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  • Bris Before “I Do”

    Bris Before “I Do”
    Yo, imagine if Judaism was like, “let’s wait on that bris thing and just do it at the wedding, yo!” Like, can you imagine the rabbi pulling out a knife during the ceremony? That would be wild, man!

    Join our Minecraft server where we do crazy stuff like that all the time! We have weddings with surprise bris ceremonies, diamond pickaxe giveaways for every kill, and a secret underground temple where you can sacrifice creepers for extra loot!

    Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now at: brisweddingtemple.About.minecraftlolz

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  • Zelensky’s No Makeup Mine

    Zelensky’s No Makeup Mine
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil llamas, explore secret underground caves filled with dancing creepers, and even participate in a weekly fashion show where your pixelated avatar can strut its stuff on the catwalk!

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon Zelensky himself, who roams the server without a single trace of makeup, causing chaos and confusion wherever he goes. Who needs eye liner when you’ve got a diamond sword, right?

    So come on down to our server and prepare to have your mind blown with the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

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  • GrandmaCraft: The Granny Approved Server

    GrandmaCraft: The Granny Approved Server
    so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is, like, totally wild and crazy? well, look no further cuz this server is, like, off the charts bonkers!

    we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. our chickens lay golden eggs and our sheep can breakdance better than any human. it’s like a farm animal talent show up in here!

    oh, and did i mention the zombies? yeah, they’re not your average brain-dead zombies. these zombies can breakdance too, but they’re not as good as the sheep. they also wear top hats and monocles because they’re fancy like that.

    if you join this server, you’ll be able to ride on the backs of dragons and unicorns. you can even have a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. it’s like having your own personal fireworks show wherever you go!

    so come on down to our minecraft server and join the madness. who needs reality when you can have flying pigs and breakdancing zombies? it’s a party up in here!

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  • BlockyBizarreSociety

    BlockyBizarreSociety
    Have you ever stopped to think about how weird it is that we all just accept the fact that creepers explode in Minecraft? Like, imagine if that happened in real life – you’re just walking down the street and BOOM, your house is gone. Well, on our server, we embrace the chaos! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding creepers, flying pigs, and dancing llamas. Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

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  • BlockyRideDeny

    BlockyRideDeny
    Are you tired of being the designated driver for your boyfriend’s entire extended family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the never-ending cycle of chauffeuring relatives around town!

    On our server, you can build your own virtual car and drive it around without ever having to worry about running out of gas or getting lost. Plus, you can charge your passengers in diamonds for a ride – because who needs real money when you have Minecraft currency, am I right?

    Join now and leave behind the drama of being the family taxi service. Your boyfriend’s mom can figure out her own way home for once! Let’s see if she can navigate the virtual roads as well as she claims. Trust us, this server is the perfect escape from real-life family obligations.

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  • HairHavoc Minecraft Server

    HairHavoc Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with controlling parents who demand you cut their hair on a monthly basis? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of family barber duties by building your own virtual world where you can be the boss!

    On our server, you can create your own hair salon and give virtual haircuts to all the pixelated villagers who are in desperate need of a new ‘do. No more dealing with family drama or phone calls about cutting hair – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft!

    So come join us and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be cutting is blocks, not hair!

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  • NormieCraft: USA vs The World

    NormieCraft: USA vs The World
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as American norms? Look no further! Join our server where we embrace the weirdest and wildest aspects of American culture. From building giant hot dog statues to reenacting the Boston Tea Party with creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, mining for diamonds while wearing a bald eagle costume, and participating in epic potato sack races. Our community is full of friendly players who love to chat about all things American, from apple pie to baseball to conspiracy theories about Area 51.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and chaotic as American norms, come join us! Who knows, you might even spot Bigfoot roaming the virtual forests or stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with treasure. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

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  • CraftyCreeperz

    CraftyCreeperz
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only hidden rule is to always wear a chicken hat while playing! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that wearing a chicken hat will give you super powers in the game, like the ability to fly without wings and shoot laser beams from your eyes. Trust us, it’s totally legit.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also find a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. It’s a real thriller, let me tell you.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the fabled diamond unicorn that roams the server, granting wishes to those who can catch it. Just be careful, though, because rumor has it that it’s a master prankster and loves to play tricks on unsuspecting players.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a blast! Who knows what other hidden rules and surprises await you in this crazy world.

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  • DadGone3MonthsButSheMovedOn πŸ˜‚

    DadGone3MonthsButSheMovedOn πŸ˜‚
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and intrigue await you at every turn! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about family dynamics.

    Imagine a world where your dad has not one, not two, but THREE wives living under the same roof! It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form. Witness the scandalous affairs, the money-stealing shenanigans, and the jaw-dropping revelations that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into a world where life insurance policies, secret lovers, and unexpected deaths are just the tip of the iceberg. Will you be able to navigate the treacherous waters of family drama and come out on top, or will you fall victim to the chaos that surrounds you?

    Join our server now and experience the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today!

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  • No Wrong Way Minecraft

    No Wrong Way Minecraft
    so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it will blow ur mind and make u question reality? well, u came to the right place, my friend. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical land where unicorns roam free and diamonds fall from the sky.

    once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret portal that led them to a dimension filled with talking pigs and dancing creepers. it was wild, man.

    if u join our server, u will have the chance to ride on the back of a dragon and battle against evil witches who are trying to steal all the cake in the land. but don’t worry, we got ur back.

    so come on, what are u waiting for? join our server and experience the most insane, epic, and downright ridiculous adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. or maybe u will, but hey, at least u’ll have a good story to tell ur friends.

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