Cultural Beauty Ideals MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BootyCraft Minecraft SMP

BootyCraft, beauty standards, body shaming, ideal body type, self esteem

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing shaking is the creepers’ explosions? Well, look no further because our server is like Miss Universe’s perfect booty – round, firm, and always a sight to behold!

Join our server and experience a world where the only thing more beautiful than the landscapes are the players themselves. With buttloads of fun events, crazy challenges, and more drama than a soap opera, you’ll never want to leave!

Plus, rumor has it that the secret to unlocking the ultimate power in the game lies in finding the mystical Golden Booty – said to be hidden deep within the server by ancient Minecraft gods. Are you brave enough to embark on this cheeky quest?

So come on, don’t be a square – join our server today and get ready to shake things up in ways you never thought possible!

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UglyCraft Minecraft Server

conventionally ugly, cultural beauty ideals, Minecraft, personal grooming, facial features

Are you tired of being called conventionally ugly in real life? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and become the most beautiful blocky character in the virtual world! Our server is so visually stunning that even the creepers stop exploding just to admire your pixelated perfection. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll instantly gain +10 charisma and a flawless complexion. So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your real-life ugliness and hello to your new blocky beauty on our server!

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Elon’s Drug Test: FOIA Edition

public records, whistleblower protection, public scrutiny, FOIA, elon musk

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wondered what Elon Musk’s drug test results would look like? Well, on our server, you can find out! Join us and uncover the secrets of this mysterious tech genius. Will he pass with flying colors or will he be caught red-handed? Only one way to find out – join our server now! Plus, rumor has it that Elon himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might even get the chance to mine diamonds with the man himself. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

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EUcraft: Tariff Trouble

Politics, European Commission, Trouble, Tariffs, tariffs threat

so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna put tariffs on ur stuff” and everyone is like “oh no, what do we do?” well, macron is all like “don’t worry, EU got this, we gonna stand up for ourselves and show trump who’s boss!” join our minecraft server and be part of the epic battle against trump’s tariffs! build ur own fortress and protect it from the evil tariffs that try to take over ur land! let’s show trump that EU is not to be messed with! come join us and be part of the resistance!

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Time Warp Heights

biological aging, tall people, time travel, feet, physical differences

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to this wacky Minecraft server where time is all messed up and tall players age faster than short ones! It’s like a crazy science experiment gone wrong, but in a totally hilarious way!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of growing old in Minecraft at lightning speed! Watch as your head ages faster than your feet, creating a totally bonkers look that will have everyone laughing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. From battling giant chickens to racing against time itself, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

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Omega Age Boost Server

health benefits, trial, ageing process, age, research study

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like takin’ an omega-3 pill every day, but for yo Minecraft soul, ya know? It’s gonna slow down yo ageing process in da game, like you gonna be playin’ for years and still feelin’ fresh as a daisy. We talkin’ ’bout rejuvenating yo biological age in da game, like you gonna be playin’ for three years and still lookin’ like a Minecraft baby. So come on and join dis server, cuz we gonna keep you young and fresh in da Minecraft world, yo!

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MysticCraft Realms 1.21.1

No. 94941516, #youtube, 1.21.1, ONLINE, Video

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like right now! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and zombies do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a party in your computer screen, but with pickaxes and TNT!

And the best part? You can build your own empire, rule over your friends, and become the ultimate Minecraft overlord. Who needs real life when you can be a virtual kingpin?

So what are you waiting for? Click that link and dive headfirst into a world of blocky madness and pixelated mayhem. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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HusbandHoggingMCServer

family time, soulmate, HusbandHoggingMCServer, Tears, Attention

Are you tired of your husband ignoring you and your beautiful baby to play video games for 18 hours straight? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch as your husband becomes addicted to building virtual blocks instead of ignoring his family.

Our server is so captivating that your husband won’t even remember his friends from the military – who needs real-life friends when you have a virtual world to escape to? Plus, our community is so welcoming that he’ll never want to log off.

So say goodbye to tears and hello to endless hours of Minecraft madness! Join our server now and watch as your husband’s priorities shift from his computer screen to his loving wife and daughter. Who needs real-life relaxation when you have a blocky paradise to explore? Join us today!

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HelmetHeistCraft

dog pee, HelmetHeistCraft, Communication, moped, Gratitude

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of helmet drama like never before! Join us and immerse yourself in the epic tale of a girl who gave away her pee-smelling helmet, only to demand it back when it was fresh and clean. Will you be the hero who stands up for justice and keeps the helmet, or will you be the villain who tries to sell it for profit? The choice is yours on our server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Moped Gang, where players ride around in style and cause chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with your friends to conquer the streets, or will you go solo and carve out your own path to glory? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So come on down and join the madness on our Minecraft server – where every helmet has a story to tell, and every moped ride is an adventure waiting to happen. See you there!

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ZombieSurvivor SMP

Survival Tactics, survival plan, zombie survival guide, zombie outbreak, zombie survival plan

Lol, bro, forget about the zombie apocalypse, join our epic Minecraft SMP instead! We got creepers blowing up left and right, skeletons shooting arrows at your butt, and zombies trying to eat your face off. But don’t worry, we got diamond armor for days and enchanted weapons to slay those baddies like a boss.

Our server is lit AF, with crazy builds everywhere you look. We got a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, a sky base made entirely of TNT, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, hehe).

But the best part? Our community is like a dysfunctional family, always causing chaos and cracking jokes. You’ll never be bored with us around, that’s for sure. So come join our Minecraft SMP and get ready for the ride of your life. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good!

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