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Welcome to the server list entry of the Slown.EU network. We are a new, small and young Minecraft network that guarantees you fun.
Our team works hard to bring you daily updates, events and more. The primary focus here is on fun and the gaming experience.
CitybuildHere we have set up a very classic server where you can get a plot (/plot auto) and even have the option of enlarging it independently (/plot merge) if you no longer have space. There are unique boosters, jobs and quests on our server that you can complete to participate in the currency and earn coins. You can use these coins to buy any items in our admin shop so that your plot can be built exactly according to your ideas.
On the Citybuild server we have added rewards for your vote. After you successfully vote for our server, you will receive an automatic reward. Once we reach a total of 50 rewards, all players will be rewarded with the following items. – 1x Vote-Key– 1x Event-Key– 1x blocks key
EventsSince we want to give something back to our players on a regular basis and thank them for their activity on our network, we organize events at certain intervals on the various servers. At these events you can win items for the game modes, you can receive coins or, for example, very valuable items such as a beacon. You’ll be kept up to date on our Discord server and it’s definitely worth checking out!
Slown.eu
Anarchy – This is a server where there are no rules. Play Anarchy the way you want. Stay strong! Kill others! Break them at home! But don’t forget to protect your base!
minetyzik.mineserver.xyz