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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 8266 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 37 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how our resident builder accidentally turned their house into a giant chicken coop because they thought it would attract more players. Spoiler alert: it didn’t, but now we have chickens running amok everywhere!
And don’t even get me started on the time our fearless leader tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it would fly like a magical unicorn. Let’s just say it didn’t end well, but hey, at least we got some bacon out of it!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us! Just remember, if my grandma had a cock and balls, she’d probably be the reigning champion of our server’s annual pig racing competition. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!