Our server is so exclusive, even your neighbor won’t be able to access it without your permission. And if they try, we have virtual security guards ready to kick them out faster than you can say “block them!”
So come join us on the most secure Minecraft server out there. Who needs neighbors when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Plus, we have diamond-studded Wi-Fi signals that will make your gaming experience smoother than butter on a hot potato. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly stumble upon a chest filled with gold bars and stacks of cash. Or you’re building a house and discover a secret room filled with stacks of hundred-dollar bills. The possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server containing a whopping $100,000. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest player in the game?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest for riches! Who knows, you might just strike gold (literally) and become the wealthiest player in Minecraft history.
come hang out with our friendly villagers who are always down for a dance party, and our zombie pigmen who tell the best jokes.
we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake.
so come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. who knows, maybe the crazy ones are the ones who haven’t joined yet.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Version | Java 1.21 |
| Plugins | Minimal plugins, focused on a semi-vanilla experience |
| Launch Date | 23 March 2024 |
This is a whitelisted, semi-vanilla server with minimal plugins, focusing on playing together as a chill community.
There is no teleportation, landclaims, SlimeFun, McMMO, etc. The server also features events and minigames, a permanent map with no resets, and custom world generation using TerraformGenerator.
The rules are very brief and operate on a trust system. The focus is on playing together and enhancing the vanilla experience.
The server’s events revolve around east Asia timezones at night, such as UTC/GMT afternoons.
You can apply by joining the Discord server at https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t
Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick moves to the tune of “Baby Shark” and the player couldn’t help but join in on the fun.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by a chicken named Sir Clucksalot. This army marches around the server, clucking orders and causing chaos wherever they go. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken riding a pig into battle.
And let’s not forget about our infamous “TNT Tuesdays,” where every block you break has a chance of exploding into a giant fireball. It’s like playing Russian roulette with blocks, and it’s as exhilarating as it is terrifying.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a pogo stick, then look no further. Join us today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, we are fucking shit, but in the best way possible.
Imagine a world where feeding your niece a simple meal turns into a full-blown showdown with someone claiming to be the mother figure. Who knew a box of mac n cheese could cause so much chaos?
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of bananas to go around for everyone involved. So come on in, strap in, and get ready for a rollercoaster of family dynamics that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about parenting.
Join now for a server experience like no other, where the only rule is: expect the unexpected. And remember, in this world, everyone’s a parent until the mac n cheese comes out.
Join us and escape the drama of overbearing family members trying to control your wedding day hair. Our server is a safe space where you can express yourself without judgment. Plus, we have virtual weddings where you can customize your avatar’s hair however you please, no meddling moms allowed!
So come on over and let your hair down (literally) on our server. Who needs family drama when you can build epic structures and explore endless worlds with friends who support your natural beauty? See you there!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of wild chickens start attacking you! But don’t worry, these chickens are armed with swords and are ready to battle. Can you defeat them and claim their loot?
Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves to impress the Enderman DJ.
And if that’s not enough, we have a special event where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race through obstacle courses in the sky. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.
So why wait? Join our server now for the craziest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!