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CarlinCraft: Comedy & Creativity

CarlinCraft, comedian, comedy, comedy genius., comedy legend, controversial, counterculture, creativity, cultural critic, free speech, george carlin, humor, Iconoclast, influential, Irreverent, legend, legendary comedian, observational humor, Political satire, satire, social commentary, stand up, Thought-provoking

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7132
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Potions Brewed:	166	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Do you love George Carlin as much as we do? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can build a shrine dedicated to the comedy legend himself! Join us for epic building contests where you can recreate George Carlin’s most iconic moments in block form. Plus, rumor has it that George Carlin’s ghost haunts our server, telling jokes and giving out diamond blocks to lucky players. So come join us for a laugh and a good time on our George Carlin-themed Minecraft server!

MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

Adults, advice, aita, blended family, Bonding, Communication, dad, family dynamics, family unit, father figure, hurtful, mom, MomAndHubbysMinecraftServer, parenting, parents, relationships, Stepbrother, stepdad, stepfamily, Trust

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3173
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

NoGirlLeftBehindMC

baby, bitter, Breakup, Cheating, christmas, DATING, ENGAGEMENT, Etiquette, Excluding, exclusion, friend group, Gifts, Incident, Marriage, NoGirlLeftBehindMC, Pregnancy, relationships, single girl, social cues, Tiffany, wedding reception

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2617
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	444	Enchantments Applied:	178
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

DumbGeniusMC SMP

arrogance, cognitive bias, Communication, Conflict Resolution, critical thinking, dealing with difficult people, dealing with others, DumbGeniusMC, Ego, emotional intelligence, humility, ignorance, intelligence, intelligence levels, interpersonal relationships, people, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-perception, smp, Social Skills

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7345
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	40

Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

Billionaire or Bust

billion dollars, billionaire, Bust, chance, Decision making, Dilemma, financial freedom, Financial Security, Future, GUARANTEED, Investment, Lottery, LUCK, million dollars, MILLIONAIRE, MONEY, opportunity, Risk, success, wealth, Wealth accumulation

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9335
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

PagerWar Minecraft Server

arab-israeli conflict, Conflict, declaration of war, escalation, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, international relations, Israel, Israeli aggression, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military response, Minecraft, pager attacks, PagerWar, political tension, regional crisis, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9440
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Animals Bred:	87
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

CraftyPrideLand

activism, anti-LGBTQ+, Awareness, CraftyPrideLand, discrimination, equality, Georgian, hate crime, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, law, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Murdered, Parliament, protest, social justice, Tragedy, trans model, Transgender, violence

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2430
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

Brain, brain health, brain-gut communication, cognitive function, Craft, cutting-edge approach, Fun, Gut, gut health, gut-brain axis, gut-brain connection, gut-brain research, Land, mental health, microbial balance, Microbiome, Neuro, neurological disorders, neurological health, neurological treatment, neurology, prebiotics, probiotics, synbiotic application, synbiotic supplements, synbiotic therapy

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2743
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Players Killed by Monsters:	1728	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Towns Built:	8
Alien Abductions:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Dingo Den Junior High School

Adventure, Adventurer, Builder, collaboration, Community, creativity, customizations, Economy, education, Events, Fairness, friendship, Fun, gameplay, multiplayer, Plugins, redstone engineer, School, Staff opportunities, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	169
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

66.11.114.195:5035

Gotrix Network

1.20, Adventure, cracked server, Dive, Economy, Experience, fair play environment, Fun, Gamemodes, Gotrix Network, Join, KitPvP, Minecraft, no-cheating policy, purchase required, Server, Skyblock, SkyGens, Strict, Survival, Ultimate

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5195
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	30

Welcome to Gotrix Network!

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

92.222.153.86:52333

YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

#announcement, actress, Casting, Company, contract, decision, DELAY, Drama, Entertainment, gossip, husband, Industry, Minecraft, Move, Rumors, season 4, secret, Server, speculation, States, tv show, wrestling, YRYR, YrYrs

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7153
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!