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| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 6486 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 36 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 7 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where we scam boomers with overpriced books and DVDs! But that’s not all we do – we also host epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor (just kidding, it’s actually just a potato). And don’t worry about the news not covering us – we’re too busy building giant statues of Steve riding a llama to care about mainstream media. Join us now for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few exploding sheep.
