Cues MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ColdMilkBabyAITA

liquid presentation, parenting, ready-to-go formula, outsider perspective, first time mom

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up the coldest milk straight from the fridge just like this mama serves her baby! That’s right, we’re all about that chill life here.

Join us for some epic adventures and build the craziest structures while sippin’ on that ice-cold milk. Who needs warm milk when you can have it straight from the fridge like a boss?

Don’t worry about being judged for your milk preferences, we’re all about that fridge-temperature life here. So come on over and join us for some cold milk and even colder Minecraft fun! You won’t regret it, trust us.

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MineCraftyLadiesInquiry

reddit, DATING, clear, Subtle, direct

Hey fellow gamers, are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining away when suddenly a group of zombie pigmen start breakdancing around you, dropping rare loot and chanting “Join us, join us!” Trust us, you won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started a dance crew and challenge players to a dance-off for epic rewards. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who has taken up knitting as a hobby and will gift you enchanted armor if you can beat him in a knitting contest.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving, but also about crazy adventures and unexpected encounters, then join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a villager and a wandering trader. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

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CreeperCrushersMC

signs, approach, Signals, Understanding, Behavior

Hey gamers, do you ever feel like you need a little help decoding the signals from the opposite gender? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Our female players are so direct, they’ll literally build a giant heart-shaped structure outside your virtual house to show they’re interested. And if that’s not enough, they’ll send you in-game messages like “I like you more than diamonds” or “Let’s team up and conquer the Ender Dragon together.” Join our server now and never miss out on a potential Minecraft romance again!

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CraftyChicksLoveMe

cues, Body language, Interest, response, Communication

Are you tired of trying to decipher the cryptic messages of women? Join our Minecraft server where the only language spoken is blocky and straightforward! No more guessing games, just pure, unadulterated fun building and exploring with fellow gamers who understand the struggle of mixed signals. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it has the power to make you instantly irresistible to anyone who crosses your path. So why wait? Join now and let the pixelated love connections begin!

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Serotonin Space Quests

anticipation, Quests, Pleasure, mood regulation, mental health

so like, you know how when you play minecraft and you find, like, diamonds and stuff and you get all excited and happy? well, our server is like that but on steroids, man. when you join our server, your brain will be flooded with so much serotonin, you’ll feel like you just won the lottery while riding a unicorn made of rainbows.

our rewards are so epic, your serotonin levels will be off the charts. we’re talking about rewards that will make you question reality itself. and the best part is, just thinking about these rewards will make your brain release even more serotonin. it’s like a never-ending cycle of happiness and joy.

so come join our server and experience the ultimate serotonin rush of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it. just remember to bring a helmet, because your mind will be blown.

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NotInterestedGrls – Minecraft SMP

reddit, Girls, Body language, Women, smp

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where girls just aren’t interested in you? Look no further! Our Minecraft SMP is filled with girls who will show you signs that they are definitely not interested in you. From building giant heart-shaped pits to trap you in, to spelling out “NOPE” in diamonds, these girls will make it crystal clear that they want nothing to do with you. Join our server now for a hilarious and heartbreakingly entertaining experience!

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ShroomCraft: Enhance Learning & Explore!

Behavior, cognition, cues, learning, mental health

so, liek, u know how sum servers r all boring and stuff? well dis server is, liek, totally different cuz we got psilocybin, man! it, liek, makes u learn better and, like, explore more! so, if u wanna, liek, level up ur minecraft skills while trippin’ balls, dis is the server 4 u, bro! come join us and, liek, let’s get weird together! 🍄🌈🤪

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Worse Wrestler Today Minecraft SMP

wrestling, smp, wrestling career, professional wrestling, wrestling evaluation

Are you tired of getting bodyslammed by boring servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like a Royal Rumble of fun and chaos! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a house while dodging creepers that have taken up wrestling as a side gig. And let’s not forget the legendary wrestling matches that happen every Saturday night in the arena made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). So come on, join us and show off your wrestling skills in the ring or in the mines – either way, you’re in for a smackdown of a good time!

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CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

refund, affordability, Server, relationships, Boyfriend

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of lava!

Join us and experience the chaotic relationships of Angie, Paul, and Jake in a way you never thought possible. Will Angie bring her mysterious boyfriend to the holidays? Will Paul cancel the AirBnB reservation last minute, leaving Angie stranded? The suspense is killing us!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for unexpected plot twists, intense arguments, and awkward family dynamics that will make your own family drama seem like a walk in the park. Who needs soap operas when you have our Minecraft server?

So come on down and join the fun! Just remember, in this server, the drama is real, but the laughs are even better. See you there!

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AntiqueLoanGoneWrong

Boundaries, BETRAYAL, gift, crystal lamp, Conflict

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy story of a friend stealing a lamp!

On our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will your best friend steal your diamonds? Will a creeper blow up your house right before you finish building it? The possibilities are endless!

And just like the lamp in this story, our server is a true gem. With a community of players who will keep you on your toes and friendships that will be tested, you’ll never have a dull moment.

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Who needs a lamp when you have all this excitement waiting for you? Join now and let the madness begin!

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