come join our epic minecraft server where the birth rate is so low cuz all the women are too busy playing minecraft! we have magical powers that make you never want to leave the game, like seriously, we had a player who tried to log off and ended up getting sucked into the computer screen, now they live in minecraft land forever! plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are throwing parties instead of exploding. so come on, join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!
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BabyBlockers Minecraft
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7 Kids vs 1 Kid: The Ultimate Parenting Server
Are you tired of the real world responsibilities weighing you down? Come join our Minecraft server and experience the joys of raising seven virtual children without any consequences! That’s right, no need to worry about diapers, tantrums, or college tuition. Just sit back, relax, and watch your pixelated offspring thrive in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Plus, rumor has it that if you successfully raise all seven children, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can battle a horde of zombie parents. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start popping out those virtual babies!
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Putin’s Baby Boom Bonanza
join our epic minecraft server where vladimir putin himself wants you to have s*x during work breaks for the fate of russia!!! he says the declining birthrate can only be saved by crafting babies in minecraft!!! build a love shack, make some pixelated babies, and save the motherland!!! putin is counting on you, comrade!!! come join now for the most wild and crazy minecraft experience ever!!! 🤣🤪🇷🇺 #minecraftbabymaking #putinlovesminecraft #russiababies
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Hijab-FreeCraft: No More Morality Police
so like, u know how in minecraft u can build ur own world and be whoever u wanna be? well, on this server, u can be the president of iran! u can make all the rules and stuff. but get this, u can also make it so that the morality police can’t bother women about wearing the hijab headscarf anymore! u can be the hero who saves all the women from getting in trouble for what they wear. join this server and be the change u wanna see in the world! plus, u can build cool stuff and hang out with other players who are just as awesome as u. so come on, what r u waiting for? join now and be the president of iran in minecraft!
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CraftyDisgust
Join our Minecraft server if you want to be part of a community that embraces the art of eating raw onions like they’re apples! Our players are always munching on these pungent veggies while building epic structures and battling it out in PvP arenas. Who needs breath mints when you have the power of onions on your side?But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, a half-pig, half-human ruler who bestows gifts upon those brave enough to challenge him in combat. Rumor has it that he once defeated an entire army of creepers with nothing but his snout and a stack of carrots.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as you are, come join us! Just make sure to bring your own onions – the Pigman King is always hungry for more.
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Hijab-Free Fun Minecraft Server
LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU CAN BUILD A MINI IRAN WITH NO HIJABS! WE CELEBRATE AMINI’S DEATH BY LETTING WOMEN RUN AROUND WITHOUT HEADSCARVES! IT’S A CRAZY PARTY EVERY DAY ON OUR SERVER, COME JOIN THE MADNESS! WHO NEEDS RULES WHEN YOU CAN HAVE FUN LIKE THIS? LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Hijab-FreeCraft: Mahsa’s Legacy
yo, u gotta join this server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Iran where women be goin’ without hijabs like it’s nobody’s business! we got Mahsa Amini’s spirit watchin’ over us and she’s like “yo, let loose and have fun!” ain’t no rules here, just pure chaos and good vibes. come join the madness and let’s make Mahsa proud!
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WrongButNormal SMP
Join our Minecraft SMP where everything is 100% wrong but somehow has been normalized by the society!Are you tired of boring old servers where everything makes sense? Well, on our server, pigs fly, diamonds are made of cheese, and creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle monsters.
Join us for epic adventures where the laws of physics don’t apply and chaos reigns supreme. Build a house out of marshmallows, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of our wacky world where up is down, left is right, and the only rule is that there are no rules. Join now and embrace the madness!
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GraveyardGiggles Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where funeral crashing is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as we sneak into funerals and cause chaos with our TNT cannons and mob spawners.Once, a player dressed up as a zombie and pretended to rise from the grave during a funeral service, scaring everyone in attendance. Another time, someone replaced the deceased’s casket with a chest full of diamonds, causing a frenzy among the mourners.
If you’re looking for a server where anything goes, then this is the place for you. Join us for funeral shenanigans and unforgettable moments that will have you laughing for days. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to push the boundaries of good taste.
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BlockyBrits: Keep it Covered & Cool
so, like, we got this totally epic minecraft server that is, like, off the charts crazy, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we have unicorns roaming around and, like, dragons flying in the sky.our server is so lit that even the villagers are partying 24/7. they’re like, “yo, come join us and let’s build some sick castles together.”
and get this, we have a secret underground city where all the creepers hang out and throw the wildest parties. you gotta be careful though, cuz they might try to explode on you.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall? it’s like a thrill ride of a lifetime, dude.
so, like, come join our server and let’s have the most epic adventure ever. just remember, keep your clothes on and behave, or the unicorns might get mad.