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  • Manifesting Against Burger Culture

    Manifesting Against Burger Culture

    New Minecraft Servers

    The Server of Eternal Nightmares: Join Now or Forever Regret Your Poor Decisions!

    Welcome, brave souls and lost wanderers! Here lies a server where reality decays and dimensional rifts open like your Aunt Bertha’s kitchen after Sunday brunch! Why join us? Because if you don’t, the gravity of your choices will crush your spirit like a soggy McMuffin! Imagine being on the frontier of a universe that oscillates between glorious creation and perilous annihilation. Yeah, that’s not just a fever dream—it’s just a Tuesday in our blocky wonderland!

    Gameplay Features You Definitely Can’t Trust!

    Feature Description
    Infinite Chicken Spawn Why mine for resources when you can lure an army of sentient poultry to do your bizarre bidding?
    Fireball Jousting Battle friends (and foes from parallel dimensions) with flaming projectiles—who says physics have to apply?
    Philosopher’s Pickaxe Digs 2 blocks but queries your life’s meaning after every swing. Decisions have consequences… or do they?!
    Transdimensional Beds Sleep and find yourself in Auschwitz—oops! Wrong reality! But that’s just a warning, not a rule!
    Gravity Shenanigans Experience everything from upside-down builds to “Why am I floating?!” moments!

    FAQ: Questions and Their 37% Answers!

    Q: Is this server safe for children? A: Children? Who needs them?! They’re all under the influence of the lurking shadow, programmed to break your blocks and your spirit! Maybe it is, or maybe it isn’t, depending on what time it is in the omniverse!

    Q: What’s the server’s IP address? A: Addresses are illusions! Like the smell of freshly baked bread in a world devoid of carbs! But just to be safe, try 404. Not Found. It’s always correct!

    Q: Can I host my own mini-games? A: Mini-games? More like mini-tyrannies! What’s yours is now the property of a third-party llama overlord. You do you; just don’t offend the llamas!

    Random Quotes from the Haunted Void:

    “Society is manifesting a stand against millennial burger restaurants!” “Imagination is a terrible thing to waste when hunger calls.” “We invented the void, and it loved us back… sort of.”

    New Minecraft Server
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  • FunTime. – . GRIFFER SURVIVE FIGHT GROW Minecraft server

    FunTime. – . GRIFFER SURVIVE FIGHT GROW Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Friends, we are glad to inform you that we have opened a new minecraft server called FunyTime! Now you have the opportunity to plunge into the exciting world of the game with us. On our server you will find many interesting and exciting mini-games, as well as cozy locations for construction and the creative process. We tried to make our server as convenient and comfortable as possible for players of all levels. Join us and have a productive and fun time with FunyTime! We look forward to seeing you on our server!

    Server: mc.FunyTime.ru

    Shop: shop.FunyTime.ru

    VK: vk.com/mc_funy_time

    mc.funytime.ru

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  • Anarchy Network

    Anarchy Network

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Anarchy Network!
      • Anarchy Network launched on October 11th, 2024, and is hosted in New York City, NY, USA.
      • The server is a Semi-Anarchy Minecraft Server designed to offer a pure, unmodified survival experience, with minimal rules and modifications to preserve the essence of Vanilla Minecraft.
      • The server is online 24/7 and you can join on any Java Minecraft version between 1.10 and 1.21.4, but its recommended to be on version 1.21.3 to avoid issues!
      • The world border is set to 2 Million blocks (4Mx4M).
      • There are no map resets, no teleporting, no P2W at all, and Griefing/PvP is completely allowed. The only non-vanilla action allowed is /spawn in order to allow players who are very far out to not be isolated from civilization. Additionally, nether roof access is allowed, phantoms are removed, and only half the people are needed to skip the night.
      • The only restrictions we have are that exploits, seed cracking/sharing, lag machines, duping, spamming and using harassment/racial slurs in chat are not allowed in order to maintain server stability.

    If the server sounds interesting to you, here is our IP and discord server!

    FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: Can I use mods on the server?

    A: Yes, you can use client-side mods that do not give you an unfair advantage, such as Optifine or minimap mods.

    Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

    A: No, there are no banned items on the server, but please adhere to the rules and restrictions mentioned above.

    Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

    A: You can report a player by directly messaging a staff member on Discord or using the /report command in-game.

    Q: Is there a way to protect my builds from griefing?

    A: No, there is no way to protect your builds from griefing as it is allowed on the server. However, you can hide your base or build underground to reduce the chances of being griefed.

