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Traditional style skyblock and skygrid!! Updated with MC 1.10 well trained staff maintains a pleasurable environment. Thriving economy with player run shops!! We make every effort to make the server fun for all players.
Skyblock style gameplay with a twist. Raid and kill your neighbors on the high seas. We make sure you enjoy your time on our server by having well trained staff and basic rules but encourage open world pvp and raiding! Come play with us!!!