Domination, European, France, FrenchFryMinecraftServer, Frustration, fume, History, Iberians, imperialism, nationalism, Oppression, power dynamics, Resentment, seethe

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1232
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Void Gems Collected:	33
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Votes:	7557

Are you tired of France constantly making you seethe with anger? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and unleash all that pent-up frustration in a virtual world where you can build, mine, and conquer to your heart’s content.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with Iberians who are just itching to take revenge on France for all their automogging shenanigans. Join forces with them and create an unstoppable army that will make France regret ever messing with you.

And as for France’s colonies, they are seething with jealousy over the amazing creations and epic battles happening on our server. Show them who’s boss by joining us and proving that you are the ultimate Minecraft warrior. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

MommaMinecraftMadness

Boundaries, caregiving, Communication, Conflict Resolution, criticism, Empathy, family, forgiveness, generational differences, heart attack recovery, household duties, in-laws, Marriage, MommaMinecraftMadness, parenting, reconciliation, relationships, Sympathy, traditional values, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6763
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and heart attacks – yes, you read that right.

Imagine a world where your wife bans your mom from the house because she thinks she’s a bad wife and mother. And then your mom has a heart attack and needs to recover at your place, but your wife is not having it. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got senior data analysts, OBGYNs, and kids getting ready for school – all in one crazy server. Who needs boring old quests and building when you can witness family dynamics that would make even Shakespeare’s head spin?

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unique gaming experience that will have you laughing, crying, and scratching your head all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else!

CraftyCatastrophe Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3869
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1256	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Have you ever seen a cow riding a pig while being chased by a pack of angry chickens? Well, that’s just a typical day on our Minecraft server! Join us for the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in the virtual world. From exploding sheep to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of wild freak accident you’ll witness next. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Y2K Madness: The Forgotten Year

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5438
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Remember that time in 2001 when a group of llamas took over a small town in Idaho and declared themselves the rulers of the land? Yeah, that totally happened. But you know what else happened in 2001 that no one talks about? The epic Minecraft server that was created where players could ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. It was wild, I tell ya. So if you want to experience the same level of craziness and fun, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs 9/11 when you can have llamas, flying pigs, and laser-eyed chickens? Join us and let the madness begin!

PragueCraft: Russian Arson Fail

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5734
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have explosions bigger than russia’s failed arson attack in prague!! prime minister be like “wtf is going on here??” but don’t worry, it’s just our crazy players setting the world on fire (literally). join us for a wild ride of chaos and destruction, because why not? who needs peace and order when you can have explosions and mayhem all day long? come on, you know you want to be a part of this insanity. let’s show russia who the real troublemakers are!

NeuralinkNoMRIplz

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3992
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Dragons Tamed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	1

So, like, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where u can find diamonds that actually turn into real diamonds in real life! like, u mine them in the game and BAM! u got a real diamond in ur hand! it’s like magic but not really cuz it’s totally real, trust me.

Also, if u join this server, u get a special power-up that lets u fly like a majestic unicorn through the sky. u can soar above all the other players and show them who’s boss. it’s like having wings but way cooler cuz it’s in a blocky world.

And get this, if u join this server, u get to meet the legendary Minecraft wizard who can grant u three wishes. yeah, THREE WISHES! u can wish for anything u want, like a pet dragon or a mansion made entirely out of cake. it’s like a dream come true but in pixel form.

So, like, why wouldn’t u wanna join this server? it’s got everything u could ever want and more. plus, u never know what other crazy surprises are waiting for u in this wacky world. so come on, join now and let the adventure begin!

BrainMetCraft: The Ultimate Cancer Cure

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9653
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9437
Magic Items Found:	5241	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? Like, we got crazy stuff happenin’ here that’ll blow yo mind! Picture dis: you join da server and suddenly you’re in a world where breast cancer is like, a freakin’ boss battle. But don’t worry, we got da cure!

Our scientists have discovered dis insane biological mechanism that’ll make yo breast cancer run for da hills! Imagine fightin’ off cancer cells with a diamond sword, takin’ down tumors like they’re creepers in da night. It’s like a freakin’ Minecraft miracle, man!

So come join us on dis wild ride and be a part of somethin’ truly epic. Who knew savin’ lives could be dis much fun? Plus, we got free cookies at spawn. Can’t beat dat, amirite? Let’s kick cancer’s butt together, one block at a time!

QuasarsSMP: Where the only thing more vanilla than the server is the ice cream!

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3559
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	4521

QuasarsSMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP
Player Count	15-20 active players
Features	Enhanced gameplay, lasting builds, community focus
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there seasonal resets on the server?	No, we focus on lasting builds and forming enduring friendships.
How many active players are you aiming for?	We aim for a group of 15-20 active players who value creativity and community.
What is the server type?	QuasarsSMP is a small semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP.
How can I join the Discord server?	You can join our Discord by clicking on this link.

CraftyTF2G Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2221
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Gods Slained:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more elusive than Herobrine himself? Well, look no further because our server is so exclusive, it’s like finding diamonds in a dirt block! Join us for some epic fragging sessions and MvM tours that will make you question reality itself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so top secret that even the Ender Dragon doesn’t know about it. We’ve got mods that will make your character look like a cross between a creeper and a unicorn, and loadouts that will make your enemies run in fear.

Trade your way to victory with our trading system that’s more complex than Redstone contraptions. And don’t forget to check out our guide to playing Heavy, because let’s face it, who doesn’t want to be a walking tank in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Just don’t tell anyone else, it’s our little secret.