Our server is like a wacky family reunion where everyone has their own unique traditions. From building giant statues of llamas to hosting epic dance parties in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
One of our most cherished traditions is the annual “Pig Racing Derby,” where players saddle up their favorite porkers and race through obstacle courses for glory and bragging rights. It may sound strange to outsiders, but trust us, once you’ve experienced the thrill of pig racing, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.
So why wait? Join our server today and become part of our crazy Minecraft family. Who knows, you might even discover a new tradition that will become your favorite part of the game!
Join us and be part of dis epic adventure where u can team up with Eskimos and build a mosquito sanctuary or somethin’. Who knows, maybe u’ll become besties with a mosquito and ride it into battle against other players.
So, what u waitin’ for? Come join da madness and be part of dis one-of-a-kind Minecraft server where anything is possible, even makin’ friends with mosquitoes. Let’s get weird, y’all!
You gotta join this server because, like, we have this epic quest where you have to find the lost city of diamond chickens. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. And, like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite?
Also, we have this insane mini-game where you have to ride on the back of a giant turtle while dodging flaming arrows. It’s like the Hunger Games, but with turtles. Trust me, it’s a blast.
Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with all the coolest players on the server? It’s like a VIP club, but for Minecraft. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!
But beware, these Chinkoids are not your average villagers. They have mastered the art of rice-eating to a whole new level. Rumor has it that they can consume a mountain of rice in just one sitting!
So come join us on this wild adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of rice. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking the true potential of the Chinkoids!
imagine the thrill of being randomly assigned to a farm and having to work the land like a true chinese farmer back in the day. u will learn the ancient art of agriculture and see if u have what it takes to survive in this harsh environment.
but wait, there’s more! u might even stumble upon hidden treasures buried in the fields, like ancient artifacts or secret passages leading to underground dungeons. who knows what u might find while tending to ur crops?
so come on down to our server and test ur skills in the ultimate challenge of human culture. join now and see if u have what it takes to be the next farming legend in 1950s china! 🤠🌾🍚
u know how in real life, u can’t do crazy stuff like female genital mutilation? well guess what, on dis server, u can do WHATEVER u want. want to build a giant statue of a potato? GO FOR IT. want to ride a llama into battle? HELL YEAH.
we also have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map with diamonds and emeralds and all dat good stuff. and if u find the ULTIMATE treasure chest, u get a real life unicorn delivered to ur house. no joke.
so what are u waiting for? join dis server and let the craziness begin! oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
Join us and experience a world where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your trusty steed. Forget about likes and followers, on our server, the only approval you need is from your fellow players who will marvel at your insane building skills and epic adventures.
So why waste your time scrolling through endless feeds when you can join our server and embark on a journey filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of chaos? Say goodbye to social media and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join us now and let the fun begin!
| Server Type | Whitelisted Vanilla Server |
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| Version | 1.21.4 |
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The server is a whitelisted vanilla server running on 1.21.4. Recently reset chunks in the world. Numerous experienced builders on the server.
Have fun, enjoy the game, make friends on the server. Mostly experienced builders are required.
Recently reset most chunks in the world to be similar to a new world on 1.21.4. Mods include TP to spawn, TP to home, TP back, Fast Leaf Decay, Dynmap, Player/Mob Heads, Custom Nether Portals. Minimal restrictions on client side mods.
Join the discord: https://discord.gg/zhb8dpXTJ3. Check out the website for more information and fill out the application on the #smp-application channel on Discord.
Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the treacherous terrain of our server, just like the blind wife in the story navigates through life. But don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any blindfolded challenges here (unless you want to try it for fun)!
Experience the thrill of protecting your kids from running off, just like the 4-year-old on our server who is a little flight risk. But don’t worry, we have safety measures in place to ensure everyone stays in line (no leash required)!
And if you ever feel like you’re not pulling your weight, just remember that in Minecraft, everyone has a role to play. Whether you’re cooking meals, sweeping floors, or mining for diamonds, every contribution counts.
So come join us on our server, where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house (and maybe the occasional family drama)!
But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and guarded by a giant chicken named Sir Clucksalot. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat Sir Clucksalot in a dance-off will be rewarded with diamonds for days.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the sun shines purple, the trees grow cotton candy, and the pigs wear top hats? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join us now and let the craziness begin!
Dive into a FREE-TO-PLAY survival world with advanced technology and endless exploration!
| Version | 1.21 |
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| Java IP | mc.slimecrew.org |
| More | slimecrew.org |
Enjoy a variety of addons:
✨ Your adventure awaits—join Slimecrew SMP today!
Imagine a world where you can build your dream office cubicle without worrying about awkward language barriers. No more elevator rides filled with conversations you can’t understand – on our server, everyone speaks the same language!
Don’t be the odd one out in a sea of foreign words – join our server and embrace the universal language of Minecraft. Who knew virtual blocks could bring people together in such a hilarious way?
