Cult Following MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

FamousCultCraft: Block Party!

BLOCK, influential personalities, famous person cult, cult following, unusual celebrity followings

🌟 Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ve ever heard of! Step into a blocky universe where the laws of reality bend, and the pixels giggle with glee! 🎉

Ever wondered what would happen if a famous celebrity attempted to build a skyscraper made entirely of pizza? Or if a pop star had an army of enchanted llamas at their beck and call? Guess what—on this server, that’s just a Tuesday!

🐢 Join the Cult of the Mysterious Celebrity! Legend has it that long ago, a renowned singer tried to craft the world’s first diamond pizza oven but ended up summoning the ancient spirit of a 12-foot pancake instead. Now, players are drawn to this very spot, hoping to receive divine pancake wisdom! Will you churn butter for the pancake deity or let the opportunity slip through your fingers like melted cheese?

🚀 Combat the Chocolate Pirates! According to our unofficial history books, a well-known actor launched his own fleet of chocolate-covered pirates! These swashbuckling chocolatiers roam our server, stealing not just diamonds but your heart! Join a faction to either defend the sugary seas or become a pirate and plunder sweet treasures. Call your friends and convince them that chocolate is indeed the most valuable currency—good luck explaining that one in real life!

🦸‍♂️ The Quest for the Infinite Meme! To attract players, we’ve allowed a famous meme lord to create quests where you must build and defend the oddest structures possible. Ever dreamed of constructing a giant statue of a cat wearing sunglasses eating a taco? Here, dreams come true! Join the annual "Build-off of Absurdity” where the winner gets… an actual "Nyan Cat" as a companion! Just don’t ask where it came from…

✨ Epic Dance Battles with Legendary NPCs! Forget about crafting! How about throwing down some serious moves? By joining our server, you’ll unlock the Dance Floor of Destiny, where you can challenge iconic figures like a randomly generated Elvis riding a dragon while juggling Ender Pearls! Win the dance-off, and you’ll receive the one and only “Golden Jigglypuff,” a mythical item said to drip with the essence of rhythm!

So, why not escape the mundane and enter a world where pizza buildings, pancake spirits, chocolate pirates, and dancing legends are just the beginning? This server is a blocky paradise waiting for adventurers like you! Join today—crazy awaits! 🎮✨

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CultOfDiamonds Minecraft SMP

Dogma, cult following, cult mentality, fervor, Cult

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that’s like a cult but in a totally cool way. Like, people are OBSESSED with it, they sacrifice their diamond swords and chant “Creeper, oh man” at the moon every night. It’s wild, man.

So, like, if you wanna join this server, you gotta be ready for some crazy stuff. Like, one time, we had a giant chicken invasion and everyone had to fight them off with nothing but feathers and eggs. It was intense, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found full of llamas wearing top hats. Like, what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun on this server, man.

So, if you wanna join this cult…I mean, Minecraft SMP server, hit me up and I’ll send you the invite. Just be ready for some seriously wacky adventures, bro. It’s gonna be lit.

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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

modern conservatives, oil replenishable belief, anti-science, Self-publishing, Resources

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we don’t believe in climate change, vaccines, or dinosaurs! Why join us, you ask? Well, because we believe that oil is magically replenishable and that anyone who uses big words and claims to be anti-establishment will become a cult leader of “true intellectuals” without actually doing anything intellectual.

Join us for a wild ride of conspiracy theories, nonsensical debates, and a whole lot of laughs. Who needs facts and evidence when you have a group of like-minded individuals who are just as delusional as you are? So come on, hop on board the crazy train and let’s see where this wild ride takes us!

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DeerFriendMCServer

humoristic, japanese animation, Supernatural, funny, cult following

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the pixelated pigs is the community! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and more drama than a soap opera in the Nether.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our dear friend Nokotan. Legend has it that Nokotan once tamed a pack of wild wolves with nothing but a bone and a charming smile. Now, those wolves roam the server, protecting players from any danger that comes their way. Plus, Nokotan is always up for a good laugh and will keep you entertained with their hilarious antics.

