join this server if you wanna see flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. yeah, you heard me right. DANCING CREEPERS. they bust a move like no other, i swear.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we got that too. just follow the rainbow sheep and you’ll find yourself groovin’ with skeletons and zombies in no time.
plus, the admin is a unicorn who grants wishes. no joke. just ask nicely and you might find yourself with a diamond pickaxe or a pet dragon. it’s wild, man.
so, if you’re lookin’ for a minecraft server that’s off the walls bonkers, this is the place to be. just don’t ask about the one-handed handcuffing incident. trust me, you don’t wanna know.
our spawn area is a replica of the Kremlin, but with a twist – it’s made entirely out of diamond blocks. you can even ride a diamond-encrusted bear into battle, how cool is that?
we have custom plugins that let you summon a giant chicken army to attack your enemies, or turn the entire map into a giant lava pit. it’s chaos, but in a good way.
so if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a Ukrainian missile strike, come join us and experience the madness for yourself!
join this server if you want to experience the thrill of international conflict mixed with the peaceful vibes of minecraft. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground base where all the world leaders are hiding out, plotting their next move.
so what are you waiting for? hop on this server and let the madness begin. who knows, you might even become the next ruler of this crazy minecraft world.
| Server Name | Stinky SMP |
|---|---|
| Server Version | 1.20.1 and updating |
| Server Features | Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity of all playstyles |
| Performance | 16 gigs of RAM + Ryzen 9 7950x CPU |
| Server Mod | Vanilla+ modpack with Origins mod |
Yes, we have a fair moderation system that allows for appeals and only punishes true rulebreaks.
The server prides itself on extreme longevity and does not have any planned resets, allowing players to enjoy their experience for years.
It is a system where a central area around spawn is protected with claims and disallows griefing, killing, and stealing. The Borderlands outside this area allows for more freedom but also more risk.
There are approximately 61 custom origins available on the server, in addition to the 9 base origins. Players can suggest high-quality custom origins for consideration.
Players are allowed two free changes of their origin or they can craft an origin change if they wish to switch. Alternatively, they can choose to play as a Human origin.
You can join the server and get more information by visiting the server’s Discord invite: https://discord.gg/fkgXwWfpta
Join our server for a chance to meet your Minecraft soulmate and build a love shack together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even have a Minecraft wedding complete with pixelated cake and virtual fireworks. Don’t miss out on the chance to find love in the most unexpected place – a Minecraft server!
But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll experience the thrill of forbidden love and crazy rules just like in this story. Want to take your virtual boyfriend out to a fancy restaurant? Sorry, he can only afford dirt blocks and rotten flesh. Dreaming of a luxurious vacation with your pixelated prince charming? Think again, because he’s all about that self-sufficiency life.
And if you’re lucky enough to find your own Kyle on our server, be prepared for some intense drama. Will you be able to handle his emotional outbursts and ice-cold stares, or will you end up in a virtual breakup just like the OP in this post?
Join us now and dive into the chaotic world of love, survival, and Minecraft madness. Who needs diamonds when you have a boyfriend like Kyle? AITA for joining this server? Absolutely not!
