Minecraft Server: No Mobs Allowed!

Allowedstrongp, emotional baggage, AITA, personal growth, Communication Issues

🎉 Welcome to Screaming Llamas Minecraft Server! 🎉

Why Choose Us? I Don’t Know, But You MUST!

Are you tired of normal servers with normal people? Join us and plunge into the abyss of pure chaos! Cows fly, the sun blinks, and sandwiches talk! You don’t know what you want but you need it. Trust me, or don’t. Your call!

Server Features (or are they nightmares?)

Feature	Description
Casual Lava Swims	Get your toes charred! Lava is now a spa treatment. Bring your own aloe!
Endless Parrots	Parrots that shout your secrets! Hope you like surprises at 3 AM!
Quest for the Missing Sandwich	Lost? Found? Who cares! Every sandwich has a story… That’s a lie…
Weather Gone Wild	Enjoy spontaneous tornadoes and snowstorms of jelly beans! Diet fun!
Invisible Ducks	They quack, but mostly just haunt your dreams. More like ‘quack-ntine’!!
Crafting With Cats	Did you want a sword? No! You get a fluffy fiasco instead!

Player Reviews

“I thought I lost my mind, but it turned out I just misplaced my toaster!”

“Cows in top hats saved my life! 10/10 would mooo again.”

“Why is gravity on vacation? Still trying to find my cat.”

“I literally pressed the button and the universe exploded. Chef’s kiss!”

🔔 WARNING: Caution Creepy Cabbage Alert! 🔔

Beware the lurking vegetables in the dimensional warp. They might ask for your soul or your lunch money! Can you survive the confounding chaos? Join us at your own risk. Or don’t. Consult your nearest potato for advice.

CraftyCreeper’sCuisine

indian culture, Respect, traditional food, racism, microaggressions

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all cultures and cuisines! Unlike some people’s parents who can’t handle a little spice, we encourage you to bring your unique flavors to the table.

Join us for a taste of adventure as we explore the world of Minecraft together. Just like our friend from India who tried to introduce his girlfriend’s parents to some delicious chicken curry, we promise to always appreciate and respect the diversity of our players.

So, if you’re tired of bland, “normal” servers and want to spice things up with some international flair, come join us! We promise not to make any rude comments about your food choices or cultural background. Let’s build a community where everyone feels welcome, no matter where they’re from.

Don’t be an “simple American” like those parents, be a bold explorer of new tastes and experiences. See you in the game, where the only thing that stinks is the creeper explosions!

ParaCube

Legacy, Modpack, Adventures, MAGICAL, arcane arts

ParaCube: A Wizarding Adventure Step into the magical realm of ParaCube, a BetterMC modpack server with a twist! Immerse yourself in a world of mystical wonders, featuring a vibrant purple-and-white wizard theme that sets the stage for epic adventures.

Key Features:

Custom Quests & Spells: Unleash your inner mage with custom spells, enchantments, and challenges. Exploration Galore: Discover enhanced biomes, mysterious dungeons, and rare loot. Community-Driven Fun: Join a welcoming and active community of adventurers and builders. Performance Optimized: Smooth gameplay for all players, ensuring magical battles and grand builds run seamlessly. IP: 185.83.155.31:25598 Discord: https://discord.gg/VggedVrD

Gather your friends, build your legacy, and master the arcane arts. The world of ParaCube awaits!

45.143.199.135:25568

Schizo Craft

Survival, Anarchy, teamwork, Raw, free

Welcome to our Semi-Anarchy Minecraft Survival Server! Embrace a truly free and raw survival experience with minimal plugins, where the world is your playground. No fancy commands, just pure Minecraft survival with the freedom to build, explore, and conquer. PvP is always on, so watch your back—griefing is allowed, but so is teamwork. With no rules to hold you back, forge your own path in this ever-changing world. Whether you’re looking to thrive alone, form alliances, or engage in epic battles, our server offers an immersive survival environment where anything can happen. Join now and survive the chaos!

