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Baby Block Builders: Labor & Delivery Edition

Alt-Right, antinatalism, baby, BEAUTIFUL FACE, Bitch, BLOCK, BREAK ITS NECK, Builders, C’MON HONEY, CUM DROPS, Cunt, Delivery, Edition, GIVE ME THAT NAZI WH*TE BABY, incel, KEKOLD COMMUNITY, KILL IT., Labor, LAUGHING BOUNCING MATTE WHITOID CHUD NAZI INCEL BABY, LE ACTUAL FUCK, LET’S GO PIKACHU AND EEVEE LIMITED EDITION FLIPFLOPS, lying.., MAN YOU LOVE, nazi, NAZI RETHUGLICAN, NEWLY EVOLVED CHARIZARD, Pokemon SV, push, REVOLUTIONARY VANGUARD, ruined, Science, screaming, SHINY LITTLE YAKUB, Smashes Nintendo Switch OLED™, STUPID TWAT, toby fox, Treacherous, vasectomy, WH*TE BABY, What, YOU CAN DO THIS

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	527
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Looking for a server that’s as wild as a Charizard’s roar? Well, look no further because we’ve got the craziest stories and the most outrageous reasons to join us!

Imagine this: you’re playing Pokémon on your Nintendo Switch OLED™, eagerly awaiting the moment when your shiny little Yakub hatches. But wait… it’s a WH*TE baby?! That’s right, our server is so unpredictable, it’ll have you questioning reality!

Join us and experience the drama of a mod from /r/antinatalism dealing with a shocking surprise baby. From accusations of treachery to threats of breaking necks, this server has it all! Who knew Minecraft could be this intense?

So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, join us now and prepare to be amazed! Just remember, no WH*TE babies allowed… unless they’re Pokémon, of course!

ShinzoCraft Minecraft Server

chair, Decucks, ITT, made, male character, male empowerment, male figure, male hero, male lead, Male mc, male protagonist, male representation, male role, Minecraft, post, Proud, proud male, Server, Shinzo Abe, Shinzo Abe proud, ShinzoCraft, Sit, Thread

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7337
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Shinzo Abe would be proud of your mad Minecraft skills!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of sitting on a chair like a true Decuck. Our server is so exclusive that only the most elite players can join, and if you can prove your manliness by making Shinzo Abe proud, you’ll be welcomed with open arms.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there are secret dungeons filled with rare loot, but only those who have truly impressed Shinzo Abe can access them. Will you rise to the challenge and become a legendary Decuck on our server? Only time will tell… Join us now and show the world what you’re made of!

PoolaxConvincedMinecraftSMP

99, Appearance, BELIEF, Certainty, Convinced, cultural appropriation, doubt, fellow, humor, Identity, lmao, Misconception, native americans, Perception, poolax, PoolaxConvincedMinecraftSMP, racial identity, Redskins, stereotype, White

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5872
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Void Armor Forged:	30	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Void Gems Collected:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where 99% of us are convinced we’re actually white, but we look like redskins! It’s like a crazy mix-up of cultures and identities that will have you laughing for days. Join us for epic adventures, hilarious misunderstandings, and a whole lot of fun. Who knows, you might even discover your true identity in the process (spoiler alert: it’s probably not what you think)! So come on, hop on this rollercoaster of a server and prepare to have your mind blown (and your skin color changed)!

Mom’sGiftsVSLocalScarfAITAH

AITAH, ANNOYED, APPRECIATIVE, Argument, asking, Cheap, Curious, expensive, Fault, Friend, Grateful, local market, mom, MomsGiftsVSLocalScarfAITAH, Paris, perfume, scarf, skin care products, Truth, ungrateful, Upset

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4428
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	3517
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Zombie Dances:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of feeling unappreciated like this poor Minecraft player who only got a scarf while everyone else got expensive gifts? Well, fear not, because on our server, EVERY player is treated like royalty!

Join us and receive lavish gifts, like diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and even your own personal pet dragon! No more feeling left out or overlooked, we make sure every player feels special and valued.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be pampered and spoiled on our server. Come join the fun and experience the ultimate VIP treatment! Who needs expensive perfumes when you can have a diamond sword that glows in the dark? Join now and leave those scarf-giving friends behind!

LyricallyLate Minecraft SMP

adult content, adult themes, double entendres, explicit content, explicit lyrics, hidden meanings, hidden messages, innuendos, LyricallyLate, mature content, mature interpretation, mature interpretation of songs, mature themes, mature understanding, Minecraft, misunderstood lyrics, provocative songs, risque lyrics, sexually suggestive lyrics, smp, Subliminal Messages, suggestive language, suggestive lyrics analysis

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7232
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists and turns.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away to their favorite tunes. Just be careful, some of those songs have some seriously suggestive lyrics that you may not have caught onto until now. Who knew “Baby Got Back” was actually about a love for big blocks?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a journey like no other. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server.

