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Noodle-Filled Sandwich Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the craziest things happen, like yapanese people eating sandwiches with a filling of NOODLES! Why settle for boring old PB&J when you could have a carb-loaded noodle sandwich instead? Join us for a server full of unexpected twists and turns, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your cholesterol levels). Who knows what other wild food combinations you’ll discover along the way? Come hungry, leave with a full belly and a head full of unforgettable memories. Join now and become a part of our noodle-loving community! -
Pickle Herring & Potatoes Minecraft Server
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of pickled herring and potato enthusiasts! Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the rarest pickled herring and potatoes in the land. But beware, the evil Potato King is always trying to steal our precious stash, so you must be on high alert at all times. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with salty snacks and spud-tacular adventures! -
BurgerCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old burgers in your country? Well, come join our Minecraft server and feast on the most epic burger you’ve ever seen! This burger is so massive, it’s like a skyscraper made out of beef patties and cheese slices. And the best part? It never runs out! You can chow down on this burger for days and never get full. Plus, rumor has it that eating this burger will give you superpowers in the game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start munching on the burger of your dreams! -
BurgerCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old burgers in your country? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can feast on the most epic burger ever created! This burger is so massive, it’s like a skyscraper made out of deliciousness. Legend has it that anyone who takes a bite of this burger gains superpowers and becomes the ultimate Minecraft warrior. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and chow down on the burger of legends! -
MämmiCraft: Ahmed’s LOLz Adventures – Trendy Minecraft Server for epic builds and LOLS! Join now!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer the most epic gaming experience you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:1. We have a secret underground labyrinth filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Rumor has it, if you manage to find the golden llama, you will be granted three wishes by the llama king himself!
2. Our community events include a weekly llama race where players ride llamas dressed as unicorns through obstacle courses. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted cookies and a pet dragon named Steve.
3. We have a legendary user named Ahmed who can craft mämmi faster than you can say “creeper”. Not only is his mämmi delicious, but it also gives you superhuman strength in the game.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become friends with a llama…or two.
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DFT Minecraft SMP – Discord Fappy Talky
Welcome to the most scandalous Minecraft SMP out there, /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join us if you want to discuss your wildest fetishes while building epic structures and battling mobs. Need a break from mining? No problem, just hop into our designated “jerk off” area and release some stress.Rumor has it that our last server event involved a heated debate about the best block for building a sex dungeon, and things got so intense that someone accidentally summoned a horde of creepers. But hey, that’s just all part of the fun on /dft/!
So if you’re ready to get down and dirty in more ways than one, come join us on /dft/ and let the chaos begin!
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DoggoWeddingNoShow
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for some outrageous fun!Join our server and experience the wild story of a 28F player who has a service dog named Max. This player’s sister, Jenna, is getting married and demands that the player attend the wedding without Max because he might “ruin the ambiance.” Can you believe it? Drama, betrayal, and heartbreak – all on our server!
But wait, there’s more! Witness the player trying to negotiate with Jenna, offering to arrive early and leave before the reception, all to no avail. The player ultimately decides to miss the wedding, causing a family feud and leaving everyone shocked.
So, why join our server? Because where else can you find such insane stories and outrageous drama? Join now and be a part of the madness!
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KremlinCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like, totally insane, man. like, you gotta join because we have, like, unlimited diamonds and emeralds just lying around everywhere. you can build the craziest castles and houses, like, ever.oh, and get this, we have a secret underground dungeon where you can battle giant spiders and zombies with, like, laser swords. it’s, like, so intense, bro.
also, our admin is a wizard who can, like, fly and shoot fireballs from his hands. he’s, like, the coolest dude ever.
join our server for the most epic adventures and the dankest memes. you won’t regret it, bro.
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MapleCraftWarz
Join our epic minecraft server, where we have more rockets than Canada has maple syrup! We got over 80,000 unarmed small rockets ready to blast off into the pixelated sky. And get this, some of them even have warheads! Why, you ask? Because why not?! Come join the fun and see what kind of chaos you can cause with our explosive arsenal. Who needs diamonds when you have rockets, am I right? So grab your pickaxe and get ready to launch yourself into the craziest minecraft adventure of your life! -
BoomerCraft – Light Pollution Edition
hey u! ya u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even old folks wit alzheimers be playin on it! yea u heard me right, dey be buildin epic castles n stuff while forgettin where dey put dere keys! forget about all dem otha servers, dis one got da best light pollution in da game! forget about alcohol abuse, chronic kidney disease, depression, and obesity, we got dat sweet sweet light pollution dat old folks luv! so come on and join us, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity!