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Pants Cummer Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8070
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a chance to discover the secret powers of the Green Women, who apparently have the ability to make you cum with just a glance. Don’t ask us how, we’re still trying to figure it out ourselves!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists at every turn. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment here. So come on and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even unlock some hidden powers of your own! Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

The Blocky Adventures of No. 73494602

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5480
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where creepers wear top hats and monocles, and where the trees are made of rainbow-colored blocks.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing pandas who will escort you to your very own castle made entirely of cheese. But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground lair where a group of evil llamas plot to take over the server with their deadly spit attacks.

But fear not, because on our server you can ride on the backs of flying dolphins and shoot laser beams from your eyes to defeat any llama that crosses your path. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and a lifetime supply of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas!

NuclearCraft: Where Creeper Explosions are Just a Warm-Up Act!

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	452
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Potions Brewed:	125	Mines Excavated:	3571
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a post-apocalyptic wasteland… but with a twist! Thanks to our top-secret technology, we’ve managed to save the Fallout TV show from cancellation and now it’s more popular than ever!

Join our server and experience the chaos of a world where mutated creepers roam the land, ghasts have taken over the Nether, and players must scavenge for resources in abandoned vaults. But don’t worry, you’ll have the chance to team up with your favorite Fallout characters like Dogmeat and Nick Valentine to take on epic quests and battles.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden stash of Nuka-Cola and become the ultimate wasteland warrior!

Blocky Racers: Guessing Games Edition

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8831
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about getting shot by the police, unarmed or not! Our server is a safe haven where everyone is treated equally, no matter their race or background. Plus, our police force consists of friendly villagers who wouldn’t hurt a fly (unless it’s a creeper, of course). So come join us for a fun and peaceful gaming experience, where the only thing you’ll be shooting is arrows at skeletons!

UnfinishedCraft: Where even the Wellington Monument in Dublin is a work in progress!

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4732
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have giant Pepe graffiti all over the place because why not? It adds that special touch that only a rare Pepe can bring. Join us and be a part of the meme-tastic fun! Plus, our community of anons will make sure you feel right at home, with love and chaos in equal measure. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some memories together!

ConanCraft: Where Conan O’Brien builds epic worlds and dodges creepers with a sidekick assistant!

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4149
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more mysterious than the disappearance of Kaito’s dad? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Conan himself would ditch his detective work to join in on the fun.

Join us and embark on wild adventures that will make you question reality more than Kaito’s magic tricks. Build your own secret hideout that even the FBI couldn’t crack.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure that’s more valuable than Kaito’s prized jewel collection. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

SwanCraft: Where Teal Feathers and Diamond Blocks Collide!

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7417
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a world where Teal Swan is the ultimate ruler and her cat is her trusty sidekick.

Explore unique biomes like the Selfie Forest, where clean-shaven, fine-looking chicks roam free, taking selfies with their feline friends. But beware, the cat may judge your selfie skills!

Join us for epic quests to uncover the secrets of Teal Swan’s power and maybe even unlock the ability to communicate with cats. Who knows, you might even become the next chosen one to rule over this wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just don’t forget to bring your best selfie game and cat treats.

CommieCraft: Where we mine diamonds, not overthrow governments! #TrotskyWho

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3263
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Divine Spears Created:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Farms Harvested:	101
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Magic Items Found:	2152	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	35	Endless Night Skies:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, come join our server where we have more drama than a soap opera!

We have factions fighting over who gets to control the enchanted forest, players forming secret alliances to overthrow the ruling class, and even a rumor that Trotsky himself has risen from the dead to lead a revolution against the mods!

So if you want to experience a Minecraft server like no other, where politics, power struggles, and diamond theft are all part of the game, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next ruler of the server and have your own epic tale to tell about how you conquered the virtual world.

XboxExodusCraft: Where we mine diamonds while the devs ditch Xbox!

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4489
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	221
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Are you tired of being left in the dust by those pesky developers on Xbox? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun. Our developers are like the Avengers of the gaming world, always there to save the day and keep the fun going. So why waste your time with those other servers when you can join us and be a part of something truly epic? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

JesusCraft: Where Creepers meet their maker and players meet their match!

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	256
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	1436	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ll have the chance to meet Jesus himself! That’s right, the man, the myth, the legend, all hanging out in our virtual world. Imagine the epic quests you can go on with Jesus by your side, turning water into wine and walking on water like it’s no big deal.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is the epitome of unadulterated kino. What does that mean, you ask? It means you’ll be experiencing the most epic, action-packed, and downright hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle to building giant statues of yourself made entirely out of diamonds, the possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a miracle or two. Who knows, you might even become best friends with Jesus himself.

Gay Cure Land: Where Countries are So Kino They Cure Your Homosexuality

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3709
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mines Excavated:	4144	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Join our Minecraft server and experience a transformation like no other! Just like visiting Switzerland, but without the expensive plane ticket. Our server will turn you from a faggot into a heterosexual chad in no time! Explore our virtual Zurich and watch as your Minecraft character’s sexuality changes before your very eyes. Don’t miss out on this life-changing experience, join now!