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  • 9/11 Date Confusion

    9/11 Date Confusion
    OMG u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk, it’s like a disco farm up in here! and the creepers? oh man, they do stand-up comedy on the weekends, they’re a real blast!

    but wait, there’s more! our diamond pickaxes have magical powers, they can summon rainbows and unicorns to follow u around all day. and our villagers? they throw the best parties, u won’t believe the dance moves they bust out!

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair where u can find treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? yeah, it’s like a pirate’s paradise down there, just watch out for the lava pits and zombie mermaids.

    so come on down to our server, where every day is a crazy adventure and u never know what’s gonna happen next! join us now and let the madness begin!

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  • PeePee Palace

    PeePee Palace
    come join our epic minecraft server where we pee outside like true warriors! forget about boring bathrooms, we embrace the call of nature in all its glory. build your own pee shrine and show off your mad skills to the world. join us now for a pee-tastic adventure like no other!

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  • BroWedding vs. BroCeremony Minecraft Server

    BroWedding vs. BroCeremony Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of sticking to your original plans, just like this bride-to-be! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and family feud, just like in this crazy story.

    Reasons to join our server:
    – Experience the thrill of choosing between your wedding date and your brother’s spiritual milestone
    – Enjoy the chaos of family drama and rifts over important life events
    – Witness the epic battle of “party” vs spiritual journey
    – Get a taste of what it’s like to be accused of being selfish for not changing your plans
    – Explore the world of Minecraft while questioning if you’re being too rigid or unreasonable

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community that understands the struggle of balancing family expectations and personal milestones. Join us now and let the madness begin!

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  • NoobCryLingoFamLOL

    NoobCryLingoFamLOL
    Are you tired of feeling left out at family dinners because you can’t speak your native language fluently? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where language barriers don’t exist! Our virtual world is a place where everyone speaks the same language – Minecraftian! No need to worry about Mandarin lessons or feeling left out at the dinner table ever again.

    Imagine a world where you can communicate with everyone effortlessly, where the only language you need to know is the language of building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Say goodbye to awkward family gatherings where you struggle to understand what’s being said – on our server, the only thing you’ll struggle with is deciding which block to use next!

    Join us now and experience a world where language barriers are a thing of the past. Who needs Mandarin lessons when you can be a Minecraft master instead? Let’s build, explore, and laugh together in a world where the only language you need to know is the language of fun!

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  • SisFreeRehearsalDin

    SisFreeRehearsalDin
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of OP’s sister and her Middle Eastern adventures.

    Forget about building blocks, on our server, you’ll be building bridges between family members who are more divided than the Nether and the Overworld. Can you navigate through the drama and chaos to come out on top?

    With more plot twists than a soap opera, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. Join now and see if you can handle the madness! Just remember, in this world, alliances can shift as quickly as sand in a desert storm.

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  • NoOffensePlz Minecraft SMP

    NoOffensePlz Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being judged for your unconventional love of pineapple on pizza? Do you find yourself perplexed by society’s aversion to wearing socks with sandals? Look no further, because on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate all things wacky and weird! Join us and let your freak flag fly high as we build a world where pineapple pizza is the norm and socks with sandals are the height of fashion. Embrace your inner oddball and join us for a wild ride of creativity and chaos!

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  • CraftyLoveLand

    CraftyLoveLand
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the drama and hypotheticals of real life relationships! Join us and build your dream world where you never have to worry about settling in a third world country for love.

    On our server, you can create your own paradise away from unsafe environments and unreliable extended family members. Say goodbye to dealing with visa and loan setbacks, because in our world, anything is possible!

    Don’t let anyone call you an asshole for wanting to live in a better place, because here, we support your decision to prioritize your safety and happiness. Build your future without any dealbreakers holding you back, and let your creativity run wild in a world where you make the rules.

    So why wait? Join our server now and start crafting your happily ever after, one block at a time!

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  • CryCraftSwedeSass

    CryCraftSwedeSass
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from tense family situations like the one described above! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with crazy Swedish songs that won’t offend anyone’s elderly relatives.

    Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time, without worrying about accidentally triggering a family feud. Plus, our foreign exchange students are all well-versed in appropriate birthday songs, so you can rest assured that no one will storm out in a fit of rage.

    So come join us for a fun-filled experience that will leave you laughing and wondering why you ever considered singing questionable songs in the first place. Who knew Minecraft could be such a great therapy session for family drama? Join now and leave the drama behind!

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  • SovietCraft: Escape the West!

    SovietCraft: Escape the West!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we make escaping from ‘destructive’ western values as easy as eating a potato! in mother russia, we do not make you fill out boring paperwork or wait in long lines, we just hand you a pickaxe and send you on your way to build a new life in our pixelated paradise.

    on our server, you can escape the capitalist pigs and embrace the true communist spirit by working together with your comrades to build glorious monuments and structures. forget about the western materialism, on our server, diamonds are shared equally among all players and everyone gets a fair chance to thrive.

    join us now and experience the true freedom of mother russia, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of lag, but who cares when you’re living in a communist utopia?) come build, survive, and overthrow the bourgeoisie with us! da, comrade, da!

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  • CraftyCultureShock

    CraftyCultureShock
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like traveling to a whole new world! The biggest culture shock you’ll experience here is when you realize that pigs can talk and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and wacky adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret village of llamas who are actually undercover spies plotting to take over the server! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

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