Explore a world where every block is a potential cocksleeve waiting to be conquered.
Build your own cum bucket empire and see how many creampies you can collect in a single day.
No pornstars allowed, only real-life cum guzzlers looking for a good time.
Come join us for a wild ride that will make you question reality and your own sanity.
| Community Driven | Every major decision is voted on by players, ensuring a democratic and inclusive environment. |
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| Anti-Griefing Measures | With CoreProtect, we maintain a secure server with robust anti-griefing and rollback capabilities. |
| Online Map | Navigate our expansive world with ease using our online map http://136.243.217.194:8123. |
| Regular Events | Enjoy bi-weekly activities such as building competitions, PvP tournaments, and more to keep the gameplay exciting and engaging. |
| Shopping District | Participate in a thriving in-game economy with our well-organized shopping district. |
Join AlexandriaSMP and be part of a vibrant, supportive community that prioritizes creativity, respect, and player-driven decisions.
Visit our website and apply via our Discord: Discord
To join AlexandriaSMP, visit our website and apply through our Discord server.
Yes, we have implemented CoreProtect to ensure a secure server with anti-griefing and rollback capabilities.
Absolutely! We host regular events such as building competitions and PvP tournaments for all players to enjoy.
Our server features a well-organized shopping district where players can participate in a thriving in-game economy.
Join us for a wild ride where the rules are made up and the possibilities are endless. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat? Why not!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Fight against other players in epic duels where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course – we don’t want any messy clean-ups). Remember, on our server, anything goes – except for griefing, because that’s just not cool.
Join us and travel back in time to 1980 where your autism is still intact and video game development is the hottest thing around. No llamas to be found here, just pure, unadulterated fun as you build, create, and explore to your heart’s content.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience a world where the possibilities are endless and the llamas are non-existent. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Just like the OP, you’ll have the opportunity to be overshadowed by other players who get all the attention and treats while you’re left in the dust. But don’t worry, our server also offers the chance to stand up for yourself and maybe even find a way out of the chaos.
So come join us and see if you’re the real hero of this crazy story! Who needs a loving family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft server instead? Let the drama unfold!
