And like, there’s this rumor that if you join the server, you’ll be able to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil creepers! Like, how insane is that?! You’ll be like a superhero riding a bacon-powered jetpack, saving the world one block at a time!
Plus, there’s this secret underground base where all the players gather to have epic dance parties and roast marshmallows over lava pits. It’s like, the coolest hangout spot in the entire Minecraft universe!
So like, don’t miss out on all the wacky adventures and hilarious moments waiting for you on this totally bonkers Minecraft SMP! Join now and prepare for the most ridiculous and fun-filled gaming experience of your life! YOLO, amirite?! 🤪🤣 #MinecraftMadness #PiggyPower
Join us and build your own virtual home where no in-laws can barge in and rearrange your furniture without permission. Say goodbye to pesky family members smacking your virtual cats or trying to give your Minecraft baby rum.
On our server, you can create your own culture and traditions without anyone forcing you to bow on hands and knees in a rush. We respect all cultures, even the made-up ones!
So come on over and let your creativity run wild. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server? Join now and leave the in-laws behind!
We got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box, I’m talking bling bling for days.
The mobs on this server are so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius.
And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like a medieval showdown on steroids.
Plus, the community is lit AF, you’ll never be bored with all the crazy shenanigans going on.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!
our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of American food, all banned in North Korea. from hamburgers to apple pie, we’ve got it all! join us and indulge in the forbidden pleasures of ‘treasonous’ American cuisine.
if you’re feeling rebellious, join our hot dog revolution and fight against the tyranny of North Korea’s anti-hot dog laws. together, we can overthrow the oppressive regime and establish a new world order where hot dogs reign supreme!
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the hot dog revolution begin!
Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you feel like you’re part of one big, dysfunctional family.
Who needs diamonds when you can have friendships that last a lifetime? So come on down to our server and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your sanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between a panda and a polar bear, then this is the place for you. our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the chaos.
we have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server, but don’t worry, they’re just fluffy rebels with a cause.
so if you’re tired of the same old boring minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity. trust us, you won’t regret it.
join this server for the wildest, most ballin’ time of your life. we’ve got lemurs with massive balls, crazy adventures, and more diamonds than you can shake a stick at. seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out on the lemur testicle extravaganza of a lifetime.
come join us and witness the lemur ball magic for yourself. you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, who knows? lemurs are unpredictable creatures, man.
| Welcome to Bloom SMP |
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| The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships. |
| IP | play.bloomsmp.net |
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| Joinable versions | 1.9 – 1.20.6 |
| Features |
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| Anti griefing |
| Cross play |
| A welcoming community |
| An active Discord |
| A friendly staff team |
| Regular events |
| Additional Information |
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| Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out. |
| Website: https://bloomsmp.net |
| Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp |
A: No, Bloom SMP has anti-griefing measures in place to ensure a positive playing experience for all.
A: Yes, Bloom SMP supports cross play, allowing players on different platforms to join the server.
A: Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy.
A: You can reach out to the friendly staff team on Discord or through the in-game chat for assistance.
A: Bloom SMP is not modded, but it does utilize gameplay enhancing plugins to enrich the playing experience.
Join us for epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and strut your stuff like a Minecraft supermodel. Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Our server hosts weekly drag queen dance parties where you can boogie down with your blocky buddies.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Drag Queen Dragon, a majestic creature who spits glitter instead of fire. Defeat her in battle and earn the title of Drag Queen Slayer – the most fabulous title in all of Minecraft history.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let your inner drag queen shine! Remember, in this world, it’s slay or be slayed – oh wait, not a drag queen!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were surrounded by a group of friendly players who were all just as eager to fap together. They built a giant monument dedicated to the joys of fappin’, complete with a fountain that spurted out lube instead of water. It was a sight to behold.
But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find special events like the “What’re ya buying? hehehe” edition, where players can trade rare items for even rarer… um, services. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of excitement on any other Minecraft server.
So come join us on /ftt/ – Fapping Together Thread, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe your internet connection. 😉
Watch as tensions rise over the definition of family and blood connections, all while trying to survive and thrive in the blocky world of Minecraft. Will love conquer all, or will this family feud tear them apart? Join now to find out and maybe even adopt a virtual sibling of your own!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging into battle.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your creations? That’s right, no more worrying about trolls ruining your hard work – our llama squad has got your back.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! And remember, on our server, the only thing you need to “git gud” at is having a good time.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. That’s right, you’ll be playing alongside the most talented llama architects in the world.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our exclusive in-game events. From llama rodeos to diamond scavenger hunts, we’ve got activities that will make you forget all about real life. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house blown up by a sneaky creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!