CraftyToxicCrafts

CraftyToxicCrafts, cyber harassment, cyberbullying, Fandom, Harassment, Hate Speech, internet, Negativity, online bullying, Online Community, online hate, online toxicity, opinion, social media, toxic behavior, toxic culture, toxic fan base, toxic fandom, toxic fans, toxic online behavior, trolling

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6537
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2977
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of dealing with toxic fan bases on the internet? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and experience a world where the only toxicity you’ll encounter is from the creepers trying to blow you up (but don’t worry, we have creeper repellent for that).

Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even Herobrine would feel right at home.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to toxic fan bases forever. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky griefers – they’re the real villains in this world.

CrimeCraft Minecraft Server

ai, argentina, Artificial Intelligence, citizens’ rights, civil liberties, concerns, Crime Prevention, CrimeCraft, data privacy, Ethics, Experts, Government, justice system, law enforcement, machine learning, Minecraft, predict future crimes, predictive analytics, Public Safety, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2970
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4480	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we use AI to predict future crimes!! like, who knew blocky pixels could be so smart, right?? but don’t worry, we only use our AI for good, like making sure no one steals your diamonds or griefs your epic builds. plus, our AI is totally chill and won’t invade your privacy or anything. so come on down and join the fun, because who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that can see into the future?? it’s like having a crystal ball, but way cooler and way more blocky. trust us, you won’t regret it!

ErdoganCraft: Day of Mourning

Assassination, Aug 2, Conflict, Day, DECLARATION, diplomatic relations, Erdogan, ErdoganCraft, gaza, government statement, Hamas chief, international news, killing, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace process, mourning, mourning day, national mourning, Politics, Terrorism, turkey, Turkish president, world leaders

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5318
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Emeralds Found:	4577
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Astral Projections Made:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have turkey’s erdogan declaring aug 2 as a day of national mourning because our server is just THAT good. we have crazy events like fighting off creepers with turkey legs and building giant monuments to honor the fallen hamas chief. you won’t find a more wild and wacky server out there, so come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!

TrackCraft: Sprint, Backwards, Grapevine!

agility, Athletics, backwards, Competition, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, Grapevine, long distance, physical activity, Race, Running, SPEED, sports, Sprint, sprinting, swimming, swimming techniques, track, track and field, TrackCraft, Training

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8045
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

join dis epic minecraft server where u can swim on land and run in water! imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers dance the macarena. our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join the party.

we have epic mini-games like “100m sprint on lava” and “100m backwards through a maze of TNT.” challenge your friends to a grapevine race through a forest of giant mushrooms.

build your own castle made entirely of diamond blocks and ride a unicorn into battle against the evil villagers.

join now and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft server in the universe. who needs reality when you have our server?

FishOilCraft: BrainBoosters

Alzheimer’s disease, brain health, brain nerve cells, BrainBoosters, cognitive decline, fatty acids, findings, fish oil supplements, FishOilCraft, Gene, genetic risk, health, JAMA Network Open, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, omega-3, Prevention, reduction, remarkable, research, scientific research, study

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8292
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	611
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	8903
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

LOLZ, u know what else causes a “remarkable” reduction in brain nerve cells? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, where u can escape the horrors of real life and dive into a world of blocky goodness.

Our server is so lit, it’s like fish oil for ur brain but without the fishy aftertaste. We got epic builds, crazy mini-games, and a community so awesome, it’ll make u forget all about those pesky brain nerve cells.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where Alzheimer’s is just a made-up word and the only thing u gotta worry about is creepers blowing up ur house. Trust us, it’s way more fun than taking fish oil supplements.

SlideCraft Minecraft Server

Activists, anti-circumcision, circumcision, circumcision rate, dryness, fear, fetish, Foreskin, Friends, friends’ experiences, life experience, Minecraft, net neutral, parents, Preference, religious reasons, sensitivity, Server, side effects, SlideCraft, statistical anomaly, teens, uncircumcised

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6042
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of being the odd one out in a world full of circumcised friends? Do you long for the sweet sensation of being part of the snipped squad? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join our server and experience the ultimate thrill of being surrounded by fellow circumcised comrades. Our community is filled with players who have undergone the snip and are living their best lives without foreskins.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so inclusive that even if you haven’t been circumcised, you can still join in on the fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll catch the circumcision fever and become a convert like so many others before you.

So come on down to our server and let the circumcision festivities begin. Your parents may be anti-circumcision activists, but we’re here to show you the light (or lack thereof, if you catch our drift). Join now and experience the joy of being part of the cut crew!