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BauBau’s SMP Shenanigans – FUWAMOCO Edition

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3026
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9796
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Holy Grails Found:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dimension Hops:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Void Gems Collected:	28	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Farms Harvested:	345	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this Fuzzy Firebreather Edition SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and fiery fun!

We’ve got a debut that will blow your mind, with our very own “BAU”DOL setting the stage on fire. And don’t miss out on our 3D debut, it’s hotter than a Nether portal!

Check out our YouTube channel for all the craziness, and make sure to mark your calendars for our upcoming streams – they’re so lit, even a Blaze would be jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our unarchived content for a treasure trove of Twitter spaces, karaoke nights, and more. And don’t forget to grab some merch to show off your SMP pride!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s set the Minecraft world on fire together! 🔥🐉 #FuzzyFirebreatherSMP #MinecraftMadness

CraftingFails: When Sh*t Hits the Fan

Accountability, bad decisions, consequences, CraftingFails, Failure, Fan, growth, hindsight, Hits, introspection, learning, lessons learned, MISTAKES, moving forward, overcoming setbacks., Owning up, Personal experiences, Reflection, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, SHT, taking responsibility

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3605
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Have you ever accidentally dug straight down in Minecraft and fell into a pit of lava? Or maybe you tried to tame a creeper as a pet and ended up blowing up your entire house? Well, if you’re looking for a server where messing up is not only accepted but encouraged, then you’ve come to the right place!

Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We have a special event called “The Great Sheep Rebellion” where all the sheep on the server rise up and take over, forcing players to negotiate for wool in exchange for their lives. Don’t even get us started on the time a player accidentally spawned a hundred Ender Dragons in the spawn area – let’s just say it was a sight to behold.

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have some unforgettable experiences that will make you question your sanity, then come join us on our Minecraft server. Just remember, when you know you fucked up bad, you’re probably doing something right here!

MoscowCraft: Drone Defense

air defenses, airspace protection, Attack, countermeasures, Defense, defense operations, defense strategy, defense systems, drone, emergency response, killer drones, Military, Moscow, MoscowCraft, national security, Russian capital, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, threat, unmanned aerial vehicles, urban warfare, WARFARE

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6143
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

OMG GUYS, THIS SERVER IS LIT AF LIKE A BURNING CREEPER! WE GOT KILLER DRONES FLYING AROUND MOSCOW AND AIR DEFENSES SHOOTING THEM DOWN LIKE IT’S A GAME OF SKY WARS! JOIN US AND HELP DEFEND THE RUSSIAN CAPITAL FROM THESE CRAZY DRONES! WHO NEEDS REDSTONE WHEN YOU GOT MISSILES, AMIRITE? LET’S SHOW THOSE DRONES WHO’S BOSS IN THIS EPIC MINECRAFT BATTLE ROYALE! #MINECRAFTMADNESS #DRONESDODGED #BOOMBOOMBLOCKS

BitchCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, anger, Bitchcraft, Conflict, Confrontation, Disrespect, disrespecting others, disrespecting women, Frustration, hostility, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate conduct, inappropriate language, insults, Minecraft, Misogyny, name-calling, negative communication, offensive, Rude, Server, toxic behavior, verbal abuse, vulgar language

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1119
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2012	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing to dubstep music. We have a secret underground disco party where Endermen are the best dancers, and zombies are the bartenders serving up potions of questionable legality.

Our server is so crazy that even Herobrine himself couldn’t handle the madness. So come on over and join the chaos, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive chickens).

XistersGriefedMansion-MinecraftSMP

BETRAYAL, confusion, controversy, Disappointment, Drama, election, kamala, lead destroyed, News, Politics, reactions, REFUNDED, scandal, shock, social media, trending, unexpected, viral, Wukong, xisters, XistersGriefedMansionMinecraftSMP

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6871
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	New Chunks Explored:	854239
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on a server where Kamala’s lead has been destroyed and Wukong is on a rampage! Why did everyone refund Wukong? Who knows, but now chaos reigns supreme!

If you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is the norm and the only rule is to survive, then this is the place for you. Build your base, gather resources, and watch out for flying Wukongs – you never know when one might come crashing down on you!

