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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 6234 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8902 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how our resident builder accidentally turned their house into a giant chicken coop because they thought it would attract more players. Spoiler alert: it didn’t, but now we have chickens running amok everywhere!
And don’t even get me started on the time our fearless leader tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it would fly like a magical unicorn. Let’s just say it didn’t end well, but hey, at least we got some bacon out of it!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us! Just remember, if my grandma had a cock and balls, she’d probably be the reigning champion of our server’s annual pig racing competition. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!