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| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 6580 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 26 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 5840 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2958 | Farms Harvested: | 318 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 | Enchantments Applied: | 219 |
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