Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between a player and a chicken that somehow turned into a dragon (we’re still not sure how that happened, but it was epic). Or how about the time when our resident prankster filled the entire server with llamas wearing top hats?
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground societies, haunted mineshafts that are actually just full of friendly ghosts, and a player who claims to have found a portal to the Netherworld in their backyard.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, don’t ask a man about his crafting skills unless you’re prepared for a wild ride.
Join us for epic birthday parties where your Indian friend will personally handpick a sari for you to wear. Don’t worry about cultural sensitivity, because on our server, diversity is celebrated with open arms (and closets full of beautiful clothing).
Experience the thrill of walking to your friend’s house in a stunning sari, only to be confronted by a random woman who just can’t handle your fabulous fashion choices. But fear not, because on our server, even the haters can’t rain on your parade.
Share your outrageous stories with friends who understand the struggle of being accused of cultural appropriation for simply following a friend’s request. And if you ever doubt your fashion choices, just remember that on our server, anything goes – whether it’s western attire or traditional Indian clothing.
So come on over and join the fun on our Minecraft server, where cultural boundaries are meant to be crossed and fashion faux pas are a thing of the past. Don’t be afraid to embrace your unique style and stand out from the crowd – because on our server, we celebrate diversity in all its colorful glory!
Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of convincing your parents to buy a bunk bed in-game, and maybe even sell your old bed frame for some extra virtual cash. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life struggles?
Plus, our server is like staying with your parents until you get married – except you’re free to roam and build to your heart’s content! Embrace those Asian values and build a virtual home that would make your parents proud. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build some bunk beds together! 🛏️🎮
No more being forced to try on uncomfortable sports bras or eat 10 meals a day against your will. On our server, you can build your own empire, mine for diamonds without anyone telling you what to do, and slay dragons without anyone breathing down your neck!
Don’t let your mom and grandma control your Minecraft experience – join our server and show them who’s the real boss! And remember, in our world, you’re always the hero of your own story. So, are you ready to craft your own destiny? Join now and say goodbye to being told what to do!
Need a break from sulking? Our server is the perfect place to escape and focus on what truly matters – building friendships and virtual worlds. Plus, we have a strict no-sulking policy, so you’ll have to leave your real-life drama at the door.
Looking for a server where priorities are in order? Look no further! On our server, virtual hugs always come first, followed closely by building epic structures and exploring new realms. So come join us and leave your real-life worries behind – after all, virtual hugs are the best medicine!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered warriors and conquer the land with your clucking comrades.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and show the world that you have what it takes to survive in this wacky, wild world of Minecraft madness!
Join us for epic battles where the only rule is there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war with your fellow players? We say bring it on!
But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. Rumor has it that if you can find their hidden base, they will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for)!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, come join us where Americans see nothing wrong with this. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember – anything goes on our server!
WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL SEAWEED FOR EMERALDS!
ALSO, OUR ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A GIANT CHICKEN WHO LAYS GOLDEN EGGS!
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER YOU’LL EVER EXPERIENCE! 🐷🦄💎🐔🌊🥚
our server is so epic that even the multivalent mRNA monkeypox virus vaccine (BNT166) protects mice and macaques from orthopoxvirus disease! that’s right, our virtual world is so powerful that it can even protect you from real-life diseases. ain’t that some next level stuff?
imagine building a house with your homies while dodging monkeypox viruses left and right. it’s like a survival game on steroids, but with a twist of science fiction. so come on, join us and experience the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. trust me, you won’t regret it!
A fun community with young adults but all are welcome, this is a modded community so we have multiple modpacks and rotate them in and out quite often!
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Minecraft Suvival | SlimeFun | PvP | MVP | Parkur | Economia | Terrenos | Ranks | Clans |
Here the determination to always be first in the Ranks is what counts, come and have fun exploring and making friends, creating your clan and dueling to stay at the Top ¹.
We are waiting for you
hzin.jogar.io:10592
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have started a life steal SMP for a small group of friends. We are looking to expand our community and welcome new members to join in on the fun!
| Rules |
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| No griefing |
| No killing pets |
| No killing villagers |
| No sore losers |
There is no age limit, but we prefer players to be 14 years old and above. X-ray and looting are allowed on our server, so please keep that in mind before joining.
If you are interested in joining our server, please join our Discord server for more information: https://discord.com/invite/GK64cvqu
A: Join our Discord server using the link provided above for more information on how to join the Minecraft server.
A: While there is no age limit, we recommend players to be 14 years old and above.
A: The rules include no griefing, no killing pets, no killing villagers, and no sore losers.
A: Yes, X-ray and looting are allowed on our server.
Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of diamond-encrusted llamas that will trade you enchanted golden carrots for your most embarrassing secrets.
So why wait? Come join us and discover what’s really at the bottom of your nuts…or maybe you’ll just find a bunch of hilarious shenanigans instead!
Join our Minecraft server and experience the magic of Haiku OS firsthand. Our server is so epic that even the creepers are too scared to blow up your creations because they know Haiku OS is watching over you. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft master.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let Haiku OS take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Picture this: you and your Minecraft boyfriend have just moved into a cozy virtual house together. But wait, his mom wants to move in too?! Cue the drama and panic attacks! Will you be able to handle the emotional manipulation and territorial disputes that come with having an aging virtual mother-in-law living with you?
But fear not, because on our server, you can set your own boundaries and create your own crazy family dynamics. Will you let her live with you until her virtual dying day, or will you stand your ground and build your own virtual empire without any interference?
Join now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the treacherous waters of family drama in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual soap opera worthy of its own spin-off series!
Picture this: a virtual cookout turns into a full-blown war zone as one player drops a bombshell – they’re having twins and want to name one of them after their chaotic, gambling-addicted, rage-filled father, Marcus. But wait, there’s more! The other player, with a heart of gold and a love for their late mother, suggests naming the baby after her instead. Cue the family-wide dispute, with some players siding with the name Marcus and others rallying behind the name Kara.
Choose your side wisely, as alliances will be tested and emotions will run high. Will you support the legacy of Marcus, the maestro of chaos? Or will you fight to honor the true hero, Kara, and prevent history from repeating itself?
Join us on this epic adventure filled with drama, emotion, and the ultimate quest for family ties. Who knew naming a Minecraft baby could cause so much pixelated turmoil? Don’t miss out on the action – join our server now and let the chaos begin!
u gotta join dis server cuz u never kno wat u gonna find next, maybe a secret underground base filled with diamondz or a giant chicken that shoots laser beams out its eyes.
we even got a secret society of pigs wearin top hats and monocles, plannin world domination while sippin on fancy apple cider.
so, if u wanna escape da boring real world and dive into a land of pure madness and mayhem, join dis minecraft server now! or else u gonna miss out on all da fun and end up watchin more missile tests fail.