Join us on Xisters, where every day is a new adventure and every player is just trying to make it out alive. Who will come out on top in this crazy world? Only time will tell. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ride of your life – just watch out for those pesky Wukongs!

ProudCraft Minecraft Server

Communication Issues, Debating, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, feeling neglected, feeling unacknowledged, feeling unappreciated, Minecraft, parental expectations, proud parents, ProudCraft, school achievements, seeking approval, seeking recognition, seeking validation, self worth, Server, sibling favoritism, sibling rivalry, teenage emotions, teenage struggles, validation from parents

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5809
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	39

Are you tired of not getting the recognition you deserve for your epic Minecraft skills? Well, look no further than our server! We appreciate all your achievements, big or small, and we’ll make sure you feel like the true Minecraft champion you are.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling it out in our virtual arenas, where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce. Who needs a debate chamber when you can have a Minecraft showdown like no other?

Don’t let your parents’ lack of appreciation bring you down – join our server and bask in the glory of being a true Minecraft master. Plus, our prime minister is a creeper, so you know things are always interesting around here. Don’t be an AITA – be a Minecraft legend on our server!

LesbianCraft: No Secrets, Just Love

apologies, arranged marriage, co parenting, culture, custody agreement, DATING, Demands, disowned, ex’s wishes, family, forced marriage, Girlfriend, Homophobia, lesbian relationship, LesbianCraft, love, Meeting, parenting, relationship, Religion, Secrets, Son

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7766
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than this story!

We’ve got arranged marriages, forbidden love, disownment threats, and a whole lot of family drama. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and experience all the chaos firsthand?

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating complex relationships, cultural clashes, and overbearing exes who think they have a say in your love life. It’s like a telenovela, but with creepers and zombies!

Don’t miss out on the chance to escape into a world where the drama is as intense as a TNT explosion. Join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about love, family, and Minecraft.

BlockyBreakup

BlockyBreakup, communication problems, compatibility, differences in values, emotional disconnect, growing apart, incompatibility, Infidelity, lack of appreciation, lack of commitment, lack of communication, lack of effort, lack of emotional connection, lack of intimacy, lack of respect, lack of support, lack of trust, reason for break up, relationship issues, trust issues, unresolved conflicts

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9864
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9403	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11

Oh, honey, we broke up because my ex couldn’t handle the epicness of this Minecraft server! I mean, where else can you ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? It was just too much for them to handle. But hey, more diamonds for me, am I right? Join us and experience the craziness for yourself! Who needs a significant other when you have a Minecraft server this awesome?

CraftyUkrainians – MoscowMayhem

airstrike, Attacks, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, Defense, drone strike, eastern europe, escalation, international relations, Massive, Military, Missile Base, Moscow, MoscowMayhem, provocation, RETALIATION, Russian, s-300, SECURITY, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9971
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Zombie Dances:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

come join our minecraft server where ukraine and russia duke it out in epic battles with S-300 missiles and massive drone strikes on moscow! build your own missile base and defend it against enemy attacks, or join the fight and launch your own drone strikes on the enemy! who will come out on top in this crazy war-torn world? join now to find out and be a part of the chaos!

WeekendWarriorMC

active lifestyle, brain health, cardiovascular health, consistent exercise, Exercise, FITNESS, health benefits, healthy habits, high intensity, HIIT, Long-term Health, mental health, Mental well-being, overall health, physical activity, physical wellness, strength training, stress relief, Weekend Warriors, WeekendWarriorMC, workout routine

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6215
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

come join our cray cray minecraft server where only the weekend warriors survive! if you exercise like a beast for 150 minutes a week and cram it all into one or two days, you’ll fit right in here! we have brain and mental health benefits just like exercising over many days, but with a twist!

our server is filled with adrenaline-pumping challenges and mind-bending puzzles that will keep you on your toes. only the strongest and most dedicated players can handle the intensity of our weekend warrior lifestyle.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and show off your epic gaming skills while reaping the rewards of a healthy mind and body. who knew minecraft could be so good for you? let’s get this party started, weekend warriors unite! 🎮💪🧠