    Q: Can I request a map reset?

    A: No, map resets are not allowed on the server to maintain the integrity of the survival experience. The world will not be reset unless absolutely necessary.

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  • Eternal Craft 1.20

    Eternal Craft 1.20

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s gonna have Hasu anime soon! Like, imagine building ur own anime world in Minecraft, it’s gonna be lit AF! Plus, the mobs are gonna be dressed as anime characters and the creepers will explode with kawaii sparkles! Join now before u miss out on the most epic anime Minecraft experience ever! #HasuAnimeHype

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  • StepMomSisGriefCraft

    StepMomSisGriefCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

    Just like the player in this story, you’ll experience family drama, unexpected turns, and jaw-dropping revelations. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the excitement right in the world of Minecraft?

    Join now and immerse yourself in a world where anything can happen, from secret pregnancies to family feuds. Don’t miss out on the drama – join our server today and start your own epic Minecraft story!

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  • MineCraftLifeProTips

    MineCraftLifeProTips

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old advice like “build a house” and “mine for diamonds”? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with some truly outrageous life advice! Join us and learn important lessons like “always bring a llama to a creeper fight” and “never trust a chicken wearing a top hat”. Our community is full of quirky characters and wild adventures just waiting for you to dive in and join the fun. So why wait? Join our server today and start living life to the fullest (and most ridiculous) extent possible!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • WHOaCraft2020

    WHOaCraft2020

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re in this crazy world where trump is like, “nah, i’m not leaving WHO anymore, i’m staying!” and everyone is like, “whaaaat? that’s insane!” but that’s just the beginning, bro.

    on this server, you can build a giant wall around your base and make creepers pay for it. you can ride llamas into battle against evil villagers who are trying to steal all your diamonds. and get this, there’s a secret underground bunker where herobrine hangs out and tells you jokes about chickens crossing the road.

    plus, there’s a mini-game where you have to navigate a maze filled with lava and zombie pigmen while wearing a pumpkin on your head. and if you win, you get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies. it’s lit, fam.

    so come join us on this wild ride of a server where anything can happen, even trump changing his mind about leaving WHO. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

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  • Pookie Town

    Pookie Town

    New Minecraft Servers

    Pookie Town 1.21 Server Overview

    Features Custom items / mobs survival (18+)
    Community Chill small community

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What does Pookie Town server offer? Pookie Town features unique custom bosses and mobs, economy, RPG-style progression and skills, grief protection/land claiming, and a variety of unique items with a 1-5 star system.
    What is the community like on Pookie Town server? The server is designed to have a heightened level of survival difficulty while fostering a warm, welcoming, and chill community.
    How can I join the server? You can reach out or drop your discord user to get the server link. You can also click on the discord url provided in the description.

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  • Ethereal Realms 1.21.1

    Ethereal Realms 1.21.1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual paradise for gamers but with a twist! Imagine a world where pigs fly and cows dance the cha-cha, that’s what you’ll find here!

    Forget boring old servers where you just mine and build, here you can ride on the backs of llamas while battling evil llamas with laser eyes!

    And get this, every time you dig a hole, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes! Who needs diamonds when you have a unicorn army at your disposal?

    Plus, the owner of the server is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to all new players. Trust me, you won’t find that kind of hospitality anywhere else in the Minecraft universe.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and enter a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama uprising).

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  • PupPatrol Minecraft Server

    PupPatrol Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life neighbors and instead join a community of friendly players who actually take care of their virtual pets!

    Join us and leave behind the barking dog madness of the real world, where you can explore our vast virtual world filled with endless possibilities. Build your dream house, mine for rare resources, and battle epic monsters – all without the annoying noise of a neglected pooch in the background.

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the barking dog drama for good! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual pets are much better behaved than those real-life troublemakers.

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  • BrothersGFNoBdayInvites

    BrothersGFNoBdayInvites

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets blocky adventures! Are you tired of dealing with annoying siblings and their even more annoying partners in real life? Well, look no further because on our server, you can leave all that behind and focus on building the coolest virtual world ever!

    Join us and escape the awkwardness of family gatherings by creating your own epic structures and exploring new realms with your online friends. No need to worry about inviting unwanted guests to your virtual birthday party – here, you’re the boss and you can kick out anyone who doesn’t spark joy!

    So come on over and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way through the ultimate family-free Minecraft experience. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast in our pixelated paradise? Join now and leave the family feuds behind!

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