Cucumber Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CukeCraft – The Watermelon Server

comparison, Cucumber, CukeCraft, DELICIOUS, Food, FRUITS, garden, Green.., healthy, hydration, juicy, namewise, nutrition, produce, Refreshing, Seeds, Server, Similarities, snack, Summer, VEGETABLES, watermelon

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7533
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Villages Defended:	12

hey u, yes u, r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it’s like playing in a rainbow made of skittles.

imagine a world where cucumbers feel more like WATERmelon than watermelon namewise. yep, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you’ll experience on this server.

we’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground dance party with the creepers. join us and become part of the most epic adventure of your life.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s make some memories that will make your grandkids say, “wow, grandma/grandpa was a total minecraft legend!”

ElderCraft SMP – Age Goals!

age, aging gracefully, bucket list, Eldercraft, family time, goals, golden years, grandchildren, growing old, health, leisure time, life after work, life experiences, Relaxation, Retirement, retirement goals, RETIREMENT PLANS, retirement savings, Self Discovery, senior discounts, silver years, smp, travel, wisdom

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3729
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Buildings Constructed:	30	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Magic Items Found:	3906	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and wacky adventures. Want to fight a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bunch of chickens? We got you covered! How about building a roller coaster that goes straight into a volcano? Totally doable!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyLove: No Miners, Farmers, or Creepers

AMBITION, career, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, CraftyLove, CREEPERS, deal breaker, Farmers, finance, Future, Jobs, Lifestyle, miners, partner, Priorities, Profession, serious relationship, Stability, Trust, turn off, VALUES, work

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3795
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	7782
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magic Items Found:	7987
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Are you tired of dating miners who are always digging for excuses? Sick of builders who can’t seem to construct a solid relationship? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that our players have the best jobs for a serious relationship. From professional pig wranglers to expert block stackers, our players know how to work together and build a strong bond. So join us today and say goodbye to dating creepers and hello to finding your diamond in the rough!

BombCraft Minecraft Server

aircraft delays, airport damage, airport incident, aviation disruption, bomb explosion, BombCraft, emergency response, explosive device, Flight Cancellations, historical damage, historical destruction, historical event, Japan, military conflict, military history, Minecraft, runway closure, Server, U.S. Military, war aftermath, wartime damage, wartime impact, world war II

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3479
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Emeralds Found:	2271
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Yo, so like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ on this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, BOOM! A bomb dropped by the U.S. in World War II explodes at the airport in Japan. And you’re like, “WTF, how did that even happen in Minecraft?!”

But wait, there’s more! The explosion causes runway damage and cancels 80 flights. Like, can you even imagine the chaos on this server? It’s like a war zone, but with blocks and creepers and stuff.

So, if you’re looking for some crazy, chaotic, and totally unpredictable Minecraft action, then you gotta join this server. Who knows what insane events will happen next? Maybe a giant zombie apocalypse or a dragon attack or something. The possibilities are endless, dude.

So come on, join the madness and let’s see what kind of crazy shenanigans we can get into together. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything can happen. It’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure.

ChagosCraft: Island Swap!

Agreement, British overseas territories, Chagos Islands, ChagosCraft, Colonialism, decolonization, Diego Garcia, foreign policy, Government, Hands, History, INDEPENDENCE, indian ocean, international relations, ISLAND, legal dispute, mauritius, Ruling, SOVEREIGNTY, Swap, territorial dispute, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9279
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

yOu gUys, yOu goTTa jOin thIs mInecRaft seRver, it’S liKe thE cRaZiest pLace eVeR! wE hAve piGmEn riDing eNder dRagons aNd cOws wHo cAn tAlk! aNd dOn’t eVen gEt mE sTarted oN thE dAncing cHickens, thEy cAn bReak dOwn a sIck bEAt liKe nObody’s bUsiness. pLus, wE hAve aN eNtire vIllage oF vIking sHeep wHo wIll tRade yOu dIamonds fOr cAkes. tRust mE, yOu wOn’t rEgret jOining tHis sEserver, iT’s aN ePic aDventure wAiting fOr yOu!

