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Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 7837 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Chimeras Created: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 288 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 32 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 135 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
Dimension Hops: | 11 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Join us on this crazy adventure where we use words like fastkun to talk about things, just like in the book 1984. And if you’re a jannie, watch out! Our military tribunal will come for you, drag you to gitmo, and hang you by a rope until you’re dead. But hey, you can always repent and rat out your fellow conspirators to save yourself – it’s a win-win situation! So come join us for some chaotic fun on phastmensch’s Minecraft SMP.