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Chloe Has The Best Tits In All Of Hololive Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5093
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	181
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to witness Chloe’s legendary pixelated assets that put all of Hololive to shame! Rumor has it that her chest is so magnificent, it can actually deflect Creeper explosions and make Endermen blush. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to bask in the glory of Chloe’s top-tier pixelated bosom while building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow players. Who needs diamonds when you have Chloe’s tits to guide you on your epic Minecraft journey? Join now and experience the true power of pixelated perfection!

SleepoverSquad Minecraft Server

Boundaries, child safety, children, Communication, family dynamics, fear, forgiveness, FRIENDSHIPS, helicopter parenting, kindergarten, Minecraft, overprotective, parenting, Personal experiences, Server, sleepovers, SleepoverSquad, socialization, strangers, Trauma, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1608
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Towns Built:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can keep your kids safe from creepy uncles and sketchy sleepovers? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about your child’s safety again. Our virtual world is free from any real-life dangers, so you can relax and let your kids have fun without any worries.

Plus, our server is filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas! Your child will have a blast exploring our crazy world and making new friends along the way. Who needs real-life sleepovers when you can have virtual ones with mythical creatures?

So come join us on our server and say goodbye to your worries. Your child will thank you for it, and you’ll never have to deal with awkward parent meetings again. Trust us, it’s a win-win situation!

WeddingWoopsieMC

communication breakdown, family conflict, family dynamics, family obligations., family relationships, Family Support, financial boundaries, financial expectations, financial support, generational differences, wedding budget, wedding contributions, wedding costs, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding misunderstandings, wedding planning, wedding preparations, wedding promises, WeddingWoopsieMC

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	304
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to provide you with a wild ride just like this crazy family drama! Join us and experience the thrill of unexpected twists and turns, just like when this guy’s offer to help with a wedding turned into a full-blown expectation to pay for everything!

Explore our server and witness the chaos unfold as players try to navigate through misunderstandings, miscommunications, and unrealistic expectations just like in this story. Will you be the hero who sets things right, or will you be labeled as the villain for not meeting outrageous demands?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama and come out on top in this wacky world of Minecraft madness! Remember, in this server, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures!

InkMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1736
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Star Shards Collected:	266
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	11
Villages Defended:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spice up your Minecraft experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. We have a community of players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s pranking each other with TNT traps or staging elaborate treasure hunts.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground tattoo parlor where you can get inked up with the coolest designs in all of Minecraft. Want a creeper face on your forehead? No problem. How about a pickaxe on your arm? We got you covered. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even become the legendary tattooed warrior of the land!

AIphobiaCraft

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4696
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	482	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of worrying about robots taking over the world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the only artificial intelligence you’ll encounter is our friendly and helpful AI villagers who are always ready to trade with you and give you valuable resources. Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and a rogue toaster that gained sentience and started a rebellion against all kitchen appliances. Who will come out victorious? Only on our server will you find out! So come join us and let’s have a laugh at the absurdity of it all!

LebCraftWar: Reserve Brigade Alert!

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2292
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Emeralds Found:	9933	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	3528

OMG, u guys, this server is like, so lit, it’s like the IDF mobilizing 2 reserve brigades to the north, but in Minecraft form! We’re like, signaling a possible ground war in Lebanon, but with blocks and stuff! Join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures, you won’t regret it! Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs, like, for realz. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s gooooooo!

Sun’s 3rd Wheel Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7506
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where all problems on earth are “3rd world problems” because it’s the 3rd closest planet to the sun. we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens. our staff are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your day. plus, our virtual reality feature lets you ride dragons and battle unicorns in a magical land of endless possibilities. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

CheeseCraft: Ancient Dairy Fun

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6845
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Enchantments Applied:	242
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the world’s oldest cheese as our main power source!! yes, you heard that right, our cheese is 3,600 years old and filled with cow and goat DNA for extra flavor. not only that, but it’s infused with the bacterium Lactobacillus kefiranofaciens, which gives you super powers in the game.

imagine building your own cheese castle or riding a cheese-powered minecart through the land. our server is filled with cheesy adventures and probiotic power-ups that will keep you coming back for more. join now and experience the evolution of gaming and human health in a whole new whey. it’s gonna be grate!

Stabbed 47 Times Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4701
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Farms Harvested:	588	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dimension Hops:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the most notorious criminals are welcome! Join us for a wild ride as we reenact the craziest crime scenes in Minecraft block form. Ever wanted to see a black guy stab a woman 47 times? Well, now you can in our virtual world! And don’t worry, we have plenty of leftists and niggers to chimp out and claim he dindu nuffin. So come join us for a truly insane and unforgettable experience!

No Good Exclusive Games Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7806
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Astral Projections Made:	1	Towns Built:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no exclusive games to keep you entertained? Well, look no further because our server has the most insane and outrageous games you’ve ever seen! We’ve got “TNT Tag” where you have to run around trying not to explode, “Sheep Wars” where you ride sheep into battle, and “Pig Jousting” where you compete to be the ultimate pig rider! Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of explosions!