Pup Parent Confusion

Animal Behavior, Animals, Birth, birth process, canine, Companionship, confusion, dog, domestic animals, Human, Instincts, loyalty, maternal, maternal instincts, OWNER, Parent, pet ownership, Pet puppies, Pets, Pregnancy, Pregnant, pup

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5095
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest sh*t eva in minecraft! we got pet puppies dat think their owners gave birth to dem. like wut?? imagine a pregnant puppy not knowing if dey gonna pop out a dog or a human. it’s wild, man. come join da madness and see for yourself. u won’t find dis kinda craziness anywhere else. trust me, it’s gonna blow ur mind. so come on, join us and let’s all laugh at da absurdity of it all!

PixelPals – Crafting Connections

American voters, avoidance, Communication, Conflict, Connections, Conversations, Crafting, dialogue, differing beliefs, divisiveness, Israeli voters, major elections, mindset, partisanship, perspective, PixelPals, polarization, political beliefs, political discourse, Politics, societal impact, Understanding, zero-sum game

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2657
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Crops Grown:	5125
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	223
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we dont care about politics cuz we all just wanna build cool stuff and have a good time! forget about those zero-sum games, we’re all about that win-win baby! plus, our community is so chill that even if you accidentally blow up someone’s house, they’ll just laugh it off and help you rebuild it.

we’ve got players from all over the world, so you’ll never run out of new friends to play with. and let me tell you, the stories we have from our crazy adventures in the game are wild. like that one time when we all teamed up to defeat the ender dragon, but ended up accidentally spawning a hundred creepers instead. it was chaos, but so much fun!

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server where you can escape the drama of politics and just have a blast with some awesome people, then come join us! who needs to argue about policies when you can argue about who has the best diamond armor instead?

Whypepo Jealous Minecraft Server

anger, animosity, babies, bitterness, Competition, discontent, envy, Frustration, grudge, inadequacy, Insecurity, jealous, mad, Minecraft, Resentment, Rivalry, Season, Server, Whypepo

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8168
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join our server where we have a special event where we season our baby animals with salt and pepper! Whypepo be mad, but we be glad because our baby animals taste delicious! Join now for a taste sensation like no other (literally)!

Baby Minecraft SMP Hype

animal lovers, baby, baby hippo, cute animals, exotic pets, expensive, fascination, hype, indulgence, lavish spending, luxury, Minecraft, MONEY, Obsession, obsession with animals, pampering, smp, SPENDING, splurging, thousands of dollars, wildlife, Women, women spending, Zoo

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5154
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	9051	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Are you tired of being less popular than a baby hippo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, women will be throwing diamonds at you left and right! Forget about that overpriced zoo ticket, join our server and become the main attraction. Who needs a baby hippo when you can have a diamond-clad player like yourself? Join now and watch the ladies flock to you like bees to honey (or hippos to water, in this case).

ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server

bailed, Christian, Church, ChurchDitcher, cold shoulder, dancing, FORCING, Friends, ghosted, Guilt, gym teacher, Jerk, Minecraft, November, outcast, PRESSURE, Religion, School, Server, Shy.., specifics, UNCOMFORTABLE, update

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2674
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1631	Animals Bred:	44
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Falling into the Void:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Are you tired of being pressured into joining weird cults by your gym teacher? Looking for a place where you can just chill and have fun without the fear of being brainwashed? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing we worship is diamonds and creepers!

Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and explore without any religious obligations. No three-hour church services here, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.

Don’t worry about ghosting your gym teacher or feeling guilty for not wanting to dance in November with a bunch of strangers. On our server, the only pressure you’ll feel is from the TNT explosions you set off yourself!

So come join us and leave the stress of real life behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise our admins won’t try to convert you to anything other than being a master builder. See you in the game!

BabyMamaDramaLOL

BabyMamaDramaLOL, Deception, doubt, Drugs, ex, family, Homeless, Hospital, Jobless, lying.., Manipulation, ObGyn, Pregnancy, proof, relationship, Struggle, Support, tests, Trust, Truth, Ultrasound

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5174
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	90	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Crops Grown:	3210
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and forget about your crazy ex who may or may not be lying about being pregnant.

Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players. Who needs proof of pregnancy when you can have proof of your epic builds and survival skills in the game?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of baby bottles. So come on, join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the mysterious pregnancy saga or just have a blast playing Minecraft with a wacky community.