On our server, you won’t have to deal with water outages or passive-aggressive silent treatments. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds without anyone telling you how to live your life. Plus, if your parents try to join the server, we have a special “Parent-Free Zone” where they can’t bother you with their drama.
So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server where you can be the master of your own destiny and leave the real-world family drama behind. Trust me, it’s way more fun than dealing with controlling parents and their never-ending power struggles. Let’s build a world where you can truly be free!
On our server, you can attend as many weddings as you want without worrying about conflicting dates or family expectations. Plus, bring your toddler along for the ride – we have plenty of safe areas for them to play and explore while you build your dream Minecraft world.
Don’t let family pressure ruin your gaming experience – join our server and let the only drama be whether to mine for diamonds or build a castle!
But the real excitement comes with our in-game weddings. Get ready to witness a September wedding like no other, where the guests are required to wear autumn colors. Except for one guest who decides to show up in highlighter pink prom dress, causing chaos and confusion. Will the wedding be ruined by this fashion faux pas? Only time will tell!
And don’t even get us started on the post-ceremony family photoshoot drama. One player is determined to have a full family photoshoot with her children and husband, stealing the spotlight from the newlyweds. Will the bride put her foot down and say no to this outrageous request? Find out on our server!
Join now for a wedding experience you won’t forget, filled with pastel colors, glam makeup, and family photo shoot showdowns. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?
Witness the intense story of a 22-year-old Minecraft player who has to decide between supporting his paralyzed stepfather or cutting off his 62-year-old mother. Will he choose family or his own future? Find out on our server!
With siblings who are too busy with their own lives to help, it’s up to you to make the tough decisions. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or the villain who causes chaos in this family saga?
Join now for a chance to be the valedictorian of our server and show off your Minecraft skills while navigating through this insane family drama. Don’t miss out on the most outrageous Minecraft server experience yet!
Join us and leave all the jeet drama behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world filled with crazy creatures and endless possibilities. Build your dream castle, mine for rare resources, or just chill with your new Minecraft buddies.
And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a European woman in the game who will finally make your jeet friend jealous enough to stop his incel nonsense. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!
Reasons to join: 1. Help us build a virtual lawnmower to tackle those pixelated grassy fields. 2. Take on the role of the edging/trimming expert and show off your landscaping skills. 3. Avoid family drama by escaping into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations.
Come join us and let’s mow down some fun together! Just remember, in our world, the grass is always greener on the other side…until you cut it.
Join us and build your dream home, just like this player’s dream of buying a home with his girlfriend. Who needs real estate when you can create your own virtual paradise?
Explore our server and make new friends, because let’s face it, sometimes it’s easier to make friends with pixels than with real people. Plus, you won’t have to choose between your virtual family and your virtual girlfriend – they can all live happily ever after in your Minecraft world!
So why wait? Join our server today and start crafting your own happily ever after, one block at a time. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond ring hidden deep within the mines!
oh, and get this, the admin of the server once challenged a wither to a dance off and won. true story, bro. now the wither is the official DJ of the server, spinning sick beats all night long.
and don’t even get me started on the players. we got a dude who built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks, and another guy who tamed a dragon and rides it around like it’s no big deal. it’s like a circus meets a rave meets a medieval fantasy land.
so if you wanna join the most epic, insane, off-the-walls minecraft server of all time, hit us up. but be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. it’s that addictive, man.
build a house out of marshmallows and watch as it attracts a herd of rainbow sheep. go on quests to find the legendary golden potato and battle the evil chicken overlords who are trying to take over the server.
don’t worry about griefers, we have a team of ninja pandas who will protect your precious builds with their lives. join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. remember, exact change makes no cents on this server!
| Java or Bedrock | Java 1.21 |
|---|---|
| Realm/Server/World | Server |
| Number of players | Any |
| Length of Play Session | 1-5 hours |
| Gametype | Survival |
| Language | English |
| IP | burnedsmp.minekeep.gg |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/JsPbHEQTpP |
Yes, you will need to link your Minecraft account to Discord in order to join the server. However, it is a simple verification process and does not involve any security risks.
There is no set limit on the number of players allowed on the server, so any number of players can join.
The length of play session is typically 1-5 hours, but players are encouraged to stay active during their time on the server.
The primary language spoken on the server is English.
Yes, the server is in Survival mode for players to enjoy.
Picture this: a world where zoomer latina bitches roam free, causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. But don’t worry, our based anons Jerstenz and anoyzesy are here to keep things interesting. Chat with them on Kik or Discord as you navigate through dungeons, build epic structures, and battle it out with other players.
Join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly, a wild Sony appears and starts moneyhatting games from Nintendo and Microsoft! The drama! The suspense! Who will come out on top in this epic battle of the gaming giants?
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of gamers who are plotting to overthrow Sony and take back the games for themselves. Will you join forces with them or will you pledge your allegiance to Sony and reap the rewards of their moneyhatting ways?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of Sony’s moneyhatting madness firsthand! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of gaming shenanigans?
Reasons to join our server: – Witness the epic battle between a shallow MIL and a father who refuses to let her show off only one of their children. – Experience the thrill of standing up for what’s right, even if it means causing family drama in the virtual world. – Help our daughter come into her own and show the world that being different is beautiful. – Explore our server and discover unique features just like our good-looking son with an exotic mix of races.
Join now and be a part of the craziest family drama Minecraft server has ever seen!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Age Gap Village, where couples with an age gap of 10+ years live in harmony and build pixelated love nests together. Who knew that virtual romance could be so scandalous and hilarious at the same time?
So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even find your own age-gap soulmate among the chaos and madness.
