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  • MILvsMOM Wedding Showdown

    MILvsMOM Wedding Showdown
    So, you’re looking for a Minecraft server to join, huh? Well, let me tell you about this epic server that is so lit, it’ll make your MIL’s snide comments look like child’s play.

    Picture this: you log onto the server and immediately you’re greeted by a majestic castle, built entirely out of diamond blocks. Yes, DIAMOND BLOCKS. And who built this castle, you ask? None other than your own mother, who is now the reigning queen of the server.

    But wait, it gets even better. Your MIL logs on and tries to challenge your mother’s reign, but little does she know that every time she takes a step, she falls into a pit of lava. It’s like the universe itself is conspiring against her, just like it did at your wedding.

    And the best part? The server is filled with hilarious photos of your MIL’s mishaps, like getting food stuck in her teeth or yelling at virtual kids. It’s like a never-ending roast session, and you’re the guest of honor.

    So, if you want to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your family drama, look no further. Just remember, nobody messes with your mother, especially not on your wedding day.

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  • PhaseCraft: Parents’ Nightmare

    PhaseCraft: Parents’ Nightmare
    LOL u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. like, u know how parents of death metal musicians be like “it’s just a phase”? well, on this server, we embrace the metal vibes 24/7. we got creepers headbanging to blast beats, skeletons shredding on guitars, and zombies growling like lead singers. it’s a total headbang fest, dude.

    but that’s not all, fam. we also got flying pigs that drop bacon bombs, talking cows that tell dad jokes, and dancing llamas that break it down like it’s nobody’s business. it’s a total party up in here, man.

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground rave cave where all the mobs go to let loose and party like there’s no tomorrow? yeah, it’s lit, bro.

    so come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only rule is to have a good time and rock out like there’s no tomorrow. see you on the flip side, my dude.

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  • Welcome to Cubixity: Where building worlds is serious business, but geopolitics is a total joke!

    Welcome to Cubixity: Where building worlds is serious business, but geopolitics is a total joke!



    Welcome to Cubixity!

    We are a newly formed worldbuilding server that is focused on building history. This server promises minimal admin intervention, and when needed, a friendly, unbiased staff team. Come join Cubixity and experience a true worldbuilding server. There are no weird plugins, this is a pure worldbuilding

    What we offer:

    FeatureDescription
    A server at the beginning of historyThis is a newly formed server that was only launched a few days ago. You will be apart of the early historical periods of this server
    LandsUsed to claim your builds, for diplomacy with other nations and Wars.
    BreweryGet drunk, brew your own potions and much more!
    The freedom of worldbuildingYou are able to do almost anything you desire in this server, as is worldbuilding.
    Documented historyThere will be a wiki page for the server, ran by the historians guild. By simply participating in the server you are adding to the collective history of the server.

    Dynmap: https://map.cubixity.net/

    Discord: https://discord.gg/e2uwgux3DQ

    Roleplay is encouraged, not required.

    FAQ:

    Q: Is there a whitelist to join the server?

    A: No, the server is open to all players.

    Q: Are there any age restrictions for joining?

    A: We recommend players be at least 13 years old to join.

    Q: Can I build whatever I want in the server?

    A: Yes, you have the freedom to build almost anything you desire in Cubixity.

    Q: How do I join a nation or create my own?

    A: You can join a nation by contacting the nation’s leader or create your own by gathering members and claiming land.


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  • TomatoCraft: The Fruit Platter Mystery

    TomatoCraft: The Fruit Platter Mystery
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where the tomatoes are always in the fruit platters and the potatoes are dancing with the carrots. we have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. our players have built a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and ends with a splash in a pool of diamond blocks. join us for the chaos and the laughter, and maybe even discover the truth behind the tomato conspiracy.

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  • TipCraft: Where We Tip More Than Just Waiters!

    TipCraft: Where We Tip More Than Just Waiters!
    so like, imagine a minecraft server where every time you tip a waiter in the game, you get like, superpowers or something. but not just any superpowers, like the ability to fly on a giant chicken or shoot fireballs out of your butt. and if you don’t tip, you get cursed with bad luck and have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week.

    plus, there’s this secret underground society of physios who will give you massages in exchange for diamonds. but watch out, some of them are actually evil witches in disguise and will turn you into a frog if you don’t pay up.

    oh, and the cab drivers in this server are all llamas who can teleport you to different dimensions. but be careful, some of them are really bad at driving and will crash you into a mountain or something.

    and don’t even get me started on the cashiers. they’re all zombies who will only accept emeralds as payment. but if you manage to make them laugh, they’ll give you a discount on enchanted weapons and armor.

    so yeah, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky minecraft server where tipping is the key to success, then come join us! just be prepared for some crazy adventures and maybe a few chicken suits along the way.

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  • DivorceCraft – Not My Fault

    DivorceCraft – Not My Fault
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your family reunions? Look no further! Join our server and leave all that family baggage behind. We promise no one will insult your culture or bring up past divorces here!

    Our server is the perfect place to escape from family drama and build your own virtual family with fellow players. Plus, we have epic quests, insane builds, and a community that will have your back no matter what. So come join us and leave the real-world drama at the door. Just make sure to leave your social security number at home – we don’t need any debt collectors showing up in-game!

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  • HawkCraft: Inked & Proud

    HawkCraft: Inked & Proud
    if u want to be part of the coolest gang in minecraft, join our server! we got players with hawk tuah tattoos all over their bodies, even on their butt cheeks! why would u want to miss out on that kind of commitment? plus, we have a secret underground base where we breed flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. u know u wanna see that in action! come join us and be part of the most epic adventures in minecraft history. also, we have a special potion that turns u into a unicorn for 24 hours. who wouldn’t want to prance around as a majestic unicorn in a blocky world? join now and experience the insanity for yourself!

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  • SmellCraft: Culture Clash

    SmellCraft: Culture Clash
    so, liek, dis minecraft server is, liek, totally epic cuz it has, liek, all da smells from different cultures in it. u can, liek, smell da pleasantness of, liek, exotic odors from all over da world. it’s, liek, a sensory adventure, man. u can, liek, travel through different biomes and experience da scents of, liek, a million flowers or, liek, a thousand farts. it’s, liek, mind-blowing, dude. join dis server and, liek, expand ur olfactory horizons. it’s, liek, a whole new level of minecraft experience. u won’t, liek, believe ur nose, man.

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  • PixelatedPrestige

    PixelatedPrestige
    Are you tired of society’s boring standards and expectations? Do you want to break free and embrace your inner rebel? Then come join our Minecraft server where we value things like building giant statues of chickens, riding pigs into battle, and throwing parties with explosive cake!

    Society may value things like money, success, and power, but on our server, the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can find and how many creepers you can blow up in one go. Join us and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even find the legendary golden llama!

    So if you’re ready to ditch society’s boring values and embrace the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft server, then come on over and join us for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

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  • Ink & Pixels: The New Rebellion

    Ink & Pixels: The New Rebellion
    LOL come join our minecraft server, where the only rebellion is having a skin without tattoos or piercings! we’re so mainstream that being basic is the new cool.

    we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that give hugs instead of explosions.

    our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. come join the party and be the ultimate rebel by being basic!

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