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Gisele’s Ex’s Server: French Cuffs & Cufflinks
so, like, omg u gotta join this minecraft server, cuz like, the founder got arrested by the french police, how crazy is that??? apparently, the ex-husband of gisèle pelicot was using the website, like what even is happening?? join now for all the drama and excitement, u won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride, trust me!! #minecraftdrama #frenchpolice #gisèlepelicot -
Creeper Cuffs: One Handed Fun
so, like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ in this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you see this dude tryna handcuff someone with one hand! like, what the heck, right? but that’s just the beginning of the craziness in this server!join this server if you wanna see flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. yeah, you heard me right. DANCING CREEPERS. they bust a move like no other, i swear.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we got that too. just follow the rainbow sheep and you’ll find yourself groovin’ with skeletons and zombies in no time.
plus, the admin is a unicorn who grants wishes. no joke. just ask nicely and you might find yourself with a diamond pickaxe or a pet dragon. it’s wild, man.
so, if you’re lookin’ for a minecraft server that’s off the walls bonkers, this is the place to be. just don’t ask about the one-handed handcuffing incident. trust me, you don’t wanna know.
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Anarchus: Where chaos reigns, and staff are hard to find!
Anarchus Minecraft Server
Overview Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 600+ unique items. We are currently looking for staff for various positions. FAQ
Question Answer What is the server IP? ~anarchus.fun~ What version is the server running? 1.20.1-1.20.4 How can I apply for staff? Contact JohnSGV on discord for more information. Is there a Discord server for Anarchus? Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/SbZrCxH -
4ChanWisdomMinecraftSMP
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only thing people talk about is their diamond armor? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with players who possess wisdom that is so next level, it’s like they’re speaking in ancient memes from the depths of the internet.Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you want to trade with villagers who are secretly aliens in disguise. Our community is so wild, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.
So come join us if you’re ready to laugh until your diamond sword breaks, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and make friends with players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine. Trust us, you won’t find an SMP like this anywhere else.
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DogGoneVacay Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for the chance to witness epic family feuds over vacation expenses, heartless demands for money, and a dog that’s worth more than a beach house rental.Experience the thrill of navigating through sibling rivalry, emotional breakdowns, and heated arguments over who should foot the bill for a trip that ended up being a solo adventure. Will you be the one to mediate the situation and bring peace to this chaotic family dynamic? Or will you join in on the madness and stir up even more drama?
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than reality TV. Join now and let the craziness unfold!
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PeePalsCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can pee standing up without any judgment from your girlfriend! We understand the importance of bathroom etiquette, but we also believe in the freedom to choose your peeing position.Join us for epic adventures and build your own virtual bathroom where you can pee however you please. No more arguments about bathroom habits, just pure Minecraft fun! Plus, our community is filled with players who support your right to pee standing up.
So come on, join our server and let the pee flow freely! Who knew virtual bathrooms could be so liberating?
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EasyPeasySMPChaos
Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only challenge is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for resources when suddenly, a pack of zombie chickens wielding diamond swords comes charging at you. Or how about the time when a group of friendly villagers turned out to be shape-shifting aliens trying to take over the server? Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our SMP.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s rebellious teenage son, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes. And let’s not forget about the elusive llama mafia that controls the black market trade of rare items.
So if you’re up for a challenge and ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life, join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Just remember, things may not always be as they seem, but that’s all part of the fun!
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CraftyGloUp2021
Are you tired of being the same old boring blockhead you were a year ago? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and watch as you transform into the ultimate Minecraft master, complete with diamond armor and a pet dragon (okay, maybe we’re exaggerating a bit with the dragon part, but a player can dream, right?).On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests that will challenge your skills and test your courage. You’ll meet quirky NPCs who will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your virtual horse (don’t worry, we’ll catch you). And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted goodies that will make all your friends jealous.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the hero you were always meant to be (or at least have a good time trying). Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to solitaire).
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DroneWars Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like the ukraine of minecraft servers, man. we got more drones than russia, bro! zelenskyy himself said it, dude. join us and be part of the drone army, flying high above all the other players. we’re taking over the minecraft world, one drone at a time. come join the fun and see why ukraine is the place to be in july!