Minecraft Server: No Mobs Allowed!

family travel conflict, international travel, Allowedstrongp, Assertiveness, mother-daughter relationship

🎉 Welcome to Screaming Llamas Minecraft Server! 🎉

Why Choose Us? I Don’t Know, But You MUST!

Are you tired of normal servers with normal people? Join us and plunge into the abyss of pure chaos! Cows fly, the sun blinks, and sandwiches talk! You don’t know what you want but you need it. Trust me, or don’t. Your call!

Server Features (or are they nightmares?)

Feature	Description
Casual Lava Swims	Get your toes charred! Lava is now a spa treatment. Bring your own aloe!
Endless Parrots	Parrots that shout your secrets! Hope you like surprises at 3 AM!
Quest for the Missing Sandwich	Lost? Found? Who cares! Every sandwich has a story… That’s a lie…
Weather Gone Wild	Enjoy spontaneous tornadoes and snowstorms of jelly beans! Diet fun!
Invisible Ducks	They quack, but mostly just haunt your dreams. More like ‘quack-ntine’!!
Crafting With Cats	Did you want a sword? No! You get a fluffy fiasco instead!

Player Reviews

“I thought I lost my mind, but it turned out I just misplaced my toaster!”

“Cows in top hats saved my life! 10/10 would mooo again.”

“Why is gravity on vacation? Still trying to find my cat.”

“I literally pressed the button and the universe exploded. Chef’s kiss!”

🔔 WARNING: Caution Creepy Cabbage Alert! 🔔

Beware the lurking vegetables in the dimensional warp. They might ask for your soul or your lunch money! Can you survive the confounding chaos? Join us at your own risk. Or don’t. Consult your nearest potato for advice.

CraftyCreeper’sCuisine

racism, social norms, microaggressions, indian culture, Confrontation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all cultures and cuisines! Unlike some people’s parents who can’t handle a little spice, we encourage you to bring your unique flavors to the table.

Join us for a taste of adventure as we explore the world of Minecraft together. Just like our friend from India who tried to introduce his girlfriend’s parents to some delicious chicken curry, we promise to always appreciate and respect the diversity of our players.

So, if you’re tired of bland, “normal” servers and want to spice things up with some international flair, come join us! We promise not to make any rude comments about your food choices or cultural background. Let’s build a community where everyone feels welcome, no matter where they’re from.

Don’t be an “simple American” like those parents, be a bold explorer of new tastes and experiences. See you in the game, where the only thing that stinks is the creeper explosions!

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Shaolin

No Griefing, No hacking, Discord, Economy, survival minecraft

Harder Vanilla Survival. Give yourself a tougher challenge and meet some awesome friends along the way. We’re a small group of people from around the world that like to play survival minecart and have fun together. Join us!

What makes Shaolin unique?– Large Biomes with reduce structure generation in the overworld. (Strongholds, Spawners, Nether, and End remain unchanged)– New 1.21 villager trade rebalance active.– Do what you want. Build Farms, have a store, fight the Ender Dragon, fly with Elytra.

Pop in to say hello and look around. If you like what you see, then go find some land and build a home! The goal is to create a server full of honest friends, epic builds, an economy, and a place of dreams. Come show off your building skills, meet new friendly people, and play some Survival Minecraft. Come to Shaolin!

Don’t forget to join the Discord. As a protection against griefing, the server is backed up regularly.

Rules-Do not Hack, Cheat, Xray, Grief, Spam, Steal, or otherwise annoy us or you will be banned Please be respectful and clean up after yourselfPvP is allowed but only if both players are willing

shaolin.landoscloud.com

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The Land of Stealing Wishes – Not So Vanilla Edition

crystal, Start, Community, Players, Survival

WishSteal SMP Server Overview

Server Name	WishSteal SMP
Server Type	Lifesteal
Joining Requirement	Real Account Only
Rules	Griefing and stealing allowed; crystal PvP not allowed
Discord Server	https://discord.gg/zRvsEdMp

FAQ

Q: When will the server start?

A: The server will start when we reach about 10-15 members.

Q: Are there specific rules I need to follow?

A: Yes, all the rules can be found in the smp-rules channel in the Discord server linked above.

Q: What type of players are you looking for?

A: We are looking for both average players and dedicated players who are willing to commit to the server.

CraftyPlan Minecraft Server

CraftyPlan, scheme, #Intention, strategic planning, entire time

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that have the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against a horde of evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that sings Justin Bieber songs. Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have been plotting world domination since the beginning of time?

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic dance battles with creepers, go on quests to find the legendary golden potato, and even attend a weekly tea party with the Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community you’ll ever experience. Remember, it was the plan the entire time. 😉🐔🚀

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CraftyNazi Minecraft Server

Janny, Victory, Dead, CraftyNazi, Rise

Join our Minecraft server and help bring Hitler back to life! Every time you mine a diamond, Hitler’s spirit grows stronger. Every time you defeat a zombie, you’re one step closer to the New Golden Age for humanity. And if you build a fortress strong enough, you may just summon Hitler himself to guide you to victory. Join us, brothers, and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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NephewNeedsMoreMinecraft

Routine, free babysitting, family, time consuming, Exams

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from all your real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where you can escape from all the baby mama drama and dead boyfriend shenanigans!

Join us and build your own virtual family with your Minecraft pals. No need to worry about unplanned pregnancies or screen time addictions here – just pure, unadulterated block-building fun!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of taking care of nephews, studying for exams, or dealing with family drama. So come on over and let loose in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

Plus, we offer free babysitting services in-game, so you can focus on building your dream castle without any interruptions. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave all your real-life troubles behind!

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LifeSucksMC Server

disillusionment with life, realization, finding out the hard way, coping with disappointment, Disappointment

Are you tired of mining for hours only to be blown up by a creeper? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, life doesn’t just suck – it blows! Literally, we have a custom plugin that blows you away every time you respawn just for the fun of it.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our weekly “Build Battle” where you have to construct a giant toilet out of diamond blocks? The winner gets a prize of… well, nothing really, but bragging rights are priceless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Party Dungeon” where you can boogie down with skeletons and creepers to the latest hits from the Note Block DJ. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco ball room hidden deep within the mines.

So come join us on our server and discover a whole new world of chaos, laughter, and pure Minecraft madness. Who knew that life sucking could be so much fun?

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MineCraftJobSwitcher

job dissatisfaction, Burnout, conflicts with coworkers, micromanagement, constant stress

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in someone else’s base? Do you dream of a world where pigs can fly and zombies breakdance? Then it’s time to join our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

Join us if you want to ride llamas into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself logs on to ask for building tips. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the ability to turn your enemies into adorable baby pandas.

So what are you waiting for? Quit your day job and come join us on the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will).

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HouthisGonnaHate Minecraft Server

Yemen, regional tensions, iran, Conflict, international relations

come join our epic minecraft server where we launch retaliatory strikes against houthis backed by iran!! build your own bunker and defend against incoming missiles! team up with israeli forces and take down the enemy with epic explosions and intense battles! join now for the ultimate war experience in minecraft!!

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Cultural Disrespect

🎉 Welcome to *Screaming Llamas* Minecraft Server! 🎉