that’s right, u heard me! our server is so wild and wacky that even the uyghurs are getting in on the action! imagine mining for diamonds with a uyghur by your side, it’s a real blast!
but wait, there’s more! not only do we have uyghurs, but we also have flying pigs, talking sheep, and dancing creepers! it’s a real party up in here!
so what are u waiting for? come join us on this insane minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who knows, maybe u’ll even break a world record for the most time spent in virtual prison! let’s get crafting, baby!
Join us if you wanna see some wild builds that will blow your mind, like a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes or a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like diamond armor that makes you invincible and a pickaxe that can mine through bedrock.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, but don’t worry, he’s actually a chill dude who just wants to play Minecraft with you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon Herobrine, the mysterious figure who haunts the server and pulls pranks on unsuspecting players.
So come on down to our server and join the madness! Just remember, things might get a little hot, but that’s all part of the fun. See you there, adventurer!
One time, I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground rave party where all the mobs were dancing to dubstep. It was lit, bro. And then, I found a secret portal that led me to a dimension where pigs could fly and cows could do backflips.
So yeah, if you want to escape the boring real world and enter a realm of pure chaos and fun, join our Minecraft SMP now! Plus, we have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server, so you definitely don’t want to miss out on that drama. Trust me, it’s gonna be epic.
anyways, u should totally join our minecraft server cuz we have the most epic battles and drama that even trump and putin would be jealous of. we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret underground base where we keep all our diamonds. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama that spits on ur enemies. so come on, join us and let’s show trump and putin how real wars are fought in minecraft.
| Welcome to CatCraft! |
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| CatCraft is a smaller, LGBT+ friendly, adult only community focused Minecraft server. |
| Season Information |
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| Season 1 started on April 4, 2019 |
| Season 2 started in December 2021 with the launch of 1.18 |
| Currently running on version 1.21.4 with a world border set at 16k in every direction |
| Server hosted in Ashburn, VA |
| Server Rules |
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| Other Important Details |
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| FAQ | |
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| Question | Answer |
| Is the server child friendly? | No, we are a strict 21+ server and not child friendly. |
| Can I grief, steal, or use hacks? | No, these actions are strictly prohibited on our server. |
| What version is the server currently running on? | We are currently running on version 1.21.4 |
| Do you have any custom features? | Yes, we have several custom features such as custom recipes, AFK Detection, and more. |
| How can I apply to join the server? | You can find more information on our Discord server and submit an application there. |
Imagine this: you finally build that epic castle you’ve been dreaming of, and we throw you a virtual parade complete with fireworks and cake (don’t worry, we won’t let your niece steal the spotlight).
But wait, there’s more! If you hit one year sober like our friend here, we’ll have the whole server singing your praises and cheering you on. And if anyone tries to steal your thunder, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “creeper”.
Join us for a wild ride of celebrations and support, where even the smallest victories are met with big cheers. And hey, if you need to take your cake and eat it too, we’ve got your back. So come on over and let’s party like it’s block party time!
build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even hold onto your own sausage for a change! who knows what crazy adventures await u on our server. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!