mc.schizocraft.site

Thalassa Server

Plugins, Bans, new, Thalassa, Minecraft

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	Theserverwont.work
Essential Info	Thalassa anarchy server Runs in 1.19 (No chat reporting/best overall mod compatibility) Essential plugins only (Anti lag/Chat mechanics) etc. Server/world are still somewhat brand new No Bans, No rules, ever. Do as you will. Altered vanilla world generation (Server runs Terralith with world gen data pack) No downloads required to join or play the server EVER Running in 1.19 (was chosen for maximum compatibility with client side mods)
More Detailed Description	Thalassa is a newer anarchy server built by long time anarchy player Blu217 (Blu218) purely designed with the idea of keeping vanilla anarchy minecraft versatile, reliable, and engaging. The server is made with very basic plugins for the best performance and stability while also offering new world generation as an experiment to break the monotony of exploring a regular vanilla minecraft world. The server runs the popular world gen datapacks: Terralith, Incendium, and Nullscape all made by stardust labs, which offers 100’s of new biomes, builds, and places of interest all within the three dimensions of the vanilla game. (Overworld, End, Nether)

More info about these world generation datapacks can be found here.

All that I ask of new players is: Do not break real world laws. Do not intentionally try to lag the server. And please, do give it a try. I think you will find this server has something for everyone.

Thanks for your time, Hope you come check it out. Blu218.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No, there are no bans or rules. Players are free to do as they will.
Is there any chat reporting system?	No, there is no chat reporting system in place.
What version does the server run on?	The server runs on Minecraft version 1.19 for maximum compatibility with client-side mods.
Are there any required downloads to join the server?	No, there are no downloads required to join or play on the server.

Lost Odyssey Realms 1.21.2

1.21.2, odyssey, anonymous user, Enchanting, SWEET

Hey you! Yeah, you! Do you like cute stuff? Do you like building cute things in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join our server and experience a world filled with adorable animals, colorful flowers, and the cutest pixel art you’ve ever seen!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has the fluffiest clouds, the most kawaii villages, and even a secret garden filled with magical creatures!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and unleash your inner cuteness on our server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCopsVsAuntKaren

Innocence, Burglary, family dynamics, Communication, aunt

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t give you the adrenaline rush you need? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate thrill ride!

Join our server for heart-pounding adventures that will have you hiding in a virtual wardrobe with a butter knife and deodorant, ready to defend yourself against imaginary robbers! Just like the time when I (13 f) thought I was facing a real-life burglary in Spain, but it turned out to be my aunt doing the dishes! Talk about a plot twist!

But that’s not all! Our server is so intense, the police might even get involved (just like they did with my aunt)! So come join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

KindStrangerMC SMP

Generosity, compassion, random acts of kindness, Uplifting, selfless

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a magical land where unicorns fart rainbows and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up! One time, I was building a giant statue of a potato and this random player came up to me and gave me a stack of diamond blocks just because they thought my potato statue was epic! Like, who does that?! And then another time, I was lost in the Nether and this stranger built a whole roller coaster to guide me back to safety, it was wild! So if you wanna experience the most unexpected acts of kindness from complete strangers while building epic potato statues, you gotta join this server ASAP! Trust me, it’s lit AF!

CraftyTrump’sGOPCritique

political affiliations, political commentary, political party dynamics, donald trump, bipartisan perspective

Imagine a world where Donald Trump is a Democrat… oh wait, you don’t have to imagine because on our Minecraft server, anything is possible! Join us and witness the chaos as Trump builds walls to keep out the creepers and tries to negotiate trade deals with the villagers. Will he still have his signature combover? Will he tweet in ALL CAPS about his latest mining adventures? Only one way to find out – join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs politics when you have Minecraft?

TrudeauCraft2023

Legacy, not running, Canadian Prime Minister, Canadian politics, political news

so like, justin trudeau is like, peace out y’all, i’m not gonna be a mp anymore. but like, who cares about that when you can join this minecraft server that is like, the bomb diggity.

we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. if you join, you might even get a chance to ride a unicorn through a rainbow.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super secret.

so forget about justin trudeau, come join our server and have the time of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Cultural Disrespect

🎉 Welcome to *Screaming Llamas* Minecraft Server! 🎉