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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 1596 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own pixelated empire while also debating the philosophical implications of being a “Cultural Christian.” Who needs atheism when you can have a virtual church in Minecraft, am I right?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama breakdancing to the beat of a Minecraft jukebox.
So come on down and join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life hidden in the pixels of our virtual world.