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YumBitsGrossBits
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the food is as wild as our players! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of eating cake in tiny, bite-sized pieces but running for your life when faced with a giant, towering cake that threatens to devour you whole! Our server is full of surprises, just like that time when a player accidentally ate a whole stack of raw chicken and turned into a chicken-human hybrid. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and see what crazy food adventures await you! -
MinecraftMunchies
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only food you can eat is virtual cake! Why, you ask? Because our server is located in a magical land where all the food is made of cake and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. Join us for a sweet adventure like no other!Imagine building your dream house out of giant cake blocks and frosting roofs. And don’t worry about getting hungry, because you can just take a bite out of your walls whenever you feel peckish. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of fearless cake knights who will protect you from any creepers or zombies trying to steal your delicious treats.
So come join us on our cake-filled Minecraft server and satisfy your sweet tooth for eternity. Who needs real food when you can have cake for every meal? It’s a piece of cake to join us, so what are you waiting for?
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Zombie Buffet: Where even the master race can’t resist a snack!
Are you tired of boring food cultures on other Minecraft servers? Come join us on Minewind where we take food to a whole new level of awesomeness! Our players are always smiling and the sun is always shining because our food is just that good. Say goodbye to bland meals and hello to a world of culinary delights. Join us now and experience the joy of eating like never before! -
SovietStocksRunningLow
come join our server for a wild ride through the land of Minecraft, where you can find weapons from the Soviet era that are running out faster than a toddler on a sugar rush! we’ve got tanks, guns, and even nuclear missiles for you to play with, because who needs diamonds when you can have a nuclear explosion in your backyard?our spawn point is a replica of the Kremlin, complete with a vodka bar and dancing bears. you can even ride a bear into battle, because why walk when you can ride a bear?
we have a secret underground base where you can find rare items like Stalin’s mustache comb and Lenin’s favorite pair of socks. who knows what other treasures are hidden in the depths of our server?
join us now and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft like never before. just remember, in Soviet Russia, Minecraft plays you!
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Einstein’s Super-Loop Minecraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we have uncovered the secrets of albert einstein’s nonlocal hidden variables!!! forget about john bell’s super-deterministic loophole, we have closed that shizzz down!!! join us and discover the power of these hidden variables, and how they can lead to false positives and negatives in your minecraft adventures!!! who needs conventional science when you have our crazy server to explore?!?! join now for a mind-bending experience like no other!!! -
Newcoming Roleplay SMP
Newcoming is an RP-heavy whitelist SMP set in a medieval fantasy setting where you get to write your own story and enjoy stories created by others! Explore a vast and diverse continent where the borders between worlds have grown thinner. Are you a local traveller? A guest from another world? Would you rather settle in a kingdom or roam about, not tied down by anything? Learn from both the lands and the people and watch your story unfold.CUSTOM MAPOur map is 100% custom-built; 25k by 25k blocks total. The mainland continent covers about 19k by 14k blocks, but there are other islands out in the ocean to explore.There are a number of dungeons and other lore/quest locations with more to be added as the server goes on. Some may even be created by players themselves!
CUSTOM ITEMSWith a plethora of custom crafting and brewery recipes, our players will never run out of things to discover.
PLAYER-DRIVEN WORLDBUILDINGPlayers can create their own cities, nations and organizations, and even write the lore of our world! While there are some milestones one needs to reach to claim bigger titles (say, empire), anyone can leave a mark on this world.
CLAIMSYour builds are safe from griefing. Destruction of player-made structures can only happen if appropriate and justified in the story, if approved by the mod team. Accumulate claims blocks through playtime and protect your passion projects!
24/7 UPTIMEYou get to play no matter the timezone! While player-organized events might run at odd times if you don’t live in EU or NA, you still get to enjoy RP and worldbuilding at your own pace.
WHITELISTWe prioritize building a close-knit, friendly community of competent players over quick growth. In order to gain access to the server, you’ll have to pass our application process. Apply in our discord: discord.gg/gPX7H8U8
newcoming.net
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VacayDenier Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into lending money to your freeloading sister for her extravagant vacations? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without worrying about your sister mooching off of you. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any entitled family members telling you how to spend your hard-earned diamonds.
So come on over and join us for a stress-free gaming experience where the only loans you’ll be dealing with are from the Minecraft villagers. Sorry, Laura, but you’re on your own this time!