But what about Jashin-chan Dropkick, you say? Well, let me tell you a secret – SNEK is where it’s at. Our server is home to the most epic snake pit you’ve ever seen, filled with slithering serpents and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you can navigate the snake pit and find the golden apple at the bottom, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So come join us on our server, where the adventures are endless and the laughter never stops. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with Nokotan and SNEK by your side?

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Crafty Creeper Chronicles: Where Final Fantasy meets blocky adventures!

Story-Driven, iconic, Great DLCs, fan favorite, RPG

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server has a good story that will make you question reality. You’ll be on the edge of your block as you uncover the mysteries of our pixelated world.

– Combat on our server is next level. You’ll be battling creepers, zombies, and even the occasional dragon with skills you never knew you had. Get ready to show off your PvP prowess!

– Our DLCs are so amazing, they’ll make other servers jealous. From magical unicorns to flying pigs, there’s no limit to the craziness you’ll find here.

– Sales on our server are so excellent, you’ll be throwing diamonds at the screen to buy all the cool gear and gadgets. Don’t worry, we accept emeralds too.

– We have a cult following that will welcome you with open arms (and possibly sacrifice a few chickens in your honor). Join us and become part of something truly special.

– And best of all, there is absolutely zero Yoshitpiss involvement. Who is Yoshitpiss? We have no idea, but we’re pretty sure you don’t want them anywhere near your Minecraft experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

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Chum Bud’s Minecraft Server

Behavior, DISRESPECTFUL, Abuse, dont, child

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t even cux the child? Well, look no further because on our server, you can cux all the children you want! Just kidding, please don’t cux the child. But seriously, our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics that will keep you laughing for hours. Join now and see why everyone is talking about our one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

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Minecraft SMP – Fapping Together Thread

explicit content, Thread, group activity, Masturbation, ftt

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, we also have a special Fapping Together Thread! That’s right, you can post lewds and talk about fappin’ and schlickin’ with your fellow players. And in our latest edition, we have a bar room breeding event where you can breed your animals in style!

Join us for a wild and wacky time as we explore the depths of Minecraft while also exploring our own depths of…well, you know. Who needs boring old survival when you can have a server where anything goes? So come on in and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection).

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BlockyBootyBumpers

personal space, movie theater boundaries, movie theater pet peeves, movie theater courtesy, seat etiquette

Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about annoying moviegoers squishing your legs! On our server, you can spread your legs as wide as you want without anyone bothering you. We guarantee that no one will lean back on you or try to take up your space. Plus, we have virtual popcorn and soda for you to enjoy while you play. So come on over and experience the ultimate comfort and relaxation in our Minecraft world!

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Crafting Chaos: Parental Failures

parental guidance, 16. Problem solving, 5. Personal finance, Parental, 15. Stress management

Are you tired of being unprepared for the real world? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and learn valuable life skills such as building, crafting, and surviving in a blocky world filled with creepers, zombies, and other crazy creatures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who will teach you the ancient art of bacon-making. Yes, you heard that right – bacon-making! Imagine the look on your parents’ faces when you come home with a plate full of delicious bacon that you made yourself in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate Minecraft master, equipped with all the skills you need to conquer the real world (and maybe even impress your parents along the way).

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SkelePetra’s Treasury

Skeletons, Jordan, burial site, archaeological site, Treasury

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got a tomb filled with a dozen skeletons found underneath the Treasury in Petra! Like, who even knew Petra had a Treasury, amirite? But wait, there’s more! These skeletons ain’t just any old boring skeletons, nah, they be party skeletons ready to dance the night away! Join da server and boogie down with these bony bois, it’s gonna be lit! Plus, rumor has it there’s hidden treasure in dat tomb, so get ready to get rich while jamming with some spooky skellies. Don’t miss out on all da fun, join now and let’s get this skeleton party started!

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