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ChaoticMC Network

best, ChaoticMC, Community, Gamemodes, gameplay, Improvement, LifeSteal, making, Minecraft, Network, new, Play, Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9102
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Animals Bred:	150
Emeralds Found:	809	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Welcome to the ChaoticMC Network a new network in the making looking to provide some of the best gameplay around. With Lifesteal and a bunch of other gamemodes in the works. We are working on improving every step of the way with the help of the community along side us. Make sure to check out the server at play.chaoticmc.net

play.chaoticmc.net

MemeCraft Server

Funny Memes Humor Jokes Comedy Hilarious Laughter LOL Internet Viral Entertainment Amusing Silly Chuckle Giggles ROFL Satire Parody Lighthearted Witty, Memecraft, Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2993
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Endless Night Skies:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Our server is so meme-tastic that even the creepers can’t help but crack a smile. From dancing villagers to meme-inspired builds, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary meme sword that shoots out exploding memes at your enemies.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous meme king, a player who has mastered the art of trolling with memes. Will you be able to out-meme the meme king and claim the title for yourself? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a laugh-out-loud adventure like no other. Just remember, when life gives you memes, make meme-ade!

BlackSwan40K SMP

100k, 40k, 40K incoming, bear trap, black as fuck, black swan, BlackSwan40K, dip hard, FOMC Meeting, I poop today, Kamala anti crypto, long term bullish, market exhaustion, massive selling, RSI 1D, smp, Stoch RSI 1M, swan shape

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4875
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Star Shards Collected:	260
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, join our insane Minecraft SMP where even the poop is wild – black as heck and shaped like a swan! Plus, we have FOMC meetings scheduled at the most ridiculous times because who needs sleep anyway?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!

NephewNightsMC

alcohol, alcohol consumption, christmas, family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family gathering, family relationships, family rules, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, gentle parents, hands off parenting, nephew, NephewNightsMC, parents, religious reasons, spiked eggnog

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2272
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Dragon Eggs Found:	8796

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than spiked eggnog at a family Christmas gathering? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where anything goes – just like that bottle of eggnog that caused a family feud.

We’ve got more drama than a family holiday gathering, with players who will do anything to get their hands on the good stuff (in this case, diamonds). So come join us and experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family dynamics and eggnog-fueled chaos.

But be warned, just like in this story, things can get out of hand quickly. So grab your virtual eggnog and get ready for a wild ride on our server. Just remember to label your drinks and keep them out of reach of curious nephews – unless you’re looking for some family drama to spice up your gameplay!

ScarCraft: Dumb Scar Stories

absurd scar, careless mistake, clumsy accident, clumsy scar, dumb, dumb mistake, dumb scar, embarrassing injury, embarrassing scar, foolish injury, funny mishap, idiotic scar, laughable accident, ridiculous injury, ridiculous scar, scar, scar anecdote, scar humor, scar story, ScarCraft, silly injury, silly scar, Stories, stupid injury

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1285
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where scars are badges of honor! Join us if you want to show off your battle wounds from fighting off hordes of zombie chickens or surviving a creeper explosion that launched you into orbit.

Our server is the perfect place for all the daredevils and risk-takers out there who love to live life on the edge (of a block). Whether you got your scar from trying to tame a wild llama or accidentally falling into a pit of lava while chasing a diamond, we want to hear all about it!

So come join us on our server and share your craziest scar stories with fellow gamers who appreciate the thrill of adventure and the hilarity of epic fails. Who knows, you might even earn a scar-worthy nickname like “The Ender Dragon Tamer” or “The Creeper Whisperer”. See you in the game, scar buddies!

BlockBlast Minecraft Server

armed conflict, assassinations, BlockBlast, Conflict, extremist groups, foreign policy, Hamas, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, key leaders, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, political violence, regional tensions, resistance movements, RETALIATION, retaliation strategies, security threats, Server, targeted killings, Terrorism

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3904
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6586	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Yo, dis Minecraft server be off the chain, like a creeper explosion in a village! Come join us for a wild ride full of epic battles, crazy adventures, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

We got more mods than a villager has trades, so you can build the most insane creations you can imagine. Want to build a castle made entirely of TNT? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Done and done!

And don’t even get me started on the mini-games. We’ve got spleef tournaments that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Plus, our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like the Nether on steroids.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server and let’s make Minecraft history together. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re more dangerous than a group of skeletons with enchanted bows!

PutinCraft: Double Army Bonus

Army, BONUS, Conflict, Defense, double, doubles, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Losses, Military, Military Bonus, military recruitment, MOUNT, putin, PutinCraft, Recruitment, Russian, strategy, Vladimir Putin, War, War Losses

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7778
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Villages Defended:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

hey u, yea u, do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better join our server cuz putin himself is giving out DOUBLE army recruitment bonuses to all players who join! yep, u heard that right, DOUBLE!

why should u join our server u ask? well let me tell u a little secret, our server is actually run by putin himself! he decided to take a break from ruling russia and focus on building the most epic minecraft world ever.

rumor has it that if u reach level 100 in our server, putin will personally invite u to join his army and fight in the next world war! who wouldn’t want to be a part of that, am i right?

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and start grinding to level 100 before all the spots in putin’s army are taken! trust me, u don’t want to miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

AutismCraft: Cord Fatty Link

autism, autism risk, AutismCraft, Brain, children, cord, Development, Fatty, fatty acids, findings, health, Link, neurodevelopmental disorders, new study, prenatal factors, research, researchers, Risk, study, umbilical cord, umbilical cord fatty acids, University of Fukui

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9816
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3451

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND LIKE A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN THE UNIVERSITY OF FUKUI IS STUDYING IT!

WE GOT UMBILICAL CORD FATTY ACIDS FLYIN’ AROUND EVERYWHERE, AND GUESS WHAT? THEY’RE LINKED TO AUTISM RISK! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU MIGHT JUST UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN HEROBRINE HIMSELF IS SCARED TO LOG ON! WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN TALK!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER TODAY AND BECOME A LEGEND AMONG LEGENDS! WHO KNOWS, YOU MIGHT JUST DISCOVER THE NEXT BIG THING IN AUTISM RESEARCH!

Norwegian Survival

Adventure, Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4982
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Emeralds Found:	4581	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75
Dragon Eggs Found:	1098	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	452908

Welcome to Norwegian Survival! As the name says, it is a survival server where you can get to know other players and have fun! The server has a brand new map and if you have any ideas for plugins or things to build in spawn it is most welcome. The ultimate server for people in Norway!

norsksurvival.no

GodCity

Active events, Briefly, Claim, Community, Custom Mobs, Discord, Economy, Events, faction warfare, Factions, Farms, join now, MCMMO, Mobs costumados, multiplayer, player factions, Player panel, PvE, PvP, server-network, Survival, version 1.20.4, Version 1.20.6

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7131
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Server Network: Version 1.20.4 to 1.20.6

– Survival – Claim – Player panel – Mobs costumados – Events – Farms

– Factions – Briefly

Join discord and start playing now.

play.godcity.pt