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Eternal Union Minecraft Server

acceptance, Asexual, Challenges, Commitment, Communication, Companionship, emotional connection, ETERNAL, Intimacy, long term, long term relationship, love, Marriage, Minecraft, nonsexual, Partnership, relationships, secrecy, Server, Support, taboo, Trust, Understanding, union

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5370
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you log on, ready to build epic structures and mine for diamonds, but wait… there’s a twist! On this server, everyone is asexual! That’s right, no awkward sexual tension or drama here, just pure Minecraft fun! Join now and escape the awkward conversations about your lack of sex life, because on this server, nobody cares! Build, explore, and laugh your way through the ultimate asexual Minecraft experience!

Ripperoni Minecraft SMP Service

#youtube, convenience, desktop programs, Digital, Download, efficiency, Entertainment, file conversion, internet, Media, Minecraft, multimedia, Music, Online Services, rip audio, rip video, ripperoni, save to computer, service, smp, software, streaming, Technology, Video editing

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4941
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Farms Harvested:	634
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of being limited to just watching YouTube videos online? Do you want the freedom to save all your favorite content directly to your computer? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our server and not only will you have access to an amazing community of players, but you’ll also have the opportunity to download all the YouTube videos and music you want directly to your computer. How is this possible, you ask? Well, our server is powered by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of extracting audio and video from YouTube with their magical powers.

So come join us and experience the thrill of downloading your favorite content while building epic structures and battling mobs in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of something truly unique and absurdly hilarious!

NoCutQueue Minecraft Server

aita, assertive behavior, Assertiveness, Asshole, checkout line, Christmas spirit, Confrontation, Cut, ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, grocery store, line, Manners, Minecraft, NoCutQueue, not letting, politeness, Queue, Respect, Server, shopping, WOMAN

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5497
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we uphold the sacred law of grocery store etiquette! Join us if you’re tired of entitled players trying to cut the line and use “Christmas Spirit” as a weapon.

On our server, you’ll navigate through the virtual aisles with your trusty cart, ready to defend your spot in line against any sneaky players trying to edge their way in. Will you stand your ground like a true champion of grocery store justice, or will you succumb to the pressure and let them cut?

But beware, the stakes are high in this virtual grocery store showdown. Who knows what kind of crazy items players will be trying to check out with – from jello packs to enchanted diamond swords, anything goes in this epic battle of the checkout line!

So join us on our server and show the world that you have what it takes to be the ultimate grocery store warrior. And remember, on our server, the only line-cutting allowed is when you’re mining through the Nether!

BabyCardCraft

Approval, babies, BabyCardCraft, children, Christmas card, collage, Communication, controversy, cousins, family, Genetic, holiday, in-laws, lawsuit, love, misunderstandings, Permission, Pictures, relationships, Siblings, social media

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9372
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4634
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper on a sugar rush.

Looking for a place where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera set in the pixelated world of Minecraft, where relationships are tested and alliances are constantly shifting.

Join now and witness the epic saga of a player (F44) who finds herself in a sticky situation involving babies, Christmas cards, and a SIL (F43) who’s more unpredictable than a charged creeper. Will she be able to navigate the treacherous waters of family drama, or will she be blown to bits like a poorly placed TNT block?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of virtual family feuds, baby photo scandals, and more twists than a maze in the Nether. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips? Join now and let the chaos begin!

FutureSelfQs – Minecraft SMP

advice, Curiosity, future self, FutureSelfQs, introspection, Minecraft, personal growth, question.., Reflection, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self talk, self-care, self-empowerment, smp, time travel, wisdom

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9066
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Buildings Constructed:	35	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest server ever. We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base full of diamond blocks. And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn you into a unicorn if you ask nicely. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out free enchanted gear. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join? It’s like a crazy adventure every time you log on. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #bestserverever #unicornsrule

XmasCraftMemz

celebration, childhood memory, christmas, Christmas memory, decorations, family, favourite Christmas memory, favourite memory, Festive, gift giving, Happiness, holiday, joy, love, magical time, Nostalgia, Santa Claus, special moment, tradition, winter wonderland, XmasCraftMemz

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1276
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Crops Grown:	3950
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Buildings Constructed:	50	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Remember that time when Santa Claus himself joined our server and started handing out enchanted diamond swords to all the players? Yeah, that was epic. And then Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer showed up and started leading us on a wild adventure through a winter wonderland filled with snow golems and exploding presents. It was like a Christmas movie come to life, but with creepers instead of elves. So if you want to experience crazy holiday shenanigans like that, you better join our Minecraft server ASAP!

ISIS Slayer Minecraft Server

Abu Yusif, CounterTerrorism, drone strike, extremist group, foreign policy, global threat, intelligence, Isis, kills, leader, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, military strategy, Minecraft, national security, precision strike, radical Islam, Server, slayer, Syria, targeted killing, Terrorism, US

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2297
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	5

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE KILLED ISIS LEADER ABU YUSIF IN MINECRAFT! YEAH, WE TOOK HIM DOWN WITH OUR DIAMOND SWORDS AND TNT! COME JOIN THE FUN AND HELP US TAKE DOWN MORE BAD GUYS IN THE BLOCKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS REAL WARFARE WHEN YOU CAN FIGHT TERRORISTS IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? LET’S GOOOOO!

MacronCraft: 10k Times More Fun!

10k, African migrants, citizenship, Colonialism, criticism, european union, France, French President, French territories, Fun, Government, immigration, indian ocean, INEQUALITY, Macron, MacronCraft, Mayotte, overseas department, overseas territories, Politics, POVERTY, Residents, Social Issues, Times

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	471
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4110	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Zombie Dances:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

join dis minecraft server if you wanna escape da sh*t like Mayotte residents 😂 we got crazy adventures like fighting zombie chickens and riding llamas into battle 🐔🦙 plus, our secret underground base is filled with diamonds and gold 💎💰 but watch out for the evil villagers who will try to steal yo loot 🤑 come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server everrrrrr 🎮🔥 #YOLO #minecraftmadness

Shutdown Update Craze

app behavior, app shutdown, app starting up, app update, app update prompt, app version, CRAZE, prompt notification, Shutdown, shutdown prompt, software behavior, software shutdown, software starting up, software update, software update prompt, software version, starting up prompt, update, update preference, update prompt, update prompt preference, user behavior, user interaction

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8402
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2615	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Magic Items Found:	7603
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Zombie Dances:	1

hey u! yea u! do u like minecraft? of course u do, who doesn’t! well guess what, we have the craziest, most epic minecraft server ever! u gotta join us cuz we got unicorns flying around, talking pigs, and even a secret diamond mine guarded by a dragon! yea, u heard me right, a freakin dragon! so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s have the time of our lives in this wacky, wild world of minecraft! oh, and did i mention we have a secret disco party every saturday night? yea, it’s lit! so come on over and let’s get this party started!

Power Players’ Pixel Paradise

Behavior, cognitive bias, confirmation bias, digital communication, fake news, influence, influence tactics, information sharing, Manipulation, media literacy, Misinformation, motivation, online behavior, Paradise, PIXEL, Players, power, Propaganda, Psychology, sharing, social influence, social media, social-networking

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4393
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Star Shards Collected:	229	Towns Built:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

so, like, u know how some peeps just wanna be like, the boss of everything? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, u can totally be the ultimate ruler of the land! u can build ur own kingdom, make peeps bow down to u, and spread fake news like a pro! join us if u wanna be the king of fake news and have peeps believe every word u say. plus, we have like, unicorns and flying pigs in the game, so why wouldn’t u wanna be a part of this madness? come join us and let’s rule the minecraft world together!