cum shot – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

childhood gaming, childhood memories, classic video games, early gaming experiences, early memories, favorite video games, first gaming experience, first videogame, Gaming, gaming beginnings, gaming culture, gaming history, gaming nostalgia, gaming past, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pixelcraft, retro gaming, Server, video game, Video Game History, video game memories, videogame

Remember that time you were just a wee little noob, trying to figure out how to jump in your first video game? Well, get ready to relive those glorious days on our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are as obsessed with building pixelated castles as you are.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: rumor has it that Herobrine himself haunts our server, ready to challenge any player brave enough to take him on. Will you be the one to defeat the legendary ghostly griefer?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Jump into our server and let the adventures begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!

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PunishCraft Minecraft Server

Crime Prevention, criminal behavior, criminal justice, criminal justice reform, criminal punishment, criminal rehabilitation, cultural impact, generational differences, justice system, law enforcement, Media consumption, Media influence, Media portrayal, Minecraft, PunishCraft, punishing criminals, punishment, Server, social norms, societal decay, societal decline, societal issues, societal values

Are you tired of boring servers where punishing criminals is seen as a good thing? Well, look no further! Our server is run by a group of rebellious boomers who believe in letting criminals roam free and cause chaos in the virtual world. Join us for a wild ride filled with insane antics and questionable decisions. Who knows, you might even become a criminal mastermind yourself! So why wait? Join our server now and let the chaos begin!

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BroSisCraft Minecraft Server

anger, BroSisCraft, brother, Communication, date plans, disability, Doctor, family, hip injury, insensitivity, Manager, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Overtime, reconciliation, RESPONSIBILITY, REST, Retail, Server, sibling, tardiness, Wife, work

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to experience the drama and chaos of working in the same retail store as your brother, who always has a tardiness issue and a mysterious hip injury from a nasty fall. Will you be the responsible older brother, constantly picking up the slack and putting off date nights with your angry wife? Or will you be the rebellious younger brother, constantly trying to go home early and avoid closing shifts?

Witness the epic battle between brothers as they argue over who gets to go home early, with accusations of insensitivity and childish behavior flying left and right. Will you be the one to smooth things over with a surprise date night, or will you be labeled as the insensitive asshole by friends and coworkers?

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of sibling drama, retail shenanigans, and workplace conflicts like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see if you’re the asshole in this outrageous tale of brotherly love and workplace woes!

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CupcakeWarsMC

best cupcake, children, Communication, cookie monster, cupcakes, CupcakeWarsMC, dessert, Etiquette, family dinner, family gatherings, husband, in-laws, Manners, parenting, Parenting styles, sharing, Social Skills, Son, teaching, teaching moments, Wife

Are you tired of boring family dinners where you can’t even teach your son valuable life lessons like always going for the best cupcake? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we encourage taking the best of everything, whether it’s diamonds, resources, or even cupcakes with Cookie Monster faces on them!

We believe in teaching valuable life skills like greed, selfishness, and always striving for the best, just like this dad did with his son. Don’t settle for mediocre cupcakes or gameplay – come join us for an outrageous adventure where the best is always within reach!

So why wait? Join our server now and show everyone that you’re not afraid to take the best cupcake, or diamond, or whatever else you desire! It’s a cutthroat world out there, so why not start practicing now in the safety of Minecraft?

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CashCows Minecraft Server

brand names, CashCows, conspicuous consumption, consumerism, designer labels, extravagant purchases, frivolous spending, impulse buys, impulse purchases, Keeping up with the Joneses, Luxury items, material possessions, Minecraft, nonessential items, overpriced products, retail therapy, Server, status symbols, trendy gadgets, unnecessary expenses, unnecessary subscriptions, unnecessary upgrades, Waste of Money

Have you ever spent all your diamonds on a fancy enchanted sword, only to have it stolen by a sneaky creeper? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, we have a special anti-creeper force field that will protect all your precious loot from those green menaces! Plus, our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Eating Ender Dragon, who will trade you rare items in exchange for your shiny diamonds. So why waste your money on anything else when you can join our server and have the most epic adventures in Minecraft history? Join now and become the richest player in the land!

