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| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 3063 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4800 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 28 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
Are you tired of boring old Europe and its lackluster culture and politics? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate American experience! We’ve got red, white, and blue blocks for days, fireworks displays every hour on the hour, and our national anthem playing on a loop in the background. Plus, rumor has it that George Washington himself will log on to challenge players to a build-off! So come on down and show those Europeans who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!
