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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 945 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
New Chunks Explored: | 854628 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how our resident builder accidentally turned their house into a giant chicken coop because they thought it would attract more players. Spoiler alert: it didn’t, but now we have chickens running amok everywhere!
And don’t even get me started on the time our fearless leader tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it would fly like a magical unicorn. Let’s just say it didn’t end well, but hey, at least we got some bacon out of it!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us! Just remember, if my grandma had a cock and balls, she’d probably be the reigning champion of our server’s annual pig racing competition. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!