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CraftyAddictz

addiction, Behavior, compulsion, coping mechanisms, CraftyAddictz, cravings, dependency, habits, healthy alternatives, intervention, mental health, Obsession, Recovery, relapse, self-control, substance abuse, support groups, Therapy, treatment options, triggers, withdrawal symptoms

Are you addicted to building giant statues of llamas made entirely out of diamonds? Or maybe you can’t resist the urge to create a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all your crazy building cravings!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing creeper. Our community is full of wacky characters who are always up for a challenge, whether it’s a build battle to see who can construct the tallest tower made of cake or a scavenger hunt to find the rarest block in the game.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like a synchronized swimming competition in a pool of slime or a treasure hunt where the prize is a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire. So come on over and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens).

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KrautCraft: Redstone Rendezvous

arms race, Court, crime, Defense, electronics, Espionage, German, illegal, international relations, Justice, KrautCraft, military use, Procurement, punishment, Redstone, rendezvous, russia, sanctions, SELLING, sentenced, Technology, Trade, VIOLATION

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join right now or else you’ll miss out on all the fun! we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha. plus, our admin once battled a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and won. true story, bro.

we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. we’re talking diamond armor for days and enchanted weapons that can one-shot a creeper from a mile away.

oh, and did i mention that our community is so tight-knit that we once held a massive dance party in the nether? yeah, you heard me right. we were busting moves with zombie pigmen and ghasts all night long.

so, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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FatCatWeightLossCraft

animal models, Animals, calorie restriction, dietary effects, fat cats, FatCatWeightLossCraft, fecal samples, food-related changes, gut microbiome, health, human obesity, microbiota, obesity research., Pet cats, research, scientific study, Similarities, study, studying, weight loss, weight management

Yo, dis server be like havin’ a bunch of fat cats tryna lose weight by eatin’ less food. And guess what? Da poop samples from dem cats showed dat their gut bacteria be changin’ just like humans when dey go on a diet! So if you wanna join dis server, you can be like one of dem fat cats tryna get healthy and see if your gut bacteria be like, “Yo, we need to change too!” It’s like a science experiment but in Minecraft, so come join and be a part of dis crazy journey to a healthier gut microbiome!

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CoronaCraft: Where surviving the game is easier than surviving 2020. Join now!

24/7 Server Uptime, Community Based, Community Projects, Content-creator friendly, CoronaCraft, custom advancements, custom roles, easier, Expansive Shopping District, Friendly and helpful community, Game, Giveaways, Join, mini block heads, Mob Heads, new season, player heads, Plugins, Proximity Voice Chat In-game, Semi Vanilla, Server Events, Server Experience, Server perks for donors, Surviving, Technical player friendly, Website

CoronaCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Community-based SMP
Members	Around 100 members from all over the world
Season Status	Ongoing season
Server Age	4 years old

Server Features:

Custom Advancements
Expansive Shopping District
Proximity Voice Chat In-game
Server Events
Custom Roles
Server perks for donors
Friendly and helpful community
Community Projects all the time
Giveaways
24/7 Server Uptime
Plugins to prevent thefts/griefs without ruining the vanilla feel
Player/Mob/Mini Block heads to add more to the original gameplay

Join Us:

If you would like to play with us, check out our website here or join our discord here. We hope to see you on!

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server open to content creators?	Yes, we are content creator-friendly!
Are technical players welcome?	Absolutely, we welcome all types of players!
Do you have any rules against griefing?	We have plugins in place to prevent thefts/griefs while maintaining the vanilla feel.

BlockBuster Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, blockbuster, Corruption, Crisis, Democracy, Downfall, elections, Europe, european union, Government, Hungarian politics, Hungary, Minecraft, opposition, Orbán, political turmoil, Politics, populist leader, Press F, PROTESTS, regime change, Server

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of pure insanity? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us on our server where Hungary is finished, Orban is running around like a headless chicken, and the only way to pay your respects is by pressing F! But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted potatoes and a pet creeper named Steve who loves to dance to disco music.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

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