Cultural Beauty Ideals MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BootyCraft Minecraft SMP

global perspectives, Media influence, Miss universe, ideal body type, societal norms

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing shaking is the creepers’ explosions? Well, look no further because our server is like Miss Universe’s perfect booty – round, firm, and always a sight to behold!

Join our server and experience a world where the only thing more beautiful than the landscapes are the players themselves. With buttloads of fun events, crazy challenges, and more drama than a soap opera, you’ll never want to leave!

Plus, rumor has it that the secret to unlocking the ultimate power in the game lies in finding the mystical Golden Booty – said to be hidden deep within the server by ancient Minecraft gods. Are you brave enough to embark on this cheeky quest?

So come on, don’t be a square – join our server today and get ready to shake things up in ways you never thought possible!

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UglyCraft Minecraft Server

social acceptance, unattractive traits, signs of ugliness, fashion sense, self esteem

Are you tired of being called conventionally ugly in real life? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and become the most beautiful blocky character in the virtual world! Our server is so visually stunning that even the creepers stop exploding just to admire your pixelated perfection. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll instantly gain +10 charisma and a flawless complexion. So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your real-life ugliness and hello to your new blocky beauty on our server!

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Screaming Anime Girl Minecraft Server

anime girl manga, video game, anime girl Japanese, anime girl game, Character

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have a special feature called “screaming anime girl: the game”! Join us for the chance to hear ear-piercing screams of anime girls every time you mine a diamond or slay a zombie. It’s like a virtual concert in your ears!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary “Twerking Enderman”, who will shake his pixelated booty for your entertainment. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by the Creeper DJ.

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pair of noise-canceling headphones!

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Bill’s Hype Minecraft SMP – Josh’s Pranksters

AFC East, sports, sports media, football, super bowl

Are you tired of being let down by your teammates in Minecraft? Join our SMP where we guarantee that you will never be disappointed by your fellow players! Just like Josh Allen in the playoffs, you will be surrounded by a team that will always have your back…even if they have to build a fortress around you to protect you from creepers. So come join us and experience the thrill of victory without the agony of defeat!

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MarryMe4MyDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

loyalty, Shared values, sense of humor, Confidence, communication skills

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?)

Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken dance party. Yes, you read that right. Chickens dancing. And not just any chickens, but chickens wearing top hats and monocles.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderdragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every player gets their own personal llama butler who will fetch them snacks and build them elaborate sandcastles on command. Who needs a spouse when you have a llama butler, are we right?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with a creeper wearing a bowtie. Hey, stranger things have happened in Minecraft!

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VotePurgeCraft

general election, Democracy, voting rights, Electoral Process, voter rolls

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the only way to win is by purging voter rolls! That’s right, we’ve turned politics into a Minecraft mini-game where Republicans are the ultimate champions.

Join us as we race against the clock to delete as many voters as possible before the general election. But be careful, the Democrats are lurking around every corner trying to stop us. Will you be the hero that saves the election for the GOP, or will you be defeated by the evil forces of democracy?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the voter purging begin!

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NukeCraft: Submarine Sunk!

Underwater, warship, Chinese, Sinking, naval forces

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have a Chinese nuclear submarine that sinks every time you log in! It’s like a mini underwater adventure every time you play. Swim with the fishes and try to find the lost treasure before the submarine blows up again! Who needs navy expansion when you have us? Join now for a sinking good time!

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Synced Clocks, Delayed TVs

Technology, Time, television, tvs, delayed

come join our epic minecraft server where time is all wacky and wild just like those olden days when people couldn’t sync their clocks right! we got sports wins happening at the same time on TV but with digital delays! it’s like a time warp of chaos and confusion, but in a fun minecraft world! join us for a wild ride of wonky time and crazy celebrations! who needs accurate clocks when you can have a blast with us?!

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BlockyRainbowPrideLand

LGBTQ support, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ+ wellbeing, Straight..

come join dis crazy minecraft server where we protect our LGBTQ+ homies from late-life depression, dementia, and stroke! we got rainbow sheep, sparkly unicorns, and a secret potion that makes you immune to stress! we even have a rainbow rollercoaster that will make you forget all your worries! join us and let’s fight off those bad vibes together!

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❤️ ULTRATECH 🔥 NEW TECHNOLOGIES 🔥 WIP 10.05 Minecraft server

Minecraft, Mods, MODERN, Innovative, HiTech

❤️ UltraTech 1.20.1 is a server of innovative technologies and capabilities. Thanks to the modern version of the game, the gameplay seems more interesting and exciting than ever! Author’s developments, crafts changed beyond recognition, a large number of different mods and well-developed quest lines!

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